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Tigra
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Wei He
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Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 231389 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3000 on: November 12, 2016, 12:57:12 pm »

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Don't fight the peeps with the nukes, negotiate. Maybe we can find a way of outbidding the Parsians or find out more about the Sorceress to neutralise her otherwise.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3001 on: November 12, 2016, 04:16:24 pm »

You declare that an envoy shall be sent to the Parsians.

Your commanders grumble and murmur amongst themselves, till one asks the obvious:

"But sire, what shall the envoy ask for? What it could ask for in the first place??"

A) "He shall demand that the Parsian commander settles the incoming battle in duel to death against me!"
B) "He shall demand that the Sorceress meets me in a fair duel to the death!"
C) "He shall quietly offer the Sorceress our riches if she decides to abandon her current employers."
D) "He shall ask for peace negotiations with the Parsians to stop this bloody war!"
E) "He shall offer the Parsians loads of Luathbas gold if they betray their homeland!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3002 on: November 12, 2016, 04:17:07 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3003 on: November 12, 2016, 04:20:45 pm »

Aren't the dwarves going to show up soon?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3004 on: November 12, 2016, 06:30:51 pm »

I've not been paying close enough attention to notice, was some past king stupid enough to make one of those "pay later" deals with the dwarfs?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3005 on: November 12, 2016, 06:34:52 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3006 on: November 12, 2016, 06:40:17 pm »

I've not been paying close enough attention to notice, was some past king stupid enough to make one of those "pay later" deals with the dwarfs?
I went back and looked it up. Apparently Houlandin three was actually that dumb. Good job voters back then.

But, payment isn't due for another 40 years.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3007 on: November 12, 2016, 09:51:34 pm »

I've not been paying close enough attention to notice, was some past king stupid enough to make one of those "pay later" deals with the dwarfs?
I went back and looked it up. Apparently Houlandin three was actually that dumb. Good job voters back then.

But, payment isn't due for another 40 years.
Back then, nobody KNEW about the horrendous consequences in a fantasy world--other than it is interactive with the slight hint that consequences in the future may be dire. :P
So passive-aggressiveness about being unknowledgeable isn't warranted. Because we didn't HAVE that knowledge. Ya silly.

Also how are we sure that the sorceress isn't from Parsia? It's pretty much them that caused all this ruckus as far as I know, so why are we offering more payment?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3008 on: November 12, 2016, 10:42:40 pm »

B Its too good not to do.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3009 on: November 13, 2016, 12:46:14 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3010 on: November 13, 2016, 01:35:19 pm »

"He shall ask for negotiations. This war is taking too long! I desire peace." Some of your commanders grumble about this. They actually make some loud calls that you only wasted time, resources and lives of brave men!

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The word spreads from commanders to officers to enlisted men, and many do not take your mood swings lightly. There is a riot in the camp! Your loyal soldiers and guards attempt to bring down hammer of discipline upon the rioters.

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Hundreds die before the riot is quelled. The most unhappy ones dead or missing, only the loyalists remain - and those nod at your plan to get the Parsians to negotiations' table.

Next afternoon, the envoy returns with entourage of about twenty Parsians, including one dressed in traditional garb of a Parsian courtier.

"I am Mib Shashan, and I am here to apparently seek peace with you, King of Luathbas." He dismounts and you lead him to your tent, where you two sit on a large rug. You decide to offer end of hostilities, in return for...

A) Luathbas retaining control of Khosra and surrounding farmlands.
B) Luathbas taking Khosra as part of Augas, plus reestablishment of tribute - for 5 years.
C) Luathbas taking Khosra as part of Augas, plus reestablishment of tribute - for 15 years.
D) Luathbas becoming senior of Parsia, protecting the broken country from outside treats in return for loyalty and obedience.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3011 on: November 13, 2016, 01:45:25 pm »

B. A decent set of gains without grinding them into the ground for their foolish mistake in trying to attack us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3012 on: November 13, 2016, 02:11:33 pm »

C, should of just stuck with the war.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #3013 on: November 13, 2016, 02:20:24 pm »

D, though I consider these negotiations a waste of time.
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« Reply #3014 on: November 13, 2016, 04:28:56 pm »

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