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Author Topic: Roll to Live in a Dungeonpunk Post-Apocalypse  (Read 6790 times)

Beirus

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Re: Roll to Live in a Dungeonpunk Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2016, 02:58:20 pm »

Drink it. I literally have nothing to lose other than my life anyway.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Roll to Live in a Dungeonpunk Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2016, 03:26:24 pm »

Hope anybody who saw me thought I was a stunt driver. Collect whatever crops I did manage to reap and turn them in.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

Failbird105

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Re: Roll to Live in a Dungeonpunk Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2016, 05:47:30 pm »

So, when you say the race has to be humanoid and relatively human sized, how much variance can we have in that, can we have something the size of a child for example?
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« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2016, 07:05:20 pm »

"Not quiiiite sure this is good news, y'know?"

Buy drugs, then attend the jazz festival with my horse, Horace.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Roll to Live in a Dungeonpunk Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2016, 09:40:27 pm »

flee on my worm, promising vengeance!

(5) You rush away and manage to get far enough away they stop chasing you.

Badits = Free corpses = More zombies. Also, loot. Onwards, to glory!

(3 v 2) It's a close fight, but you manage to get through the fight with only half of your zombies and four of seven of their bodies being destroyed beyond resurrection ability.  The townsfolk praise you and tell you of a worm rider who tried to steal water from a living man.

Drink it. I literally have nothing to lose other than my life anyway.

(2) You die in a best drug blaze you have ever experienced.  You think you saw a centaur riding a horse in the early stages.

Hope anybody who saw me thought I was a stunt driver. Collect whatever crops I did manage to reap and turn them in.

(5) The farmer admires your stunt driving ability as he pays you with a staff of summoning lightning bolts.  He mentions there will be a stunt driving competition next week.

So, when you say the race has to be humanoid and relatively human sized, how much variance can we have in that, can we have something the size of a child for example?

Yes.

"Not quiiiite sure this is good news, y'know?"

Buy drugs, then attend the jazz festival with my horse, Horace.

(3) You buy one sample of the drugs and learn the concert hasn't. started yet.  You hear a comment from one of the apparently more sober users, "Woah, I never thought I would see a centaur ride around on a horse."
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Beirus

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Re: Roll to Live in a Dungeonpunk Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2016, 09:52:24 pm »

((Can I reuse the character, or do I need to make a new one?))
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2016, 09:55:45 pm »

((Can I reuse the character, or do I need to make a new one?))

Just quote it to the current page if you want to reuse it so it's easier to quote it for initial equipment in the next turn.  It's a bit difficult to quote across pages on a phone.
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Beirus

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« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2016, 09:57:49 pm »

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Yoink

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Re: Roll to Live in a Dungeonpunk Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2016, 09:59:31 pm »

Perform CPR on Beirus's character whilst Horace goes to find a doctor! 
"Shiiiit, hang in there, maaaan!"
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Failbird105

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Re: Roll to Live in a Dungeonpunk Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2016, 10:48:59 pm »

54, Male, Berserker, Were-Goat
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Live in a Dungeonpunk Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #40 on: August 16, 2016, 12:45:51 am »

I need this worm zombie in my collection! After him!
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

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Zanzetkuken The Great

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« Reply #41 on: August 16, 2016, 03:44:13 pm »

Just gonna put up the sheets that came in.

25. Male, Blue Mage, Human
Got it.

(3) You walk into town with your staff of fireballs searching for your twin.  You have the same class abilities he had.

54, Male, Berserker, Were-Goat

(1) You enter the town in beast form and the town mobilizes to kill you.  Your class gives you a +1 to combat and a -1 to other actions after your signup result roll.
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Beirus

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Re: Roll to Live in a Dungeonpunk Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #42 on: August 16, 2016, 05:48:00 pm »

Go find my twin.
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Failbird105

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Re: Roll to Live in a Dungeonpunk Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #43 on: August 16, 2016, 06:48:36 pm »

Well, fuck, everybody wants me dead, AGAIN. This makes me angry, they wouldn't like me when I'm upset

Kill anyone who attacks me.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Roll to Live in a Dungeonpunk Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #44 on: August 16, 2016, 06:52:19 pm »

spot the were goat on the way back to the main part of town. Attempt to use my staff to K.O them and become a hero.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.
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