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[TheBiggerFish]

In the vein of many, many, 'Things X is not allowed to do at Y' pages the world over...

1.No gelding the dragon.
2.You may not stop hauling drinks to go get a drink from the other side of the fortress.  That's stupid and inefficient.  You have a barrel of drinks right there, use it.
3. Do NOT pull that lever.  Or that one.  Seriously, don't.

[piratejoe]

4 Urist McNoooooo is not allowed to bring [REDACTED for sanitys sake] to the Oil furnace, we already have enough stark raving mad dwarves and we do not need any more.
5 Urist McNoooooo is not a demon lord and selling your soul to him won't make you live forever.
Not even if he has a parchment contract and a quill.
6 Urist McNoooooo is not allowed to replace the oil with cooking oil, it set back production by three weeks and one of the furnaces had to be replaced.
7 The ash puzzle box you made is NOT a artifact no mater how many spikes you add to it, it is merely a masterwork.
8 Urist McNoooooo is not allowed to taunt the elephants, the last time he did fifty where dead and countless injured as well as three elephants where actually given names for how bloodthirsty they where and it took the legendary spear woman Urist Ancient Abby the curious triangle to kill them and save the fortress.