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Re: Grunts
« Reply #75 on: August 28, 2016, 07:16:16 am »

Unit number: Hat001 (Platoon 3)
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive!; Exposed

Keep running for that cover.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #76 on: August 28, 2016, 08:22:58 am »

Zii002 ,platoon4
inventory: gun, helmet, gum, backpack.
status: Alive!

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #77 on: August 28, 2016, 10:01:20 am »

that worked well?

drink from my canteen of blood plasma.

Unit number: Ner001
Name: Femol
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
missing [L arm][L leg] (bleed out 2/3)(horribly burnt 1/4)
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #78 on: August 28, 2016, 10:52:26 am »

Unit number: NJW001
Platoon 1
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Maimed (lost arm)

Unload one-armed indiscriminately with my gun.

Have all characters do this automatically until 3rd September if not too much trouble.

Indiscriminately means indiscriminately.  Ownership of gun unloaded not necessary. Please still auto.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #79 on: August 28, 2016, 12:15:06 pm »

die unit number po002
Inv: Helmet, military back pack,chewed gum,gun.
Status: alive(hopefully not for long)
« Last Edit: August 28, 2016, 03:59:31 pm by Poohbah »
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #80 on: August 28, 2016, 02:26:48 pm »

shoot the shit out my enemy's

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #81 on: August 28, 2016, 08:15:21 pm »

Turn Four: Storm the Dunes
Platoon One

((Sorry, my phone is dumb and it made me put a 2 instead of a 1))
Unit number: Su001, platoon 1
Inventory: Gun, helmet, gum, backpack
Status: Missing [RLeg], Maimed, Bleedout [1/3]

Chew my gum and stick it in the new wounds.
Gum is chewed and ... what? Okay, let's try that. (4) close enough. Bleedout stabilized at 1/3

Unit number: Yo001 (Platoon1)
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status:Maimed
         Missing arm [stabilized]

Start shooting at those damn Other Guystm.
(4) You hit one! Your enemy is wounded. (6) he falls down the dune he was on, and rolls toward you, exposed. his gun slides down beside him.

Unit number: Bo001
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet. (Equipment used: -1 dermal patch.)
Status: Serious wound [stabilized][pain]. I have received shrapnel wounds to the right-torso, right arm and right leg.
(I am left-handed, so my dominant hand is uninjured.)

I look around, without moving, for medical supplies. If I see any, I ask someone to bring them to me. Medic!
You remain in the fallen Brick. hmm. Are you trying to act as a medic, or calling out for one? Your wounds were already stabilized, and you can act without restriction. Anyway, (5) you find a medic. He comes over and examines you. (5) he patches you up. reduce your serious wound to minor wounds. I don't frikken believe it. Someone's health status improved. That's not supposed to happen.

that worked well?

drink from my canteen of blood plasma.

Unit number: Ner001
Name: Femol
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
missing [L arm][L leg] (bleed out 2/3)(horribly burnt 1/4)
From your what? (2) You continue to sit in teh brick with the guy crying for a medic, and the nutter shooting indiscriminately. Your regular canteen is empty, and your health pack is exhausted.

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Unit number: NJW001
Platoon 1
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Maimed (lost arm)

Unload one-armed indiscriminately with my gun.

Have all characters do this automatically until 3rd September if not too much trouble.

Indiscriminately means indiscriminately.  Ownership of gun unloaded not necessary. Please still auto.
Indiscriminate firing begins. (1)Weapon jams on first shot. Wow. Next round will be "clear the jam" if this character lives.

Mia: HB001 (2/?) Zr001 (1/?) and CR001 (1/?)

Death Roll for Platoon One, who are mostly still in the Brick for some reason.
Bo001 takes machine gun fire to the [limb of bo's choice] Which destroys said limb (or eyes).
Ner001 takes some shrapnel and receives minor wounds.

Everyone else takes no damage, oddly enough.

Platoon Three
Objective: secure the Dunes: 1/5 victory points.

Fish003, platoon3
inventory: gun, helmet, gum, backpack
status: Serious wound

"Chargeeee ya sobs!!!! We will take the dunes at any cost!!!"

Fish003 moves towards the dunes, while making a few potshots.
(2) no shot hits. (2) you are unable to advance to the dunes, what with explosions and fires and bullets oh my!

Tourniquet my leg.

Unit number: Jag002 [platoon 3]
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum
maimed:
missing leg
bleedout 0/3
((I'm not entirely sure whether we get one bleed out initially or if it starts at zero.))
((if bleedout starts above 0, I will say it specifically))
(3) you tie off your leg. it's marginal. no additional bleedout, but you are not stabilized.

Unit number: Rak001
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Still Alive & Ready to fight!

Charge ahead!
(2) you charge ahead and bounce off Fish003's back. You make no forward progress either.

I Spray and Pray, Or at least Spray Bullets At Wherever I'm Suppose to be Shooting.
Unit number: Czy001
Name: Shon
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive.
(3) you made the enemy duck! your team takes one fewer shots this turn.

Xan001: status alright

SHOOT EVERYTHING NOT OUR GUYS

(3) you also made the enemy duck. Your team takes one additional fewer shots this turn.

well I'm fucked so take my gun and shoot as many fuckers as possible (enemy's bro)
die unit number po002
Inv: Helmet, military back pack,chewed gum,gun.
Status: alive(hopefully not for long)
(3) three guys making covering shots. good work! Three fewer shots coming your way this round total so far!

