Battle 2: Round 14 part APlatoon 6Inside the bunker.Platoon: 6
Designation: Hat008
Unit type: Grenadier
Health: Minor Wound
status: -
inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum, body armour, 3 frag grenades, 1 emp grenade, 1 incendiary grenade
character points: The ten yard stare
character traits: -
achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown.
rank: private
Toss a frag grenade up the stairs, ascend and mop up after it.
(4) you clear the first room on the second floor [1 kill]
Unit Number: ynk005 (platoon 6)
Inv: heavy-ass gun, pocket lint, gum, flask of scotch, nail file, wastebasket
Status: alive, drunk (?/?), baskethead
Health: serious wound
Character Points: "chaplain of the damned" "kung fu priest" "ten yard stare" "Don't get in my way?"
Class: Driver/valley girl/assault gunner
"Does thiss wassebasket, like, make my butt look big? Ohmygod how embarrassshing this is so uncool."
Stagger charge up to the second floor, trying to spot any remaining Other GuysTM through the... eye holes in my new, uh, helmet.
If there are any left by the time I get there, either shoot them or pummel them with my heavy-ass gun. Otherwise, buddy up with someone else to simultaneously go guns-blazing up to the next floor.
(1) you valiantly charge up, and heroically tumble back down the stairs.
I retreat down to the third floor while blindly shooting behind me with my gun.
You never got up the stairs. You stopped at the base of the stairs on floor one, so you are there with Fish and whoever else. (5) you scream and fire, driving The Other GuysTM back up the stairs. [1 kill]
CAH002 loses another limb in The Battle For the Stairs, (1) and dies from his wounds. (you can return as a zombie this round, but will die at the end of the battle)
I trade bullets with The Other GuysTM, and then they get me. A bunch of them hit my right arm, completely mangling it. Unable to return fire, I drop my gun and collapse in pain. The embrace of death looms before me.
...
But this is not my end. Something dark and sinister takes hold of me, urging me to get up and fight! The enemies before me watch my reanimation with astonished eyes, as I rise from the dead!
Current Life:
Designation: CAH002
Unit type: Zombie
Health: Maimed (left arm broken, right arm mangled)
Status: Undead
Inventory: Helmet, backpack, gum.
Rank: Private
Overall Stats:
Kills: 3
Deaths: 2
Kill/Death Ratio: 1.5
I rush up the stairs, biting the necks of all enemies in sight.
(4) you shamble up the stairs and into the next room, biting one of The Other Guys
TM on the neck, killing him.
Squad ZormodPlatoon 6
Designation:Zr007
Unit type: Assault Gunner
Health: Serious wound- Smoke inhalation.
Status: Suffocating(1/3)
Inventory: Big Gun. Helmet. Armor. Backpack. Gum.
Character Points: "Honor", "Follows Orders", "In the Shadow of Giants"
Character Traits: None
Rank: Corporal
Try not to suffocate any more, reload if I can.
(4)You activate your helmet's rebreather and cough a few times. You reload by muscle memory.
Unit Type: Grunt Demoman.
Unit number: Tigr004 - Platoon 6 - No Firing Squad.
Health: Serious Wound (1).
Status: None o' that.
Inventory: Gun. Backpack. Gum. Helmet. Demoman shite.
Character Points: Honor; Band of Brothers; Explosive Temper; Opportunity Knocks.
Reluctantly murder every That Guy in sight.
There are none of The Other Guys
Tm out in the quad. You sigh in relief.
Zii007, platoon 6 "Gunbane"
Unit Type: Soldier
Inventory: gun, helmet, military backpack, body armor, military headset.
Status: seriously damaged.
Character Trait: None
Achievements: Friendly Fire: Victim
Ask for grenade, enter Artillery West building
(4) grenade in hand, you step through the fence and into the artillery unit itself. It is a bloody mess in here. You wonder idly if that eyeball laying on the control console in a pulpy mass of meat is compatible with yours.
Squad FishPlatoon: 6, gunbane
Designation: Fish009 Luck
Unit type: Heavy grunt
Health: Maimed- lost left arm, minor wound
status: Bleeding (1/3)
inventory: Gum, backpack, gun, helmet, spear
Rank: corporal
Character points: Gun 'Em Down, everything is a weapon, symbol of bravery, heroic sacrifice
Kills: 2
Fish coughs embarassedly, before once again engaging in melee.
(4) you manage to get in along with the zombie, and kill the last Other Guy
TM on floor two.
Platoon:6
Designation: Yo007
Unit type: Point man
Health: Minor Wound, Serious Wound
Inventory: Gun, helmet, backpack, gum
Achievement: Mission: Anti-Brick weapon
Rank: Private
Tackle a Other Guytm down the stairs!
(1) you find yourself at the foot of the stairs, disoriented, and looking into the bullet holes of a wastebasket that smells strongly of liquor. "This is like, totally .. like Oh My God, you know?" The wastebasket intones in a slurred, basso profundo valley girl accent.
squad flamethrowerPlatoon 6 GUNBANE
Squad FISH(?)
Designation: OcE005
Unit type: Pyro
Health: Minor Wound x2
Status: None
Inventory: Flemwerfar, Flemsuit, Gas mask, 5 Smoke grenades, Hawt mag
Achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown
Classes unlocked: grunt, heavy grunt, soldier, grenadier, point man, shooter, assault gunner, pyro
Character points: Honor, From Matilda
Character traits: None
Life kills: 5
Total kills: 16
Total deaths: 4
K/D ratio: 4 (!!!) [airhorn] [airhorn] [airhorn]
Rank: Private
"Mmph?"
Check the label on these smoke grenades? Were these supposed to be poisonous? If so, toss one into the artillery installation!
Keep on burnin'. Think about the awesome after-action report I'm going to write.
(3) you toss a smoke grenade into the installation. Smoke begins boiling out of it. You burn some more stuff. You hear an ominous hum, as of a large, violent machine ramping up to toss some shit into the air in order to kill a bunch of shit.
Platoon 6 death rollsFish009 is maimed in melee, and Yo007 is killed by a laser shot from above. Looks like The Other Guys
Tm up on floor three are pushing back. CAH002 receives a serious wound, but he's a zombie, so he doesn't really care.
Instructions for next roundEveryone: It's gonna be a few minutes for the next part of the turn. please be patient
Platoon 6: Quad: empty except for smoke, one broken jeep with a functional top guin, and one functional jeep with a functional top gun
Artillery West: 1/3 hits. Fence damaged, door broken - one Grunt can enter per round. (Currently assaulting: Squad Zormod)
Artillery East: 1/3 hits. (currently assaulting: OCE005)
Command bunker: Floor one clear. (Currently 'assaulting': ynk005, Yo007) also, one functional jeep with a functional topgun.
Floor two clear. (Currently assaulting: CAH002-zombie, HAT008, Fish009)
Floor three: in enemy hands.
floor four: in enemy hands. Command Room: located.
Captured: One (1) corporal.
Newbies: You'll arrive on foot, walking through the main gate, and seeing a giant smokescreen blotting out everything except the tops of the two artillery guns.