Battle 2: Round 19Quad:Platoon: 8
Designation: AIG001
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Maimed in the TORSO!
status:
Sunburned (Minor Wound?)
Stung by wasped till maimed
2/6 chance seizure, triggers 1/6 chance death.
Aggravated!
inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum.
character points:
takes a beating, and gives it right back.
Kills:
13 support bug kills
teamed up to kill +6 bugs
character traits:
Continue my quest for proper medical care. Demand proper anti-seizure treatment.
(6) no seizure this round. (1) A medic takes one look at you and waves over a Sergeant, who bitchslaps you for wasting his time and shoves you toward the command bunker. Good to be back among competent leadership again, eh?
Attempt to unjam the gun and then spray at the enemies. If this attempt fails, jump out of the opening to my left (where a wall used to be) and attempt to land gracefully on the floor below.
you get the gun unjammed, but you don't have time to spray it at The Other GuysTM. that's the nature of a jam. so let's see about that diving action. (1) it ends badly. As in, you fall to your death on the unforgiving concrete below.
Current Life:
Designation: CAH004
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Healthy
Status: New to combat!
Inventory: Gun, helmet, backpack, gum.
Rank: Private
Overall Stats:
Kills: 5
Deaths: 3
Kill/Death Ratio: 1.67
gonna need someone to drive it out of the first floor first.
Platoon:6
Designation: Yo008
Unit type: Shooter
Health: Serious Wounds [Burnt] [Treated] (Torso, Arms, Legs)
Inventory:Big-Ass Gun
Achievement: Mission: Anti-Brick weapon
CP: Power Corrupts
Rank: Corporal
"Welp."
Lay down on the ground and try to remember the nice, pleasant moments from my birthing tank.
The explosion from the other artillery unit kinda dampens the mood a bit. You grumble and wallow, getting hot desert dirt ground into your wounds. (1) They are now [bleeding] and [infected]
Quad Death Rolls:No one dies. neat. Only wounds are Yo008's and they are self inflicted.
Artillery West:Platoon 6
Designation:Zr007
Unit type: Assault Gunner
Health: Serious wound- Smoke inhalation.
Inventory: Big Gun. Helmet. Armor. Backpack. Gum.
Character Points: "Honor", "Follows Orders", "In the Shadow of Giants"
Character Traits: None
Rank: Corporal
Ask for a grenade, throw it into the unit. Check out my gun.
(3) you get a grenade into the unit and it explodes, doing a bit of damage. (6) "Preventative Maintenance past due? What is this shit?" You clear the warning signal and lock and load. it rapidly cools to functional.
Pork002 Drops in, and heads towards where the combat is!
Look at where my previous clone died. Look for any sonic-based devices. Or perhaps microwave.
Pork002
Platoon: 4
Wounds: Nothin!
Health: Slightly Grumpy
Stuff: Gun, backpack, gum.
(4) you see some weird devices built into the housing. Looks like they were exposed by the grenade blasts.
Designation: CW004 'K'
Platoon: 6
Unit type: Cyborg Artillery
Health: Cyborg limbs. 1/2 plates of armor remaining
status: Deafened (1/3)
inventory: gun, helmet, 2x Integrated Laser Arms, 4x Large Ballistic Units, 3x Guided Missiles
character points: Chimera First Aid, "Eat me! Eeeeaaaat meeeee!" "Rig the bodies," "We'll call it a draw"
character traits: nope
Unlocked classes: Grenadier, Artillery
rank: Private
Note to self: (Just so I can remember what I can do)
Artillery: Fires ballistic and guided long-range, high angle attacks. standard ballistic ammo is unlimited. Carries 5 large ballistic units, for attack against buildings nad transport, and 3 guided missiles, for long range, accurate shots. Generally will require a spotter on location, or otherwise able to transmit firing coordinates.
Cyborg: A standard laser is built into each arm, but must be deployed to activate, and cannot be deployed while the launchers are active.