Unit Number: DrM002 (platoon3)
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive

Shoot things before they shoot me.

(1) Your weapon jams. You'll need to clear it next round.

Unit number: Hat001 (Platoon 3)
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive!; Exposed

Keep running for that cover.
(2) you end up hiding behind Rak001, who is hiding behind Fish003. You make a hilarious conga line of ineptitude. Neither of those guys provide much cover.

MIA Fail001 (1/?)

Death roll for Platoon 3
You have 8 guys, but you have 3 guys who made the enemy duck, so you only take 5 shots. First I'll roll eight to see which three of you don't get aimed at, then I'll roll the 5 to see who gets hit. Rak001, Po002 and Hat001 do not get shot at.
Fish takes a minor wound.
Jag and Czy each take a serious wound.
Everyone else is fine. Why is no one dying? The inhumanity!

Platoon Four: Brick 04

Unit Number: Poc001 (platoon4)
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive... For now.
Im in. Reinforcements!

Jitter nervously in the brick as it falls, while chewing dip. If it lands, accidentally swallow dip from the shock of the jarring landing. Charge out the door, diving behind the nearest cover, intending to aim over it at Other Guys, but instead vomit from the swallowed tobacco and the nerves.
ooooooooookay. But no. You get no dip. What do you think you are? A Corporal? Hah! Next you'll be thuinking you get to smoke, too. Bloody grunts.

Unit number: Blaze001 (platoon4)
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive!
The cavalry is here! Sort of! Reinforcements!

Keep my head down and hold onto my gun like it's a thrown life-line to a slightly longer life.
Head down! You get +1 on your "not dying this round" roll, if the brick itself doesn't plummet to your death.

Unit number:KH001
inventory Gun, medic bag, gum, helmet
Status Alive
Location:dropping into hell (Reinforcements )

Keep my head down as we fall and pray to not get hit
Head down! You get +1 on your "not dying this round" roll, if the brick itself doesn't plummet to your death.

Zii002 ,platoon4
inventory: gun, helmet, gum, backpack.
status: Alive!

so far.

Brick Death Roll.
(5) Good God! You breach the antibrick fire without a scratch. You'll even land safely next round, and can act immediately. Grab your ass, grab your gun. On your feet, ready to run.
The person with the highest character number can decide which platoon you land near to support, or if you will land elsewhere on your own, for glory and spilling of guts!

Looking For Party

First Wave
Locate a platoon to join!

Unit number: AM 002 (platoon ?)
Name: Nobody
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive!
You find Platton 3. Half of them are charging and firing. the other half are standing in a line, trying to hide behind themselves. You've picked well.
(6) you didn't even die!

Instructions for next Round
Platoon 1: tell me which of you is in the brick, and which of you is out. i lost track.
Platoon 3: You have 1 of 5 victory points for taking that dune.
Paltoon 4. You will land at the beginning of the round, and your door will swing open onto a hail of bullets.
Zii002 will choose whether to a) land alone, and choose an Objective (take another dune, clear a fence, silence a machine gun, or Rush a Bunker),
b) support Platoon 1, or
c) support Platoon 3.

If you support another platoon, you remain platoon 4, until otherwise noted.

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #82 on: August 28, 2016, 08:21:03 pm »

Xan001
PLATOON 3
Status: FUCKING SPECTACULAR CAP'N
Inventory: GUN BACKPACK GUM HELMET

TAKE THAT DUNE! FULL KILLINESS OF OTHER GUY FORCES! MURDER MURDER MURDER BLOOD FOR
THE OUR GUYS
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #83 on: August 28, 2016, 08:25:23 pm »

Unit Number: DrM002 (platoon3)
Inventory: Gun(jammed). military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive

Take Jag002's gun. Shoot Other Guytm.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #84 on: August 28, 2016, 08:27:34 pm »

unit number po002
Inv: Helmet, military back pack,chewed gum,gun.
Status: alive

give suppressing fire
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #85 on: August 28, 2016, 08:27:56 pm »

get out of the brick. Hide, put pressure on any bleeding wounds.

Unit number: Ner001
Name: Femol
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
missing [L arm][L leg] (bleed out 2/3)(horribly burnt 1/4)
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #86 on: August 28, 2016, 09:14:15 pm »

Unit Number: CR001, platoon 1
Name: Frank
Inventory: Gun, Military backpack, chewed gum, helmet
Status: Minor Wound 1/5

Out of the brick. Frank seeks cover, and applies some hemostatic powder.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #87 on: August 28, 2016, 09:19:42 pm »

Zii002 ,platoon4
inventory: gun, helmet, gum, backpack.
status: Alive!

Support Platoon 1.

Get out the Brick and shoot the Other Guys
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #88 on: August 28, 2016, 09:26:21 pm »

Cauterize my leg and patch up my other wound.

Unit number: Jag002 [platoon 3]
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum
maimed:
missing leg
Serious wound
bleedout 0/3
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« Reply #89 on: August 28, 2016, 09:40:38 pm »

Unit number: Bo001
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet. (Equipment used: -1 dermal patch.)
Status: Minor wounds [R arm/leg/torso] I have received shrapnel wounds to the right-torso, right arm and right leg.
(I am left-handed, so my dominant hand is uninjured.) maims: testicles.

I receive a horrible wound to the testicles, which causes castration and pain. In a fit of ragepain crazy, I aim at the machine gunner with my gun and shoot him. I then faint dead away.
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