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[killerhellhound]

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Platoon 8
Designation: KH005
Unit type: Medic
Health: Maimed missing leg, bleedout 1/3
Status: alive
Inventory: Gun, medic bag, Helmet,gum.
Character points Hates bugs, first aid

Save my companions with "Medicine" Then PURGE XENO SKUM

[S34N1C]

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Platoon 8
Designation: Sn001
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Peg leg(L), Bad Rash(minor)
Status: Alive!

Inventory: Gun, Gum, Helmet, Military backpack, Goggles


Character points: (not) Darwin's finest; Just along for the Drag

Rank: Private

Swap out the battery, try not to die

[Aigre Excalibur]

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Platoon: 8
Designation: AIG001
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Healthy
status: Sunburned (Minor Wound?)

inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum.

character points:
3 support bug kills
character traits:

Invoke Khorne, run at the last exposed bug and bludgeon it to death. Offer its innards to the blood God.

I mean, rally the nearby troopers. Fire and advance at the exposed bug as a team.

[Chiefwaffles]

How do classes work? Do I just pick from one of my unlocked classes after I die? Or do I have to wait until my 5th death still?
Also, what equipment does the grenadier, have?

I set my class to Grenadier, but I'll just change it back if I can't do that.

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Designation: CW004 'K'
Unit type: Grenadier
Health: 100% Fine
status: Healthy
inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum.

character points: Chimera First Aid, "Eat me! Eeeeaaaat meeeee!"
character traits: nope
Unlocked classes: Grenadier

rank: Private

I have found my calling.
Explosives combined with strange poorly-thought-out plans.
Get yet another grenade while assuring the Sergeant I'll try not to do anything extremely stupid and/or idiotic. Chew gum a bit, and stick it to the grenade, and throw it into another swarm of support bugs and hope they like gum and that this isn't sugar-free gum.
Run away post-throwing before I get eaten alive by a swarm of insects.

[Egan_BW]

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Platoon 6 GUNBANE
Squad FISH
Designation: OcE004
Unit type: Shooter
Health: Maimed (right arm missing)
Status: None

Inventory: precision laser, helmet, one unit of armor, pink gum flavored chewing resin, tripod mount for laser, standard backpack

Kills: 1
Achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown
Classes unlocked: grunt, heavy grunt, soldier, grenadier, point man, shooter, assault gunner
Character points: Honor
Character traits: Band of Bros

Rank: Private

This is Fine. I am perfectly okay with the events currently unfolding.
I am also dead. Very very dead and not at all living and about to blow you all up. I am being perfectly honest when I say that you should probably drag me into your HQ before leaving me perfectly alone on your corpsepile which happens to be right next to a major structural weakness in your base.
Or you could leave that's fine too.

[helmacon]

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Platoon:8
Designation: HC002
Unit type: Grunt
Health: Freshly printed!
Status: Jimmies have been rustled
Inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum
Rank: Grunt

HC002 steps off the air-boat and crosses himself. Somewhere, a HC model clone has fallen.

Give my previous medic a dirty look, and then retrieve the late 'Sar' rak001's sword from the battlefield. Use it to slaughter Worms/Bugs

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

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Platoon: 8
Designation: Bo003
Unit type: grunt
Health: maimed [right arm], serious wound [treated].
status: Uncertain.

inventory: maker hooks (1), gun, helmet, first aid kit, medics uniform, backpack, gum.

Teleport back to the action using my previously latent mind powers. Start walking, if that fails.

[MidnightJaguar]

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Unit number: Jag005 [platoon 8]
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: gun, military backpack, Gum, 2 sidearms, big knife (stuck in worm right now)
status: serious wound 1/3
prickled 2/5
Maimed: (left leg broken)
Character point:
endurance: suffocation
character class: tunnel rat.
rank private

Get underground and bring the fight to that yellow bellied worm.

[ziizo]

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Zii006, platoon 6 "Gunbane"
Unit Type: Soldier
Inventory: gun, helmet, military backpack, body armor, military headset.
Status: Minor wound
Character Trait: None
Achievements: Friendly Fire: Victim

(I am fine with my class and rank)

protect the heavies while they climb the slope

[Yottawhat]

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Platoon:6
Designation: Yo005
Unit type: Assault Gunner
Health: Serious wound
Inventory:gun, helmet, backpack, gum
Character points: Mission: Anti-Brick weapon
Rank: Private
Status: Blown my load
           Concussion 0/3

Okay, screw reloading, climb up the slope and whack any Other Guys^TM on the way up.

[SaberToothTiger]

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Unit Type: Grunt Demoman.
Unit number: Tigr003 - Platoon 6 - No Firing Squad.
Health: Healthy. 
Status: None o' that.
Inventory: Gun. Backpack. Gum. Helmet. Demoman shite.
Character Points: Honor; Band of Brothers; Explosive Temper; Opportunity Knocks.

Beg the god of boom booms for forgiveness, for I have sinned by not blowing shit up with this character yet. Set the timer on the C4 to two minutes, wield it in my demomansy arms and charge into melee range with the mortarmen and beat their shit in.

[vishdafish]

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Platoon: 6, gunbane
Designation: Fish007 Burn
Unit type: Grenadier
Health: Maimed- arm charred beyond recognition, serious wound
status: Bleeding (0/3), suffocating(0/3), burned (2/3) Gun cooldown (3/3)
inventory: backpack, gum, body armor, incendiary grenade, emp grenade, 4 frag grenades
Rank: corporal
Character points: Gun 'Em Down, everything is a weapon, symbol of bravery, heroic sacrifice

Carry on playing dead, hoping that the Other Guys will finally leave me alone. If they do decide to shoot me again, attempt to unpin my frag grenade as a leaving present!

[TopHat]

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Platoon: 6
Designation: Hat006
Unit type: Heavy Grunt
Health: Serious Wound [Cracked rib, severe bruising]
status: -
inventory: gun, helmet, backpack, gum, shotgun.
character points: The ten yard stare
character traits: -
achievements: Mission complete: Antibrick takedown.
rank: private

Keep up the western barfight brawling.

[Yoink]

Unit Number: ynk004 Corporal Yavoviv  (platoon 6)
Inv: heavy-ass gun, pack, gum, helmet, stuff
Status: alive 
Character Points: "chaplain of the damned" "kung fu priest" "ten yard stare" "Don't get in my way?"
Class: Assault gunner 

Dive after my gun, reload it if I haven't already, and then either make my way quickly back up the slope or take cover nearby, depending on how much we seem to be getting shot at. Thank Zii006 for cushioning my fall. Offer them a role within Squad Yoink. Assess situation.

If my gun is loaded and none of my beloved squadmates are in the way, resume the suppressive fire to buy us time to get back to the wall. Failing that, just go use my big-ass gun to brain some of the enemies Hat006 has incapacitated so helpfully.    

[Zormod]

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Platoon 6
Designation:Zr006
Unit type: Soldier
Health: Healthy

Inventory: Gun. Helmet. Armor. Backpack. Gum.

Character Points: "Honor", "Follows Orders"
Character Traits: None

Rank: Private

Oh crap, wake up! Charge through the gate!
((Last post was here.))

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Battle 2: Round 3 part A

Get on the ground and try to get to that passage.

(6) somehow you crawl right up to the wall, next to the large gate. You are soewhat covered, but you are in a pretty precarious position - if that gate opens, you'll be a sitting duck.