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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 231380 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3015 on: November 13, 2016, 04:41:20 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3016 on: November 13, 2016, 04:57:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3017 on: November 13, 2016, 05:00:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3018 on: November 13, 2016, 05:22:19 pm »

You offer them that you shall retain Khosra, which switched sides already anyways, and take five more years of tribute from Parsians.

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The Parsians from the entourage chat with the emissary who considers the options quietly. He rubs his beard before looking up at you.

"You are wise and generous, King of Luathbas." He mutters slowly through his teeth. "But my King is equally wise, and proud. He won't pay five years - but a singular gift of tribute, that I could persuade him to send you."

A) Fine, Khosra and one-time tribute it is, we're having gains anyways.
B) Clearly the Parsians don't want peace - LET'S PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3019 on: November 13, 2016, 05:25:04 pm »

A, it's not a bad deal. Especially since it does cause them to presumably waste an incredible fortune in the process.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3020 on: November 13, 2016, 05:40:14 pm »

B,burn their capital to the ground.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3021 on: November 13, 2016, 05:46:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3022 on: November 13, 2016, 06:02:01 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3023 on: November 13, 2016, 07:07:12 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3024 on: November 13, 2016, 07:21:07 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3025 on: November 13, 2016, 07:33:04 pm »

A is reasonable enough.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3026 on: November 13, 2016, 11:40:01 pm »

B,burn their capital to the ground.
We need to invest in our wizards (ie RELIGION PEOPLE) more :P
Didn't know they had a local sorceress.

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And it seems our military folks (or just the dice roll?) seem to be militaristic in tradition :O Honor and Valor! That would do well in the future.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3027 on: November 14, 2016, 01:27:49 am »

You agree to the counter-offer and after few days, Parsians and Luathbasians depart toward their respective capitals.



Congratulations! Llewyn completed yet another military campaign!



The campaign glory finally reached you as well. Despite only moderate gains, people begin to call you 'The Conqueror' anyways.

867 AD, Mid-Autumn

After your return, you console your wife briefly and then hear reports of Kiwis' ultimate demise; the Khanate, after securing a deal with the Damdamian Republic, squashed all opposition in the west, and now only Duchy of Koi remains of the original Kiwi state - a puppet in hands of Khanate anyways.

And by the way, the Khanate now has a new leader - Tomyra, daughter of Adila, have successfully slain her father in a duel of honour and inherited the throne.

867 AD, Late Autumn

Governor of Augas brings news both good and bad - good are that Parsians kept their promise and a tribute of gold and silver arrived in the province.

Bad is that Parsians are suffering a civil war; one of the Princes that didn't partake in the previous civil war, managed to rouse some Parsian armies and is currently occupying northwestern parts of Parsia, including some prosperous farming settlements and the gold mines of Parsia.

"Clearly the Parsian savages are trying to launch a surprise attack." Says one commander.

"Is it our problem, actually? It's civil war." Says another.

"It could be if the rebel prince decides to pick on Augas - he could march through the valley, of example..." You decide to...

A) Send part of Army to camp in Augas and at the entrance into Parsian northern valley, as precaution.
B) Do nothing but only watch how this situation develops for now.
C) Embark on another campaign to conquer more of Parsia in this chaos!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3028 on: November 14, 2016, 01:40:13 am »

A.

We really need to find a way to marry the new khan. If we have to divorce our old wife, so be it :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3029 on: November 14, 2016, 01:54:52 am »

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