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[killerhellhound]

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Platoon 8
Designation: KH006
Unit type: Medic
Health: fine
Status: alive
Inventory: Gun, medic bag, Helmet,gum.
Character points Hates bugs, first aid

Go save ChiefWalfles from death I don't know what else we can do for him but we can save his life. No killing bugs this round as I focus on saving an idiots life

[helmacon]

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Platoon:8
Designation: HC003
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Unspoilt
Status: Jimmies have been rustled
Inventory: gun (bayoneted), helmet, backpack, gum
Rank: Grunt

Attempt to look like a delicious worm meal. I'd like to see what happens when one of the things eats an electric net.
On a side note, scream in agony.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

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Platoon: 8
Designation: Bo003
Unit type: grunt
Health: maimed [right arm], serious wound [treated], serious wound [treated].
Status: Restricted movement[Arm].

Character points: What exactly is in these packs anyway?

inventory: collapsible flyswatter, military; maker hooks (1); gun; helmet; first aid kit; medics uniform; backpack; gum.

Ask for a grenade, pull the pin, and carefully drop kick it into the nearest cloud of support bugs.

[MidnightJaguar]

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Unit number: Jag005 [platoon 8] 'K'
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: gun, military backpack, Gum, 2 sidearms, big knife (stuck in worm right now)
status: serious wound 1/3
prickled 2/5
Maimed: (left leg broken)
Maimed: (right leg shot to hell)
Maimed: (right arm broken)

One turn to live unless the worm is killed then I must be dug out in three rounds.
Character point:
endurance: suffocation
character class: tunnel rat.
rank private

KILL THIS EFFING WORM!

[Aigre Excalibur]

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Platoon: 8
Designation: AIG001
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Maimed in the TORSO!
status:
Sunburned (Minor Wound?)
Stung by wasped till maimed
2/6 chance seizure, triggers 1/6 chance death.

inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum.

character points:

Kills:
4 support bug kills
teamed up to kill +6 bugs

character traits:

Maimed? Is that a reason to stop attacking!? ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!!! Ensure fellow troopers do the same and yell expletives to emphasize the point.

[SaberToothTiger]

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Unit Type: Grunt Demoman.
Unit number: Tigr003 - Platoon 6 - No Firing Squad.
Health: Serious Wound.
Status: None o' that.
Inventory: Gun. Backpack. Gum. Helmet. Demoman shite.
Character Points: Honor; Band of Brothers; Explosive Temper; Opportunity Knocks.

Go near the command centre, hide in cover.

[Chiefwaffles]

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Designation: CW004 'K'
Platoon: 8
Unit type: Grenadier
Health: 100% Fine
status: No limbs. At all.
inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, body armor, 3 frag grenades, 1 emp grenade, 1 incendiary grenade

character points: Chimera First Aid, "Eat me! Eeeeaaaat meeeee!" "Rig the bodies," "We'll craw that a draw"
character traits: nope
Unlocked classes: Grenadier

rank: Private

Wiggle around helplessly, perhaps crushing a few bugs landed next to me. Cry. Think about future prosthetics. Cry some more.
Yell at Bo003 for "STEALING A QUADRUPLE AMPUTEE'S IDEA YOU SCUMBAG" then continue crying.

[Egan_BW]

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Platoon 6 GUNBANE
Designation: OcE005
Unit type: Pyro
Health: Healthy
Status: None

Inventory: Pyro stuff

Achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown
Classes unlocked: grunt, heavy grunt, soldier, grenadier, point man, shooter, assault gunner, pyro
Character points: Honor, From Matilda
Character traits: None
Life kills: 0

Total kills: 5?
Total deaths: 4
K/D ratio: 1.25

Rank: Private

((What is Pyro inventory?
How many enemies, if any, did I directly kill with that stunt? Need to keep that K/D updated. ))

Shotgunner! MMPH MMPH!

[Sarrak]

I've missed three rounds. And still alive? Time to correct both!