You have 2 layers of armor, the ability to lift about 2 tons, or carry about 1 ton, and are capable of running about 20 mph, and leaping about fifty feet horizontally or twenty vertically. You have integrated communications equipment in your head, and multiple wavelength eyes - just select normal, infrared, UV, or lowlight.
Let's try another crazy plan.
Use cyborg legs (and hands if they're needed, I guess) to scale my way up Artillery West and fire a large ballistic into the chamber, then immediately get as far away as possible. (which should be possible thanks to cyborg speed+jumping?) Try not to do this right as it fires.
If getting up to the chamber looks impossible, just stay in shelter and fire a large ballistic at the housing again.
(4) (5) Hmm. You look up to the top of the unit and decide immediately that climbing over a hundred feet up there would be unwise, especially if you were to drop a heavy grenade into it, as tere would be no way to get away from tehexplosion except free fall. So you do the next best thing and somersault right up to the top of the casing, and drop a heavy grenade into the machinery. "Fire in teh Hole" you scream, as if anyone could hear you. And you drop and run. And then the grenade explodes.
Platoon 8
Designation: Sn002
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Serious wound[treated], Serious wound[treated], Deaf
Status: Alive!
Inventory: Gun, Gum, Helmet, Military backpack, Goggles
Character points: (not) Darwin's finest; Just along for the Drag
Rank: Private
Stop being disoriented. Shoot Other Guystm.
(2) nope. You sag down onto your knees again. And then that artillery unit explodes.
Artillery West Death Rolls:(3) The Artillery unit is destroyed in a huge explosion. the blast is strong enough to put you guys at risk of injury, So I'll roll individually for you. The barrel then topples away from the area crashing into the canyon wall and bending in the middle.
lucky.
Zr007's armor is obliterated in teh explosion, and he takes a serious wound, but the others managed to get to cover beforehand, and are unharmed.
Floor 3:Unit number: Jag005 [platoon 8] 'K'
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: gun, military backpack, Gum, 2 sidearms, big knife (stuck in worm right now)
status: serious wound 1/3
Maimed: (left leg broken) [TREATED]
Maimed: (right leg shot to hell)[TREATED]
Maimed: (right arm broken) [TREATED]
Maimed: Left arm crushed underneath rubble: probably missing.
Character point:
endurance: suffocation
character class: tunnel rat.
rank private
Smoldering poncho
Buried.
((AHAHHAHAHAHAAH, I'm dying of laughter.))
Dig myself out again, grumble about how I've spent more time underground then I have on the surface..
((glad you liked it. I was hoping it wouldn't be frustrating for you as a player))
Zii008, platoon 6 "Gunbane"
Unit Type: Soldier
Inventory: gun, helmet, military backpack, military headset, grenade.
Status: alive
Character Trait: None
Achievements: Friendly Fire: Victim
Help my new boss in digging Jag out
Platoon 6 GUNBANE
Designation: OcE006
Unit type: point man
Health: Healthy
Status: None
Inventory: Lascarbine, Fancy shmancy pointman sensor helmet, Scout knife, backpack full of arbitrary shit
Achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown
Classes unlocked: grunt, heavy grunt, soldier, grenadier, point man, shooter, assault gunner, pyro,
Character points: Honor, From Matilda, I MEANT TO DO THAT
Character traits: None
Life kills: 0
Total kills: 16
Total deaths: 5
K/D ratio: 3.2
Rank: Corporal
"No man fuckin' left behind!"
Dig me up a Jag. Call over a medic for him, discharge him from Squad OCEAN, recruit zii to take his place.
(3)+2 You guys dig Jag out. He looks terrible, just ... Like he'd been eaten recently.
Floor 3 Death Rolls:((NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!))
"Dude, like... *cough* ...bury me with my skates on. With my bitchin' collection of Wham tapes. And my... *dies*"
And so ends the saga of drunk heavy gunner closet valley girl. We at TheTemporary COmmand Post Just Outside The Destruction Zone salute you.
