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Tigra
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Wei He
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Sindhu
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Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2880 on: November 03, 2016, 03:09:51 am »

866 AD, Autumn

The Spymaster brings news: one of his agents, thanks to the peace we have with Khanate and the Koi, ventured far to the west, and even met some dwarves. He showed them the blade and they told him that this kind of bladeswork is the work of their hatred enemies, the Elves. These dwarves, unfortunately, weren't able to tell him where does their country lie.
Boom, called it \o/
But what faction OF the Elves? Putting into mind that there's some real enmity between Dwarves and Elves (although both are very valid in how they deal with us...), that's a lot of unknown background to work with :I

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...Do we need the Wise trait for C?
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2881 on: November 03, 2016, 04:02:37 am »

Nah, we need Brat for that :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2882 on: November 03, 2016, 10:40:38 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2883 on: November 03, 2016, 12:35:59 pm »

You order the Spymaster to install his agents amongst your immediate family and your aunts and uncles to make sure no one else gets murdered by, apparently, elven assassins.

866 AD, Winter

Your aunt Morgan comes about with a surprise visit, as she rarely ventures outside her big library of books at her husband's castle of Feodwennlongwynnylch.

"Your brother Romuald still has no children." She points out after the evening meal.

"So?"

"Well, as the eldest brother and the King, you should ensure that your family has proper succession line secured. And your wife happens to birth only girls."

"..."

"I'm just saying, and no I haven't spoke with Agrenna, that you should urge Romuald to get in bed with Agrenna as the girl seems to be loyal to him despite his unwillingness to sleep with her." You consider the option and...

A) Shall do nothing about family affairs that do not really relate to you.
B) Send Romuald a letter in which you encourage him to 'get busy' with his wife.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2017, 02:29:55 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2884 on: November 03, 2016, 12:55:58 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2885 on: November 03, 2016, 03:26:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2886 on: November 03, 2016, 07:28:20 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2887 on: November 03, 2016, 07:33:46 pm »

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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2888 on: November 03, 2016, 08:31:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2889 on: November 03, 2016, 09:17:28 pm »

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Let's have a Queen now? :D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2890 on: November 03, 2016, 09:18:52 pm »

B Nuuu, no queen. Let's wait until the family is a little less inbred for that :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2891 on: November 04, 2016, 01:37:56 am »

You tell her that you will write Romuald a letter. Lady Morgan seems quite pleased.

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You write Romuald a letter that inquires into his relationship with Agrenna, and then you address his lack of heirs and then you pep-talk him into spending more time to give the loyal and caring wife the child (or few) that she would love to have.

In his reply he says that he will try, if only to appease you and Agrenna's wishes.

866 AD, Midwinter

The Governor of Augas sends a letter; apparently, the Parsians haven't yet sent a single coin of tribute they agreed to pay your mother during the peace negotiations.

A) Send the Parsian King a letter in which you remind him of the tribute.
B) Send the Parsian King a letter in which you warn him of consequences of not paying the tribute.
C) Reply to the Governor that we can allow one year of leniency toward Parsians, but only this time.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2017, 02:30:03 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2892 on: November 04, 2016, 01:40:53 am »

C, then next time they pull this shit, we ask Adila if he wants some Parsian land :3
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2893 on: November 04, 2016, 01:57:28 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2894 on: November 04, 2016, 02:29:34 am »

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Be nice, for all we know they have no money to send us. But conversely, give an inch and they'll take a mile so we've got to be firm.
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