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Platoon: 6 "Gunbane"
Designation: Rak002-2
Unit type: Soldier
Health: Healthy
Status: Okay
Inventory: Gun, Helmet, Armor, Backpack, Gum.
Rank: Private
CP: "Honor", "Band of Brothers"

Ask for a grenade. Throw into closest artillery unit.
If no grenades are available - run to the Quad to support taking of the bunker.

[vishdafish]

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Platoon: 6, gunbane
Designation: Fish009 Luck
Unit type: Heavy grunt
Health: Healthy
status: Bleeding (0/3), suffocating(0/3), burned (0/3) internal bleeding(0/3)
inventory: Gum, backpack, gun, helmet, spear
Rank: corporal
Character points: Gun 'Em Down, everything is a weapon, symbol of bravery, heroic sacrifice

Be an assault gunner, and shoot down any Other Guys I see while Yo007 drives.

[Yoink]

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Unit Number: ynk005 (platoon 6)
Inv: gun, pocket lint, gum, flask of scotch, nail file
Status: alive, Dizzy (?/?)
Health: serious wound
Character Points: "chaplain of the damned" "kung fu priest" "ten yard stare" "Don't get in my way?"
Class: Driver/valley girl

"Oh, mygosh. I am like, soooooooo totally Rambo right now."
Say the above as I spin myself into a bullet time-style tornado of rapid-fire death, mowing down any nearby Other Guys^TM with reckless aplomb.

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Oh wowmygosh, my first status AND my first non-fatal wound, all in the same turn!

 

[TopHat]

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Platoon: 6
Designation: Hat007 (Squad Fish) RIP Fish008
Unit type: Heavy Grunt
Health:
status: -
inventory: helmet, backpack, gum, heavy shotgun and massive maul
character points: The ten yard stare
character traits: -
achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown.
rank: private

Rampage through the command bunker, capture the highest-ranked enemy I can find, kill any bad guys in the way. Looks like this is going to be a good day to be a heavy grunt.

[Zormod]

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Platoon 6
Designation:Zr006
Unit type: Soldier
Health: Maimed, [L_ARM]

Inventory: Gun. Helmet. Armor. Backpack. Gum.

Character Points: "Honor", "Follows Orders", "In the Shadow of Giants"
Character Traits: None

Rank: Private

Chew gum, sprint across the quad.Try to take a shot at the guy who hit me.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

(been watching this since the beginning finally decided to jump in)

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Platoon 8
Designation: Mar001
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Good so far!
Status:  

inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum

Character Points:  
Character Traits:  

Rank: Private

Kills: 0
Death: 0

Chew gum, shoot the carp out of the bugs

[Cahillguy]

Spoiler: CAH001, Platoon 6 (click to show/hide)

Designation: CAH001
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Healthy
Status: New to combat!
Inventory: Gun, helmet, backpack, gum.
Rank: Private

Kills: 0+X where X=Kills from First Action
Deaths: 0
Kill/Death Ratio: X

((How many enemies was I able to kill from my first action? I'd love to update my KDR like my teammates!
Also, great advice everyone hahaha))

Spoiler: First Action (click to show/hide)

Arrive at the open quad in a combat jeep, as the Gunner. Provide covering fire against the guards at the Western artillery unit, as my driver drives parallel to it, with our shotgunner watching out for explosives.

Sergeant Oz007 bitchslaps you for thinking you can order your shotgunner to do anything. it stings. you cry a little. how'd he even get up into the jeep, anyway?
(4) you fire into the artillery zone, killing some of the Other GuysTM stationed there, and delaying their next launch. You don't hit the unit itself though, unfortunately.
(5) fortunately, you look forward in time to see the Command Post's Doors coming up at speed, and bail out before you get too close. the roll is pretty rough, and you take a serious wound from it, but hey, better than crashing head on into those metal doors, right? look below for death rolls, and further instructions

Looking around the Command Bunker, I see a corridor leading West to the Artillery Unit I fired upon. So, pin enemies down coming from this direction, while advancing cover to cover.
((I wonder how many of them I can kill, and if my luck will hold true?))