(5) no more floor collapse. You guys live!
Floor 4Platoon:8
Designation: HC005
Unit type: Grunt
Health: OK?
Status: I'm fine.
Inventory: gun (bayoneted), helmet, backpack, gum
Rank: Grunt
Arrive. Sprint up the command bunker to floor 4 & create a beautiful red collage with the enemy.
(5) ooh, you start shooting guys with aplomb. or, with your gun. you kill a guy!
Platoon 8
Designation: Mar004
Unit type: Grunt
Health: good
Status:
inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum
Character Points:
Character Traits:
Rank: Private
Kills: 1.8 (10 support bugs)
Death: 3
K/D ratio: 0.6
Death Log:
Mar001 died to being bitten in half after being healed.
Mar002 got shot to death.
Mar003 also got shot to death.
(rinse and repeat)
Charge up the command bunker and start killing enemies or capturing them if they look important.
(2) the rubble on floor three slows you down and you stumble out onto floor four as return fire is incoming, forcing you to take cover behind a water cooler.
Platoon: 6
Designation: Hat008
Unit type: Grenadier
Health: Minor Wound, Temporarily Deaf (2/4)
status: -
inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum, body armour (crushed beyond recognition), 1 frag grenade, 1 emp grenade, 1 incendiary grenade, fire-suppressant-and-rubble-coating
character points: The ten yard stare
character traits: -
achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown.
rank: private
Climb up to the fourth floor, start shooting.
(4) you wound a guy. He pulls back into the command room.
Platoon: No bloody idea
Unit number: MG001
Unit type: Grunt
Inventory: Gum. Military backpack. Gum. Helmet. Wait, what?
Health:
Broken left arm [treated]
Still in one piece.
Status: tetanus shots still good.
I'm assuming I'm at the command post at the entrance.
Go to the command bunker, but grab a gun on the way.
Nod at the guys digging Jag005 from beneath the rubble, chew gum and run up to Floor 4 manically yelling at the Other GuysTM that we're there to kick their butts.
Chew gum and kick butt in melee.
Mark one of your gums as chewed. or both, if you're that kind. there's one in every platoon, after all. (1) yo upick up a still smoking gun from the hand ofa corpse. it falls apart as you run up through the bunker. No matter, melee is where it's at. (3) you get into a hand to hand battle with one of The Other Guys
TM, off to the side of the main action.
You also gain a CP: Respect. for acknowledging the unburial efforts.
Platoon 8
Designation: KH008
Unit type: Werewolf, Exterminator class
Health: fine
Status: alive
Inventory: Flamethrower, Fuel tank,Gasmask,gum.
Character points Hates bugs, first aid, Mutilate corpse
Your Nightmare has arrived
End there pitiful lives in flame
(5) fire has this certain effect on people, you know? Actually, it has several. One, it burns. Two, it scares the bejesus out of them, and three, it gives you this great rush. You get (5) kills this go.
Floor 4 Death Rolls:(2)HC005 is maimed by return fire
(5)Mar004 is shielded by a support post and unharmed
(2)Hat008 is maimed in the exchange of fire
(1)MG001 makes it into actual combat just in time to be killed by a knife stabbed straight into his chest. he falls over a desk and lies, face up before his killer
(3)KH008 is Seriously wounded, breaching his flamethrower suit and making him vulnerable to burns.
What's left of The Other Guys
TM on this floor and in the command room are surrendering. that means no more kills after thisround will be recorded as combat kills, but as war crimes.
Instructions for next roundEveryone:The Command Bunker has surrendered, the Artillery units are down. The mission is ended.
Return to base, get fully treated for your wounds. Maimings get prosthetic replacements - not nearly as cool as CW's. Aigre, you get a pacemaker. Note that on your guy. He still has a 1 in 6 chance of seizure per round.
Burns get a blue skin covering. Neat. And slightly more fireproof than normal skin.
I'll hand out names in a little bit. I think two players have earned one, but I need to review.
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