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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2310 on: October 14, 2016, 10:15:40 pm »

We cannae have a queen. No daughter :P
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Down with the royal family
We should get the elves back

We should all pick A and see how far the paranoia extends, other than just religious backgrounds.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2311 on: October 14, 2016, 10:23:49 pm »

Long live the royal family
Yeah we should get the elves back it would be awesome if we could get more slightly elf babies

Having a queen might be interesting.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2312 on: October 14, 2016, 10:25:20 pm »

We're half-elf you dolts. That hasn't gone away.

Besides, it was cousin marriage that started this. LET'S BAN IT
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2313 on: October 14, 2016, 10:35:06 pm »

I don't think either of us ever said that we weren't a half-elf.  ???

Probably not going to happen considering our history with them but breeding dwarf blood into our bloodline might be interesting if we ever get the chance to.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2314 on: October 14, 2016, 10:43:25 pm »

I don't think either of us ever said that we weren't a half-elf.  ???

Probably not going to happen considering our history with them but breeding dwarf blood into our bloodline might be interesting if we ever get the chance to.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2315 on: October 14, 2016, 10:51:34 pm »

So, we're making horrific crossbreeds of humans, elves, and dwarves now?



Also, D.  Name yourself a god, and outlaw all religions that do not involve worship of you.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2316 on: October 14, 2016, 10:56:38 pm »

Lucus, there's a difference between paranoia and megalomania
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2317 on: October 14, 2016, 10:59:45 pm »

Well if I can convince everyone one else that breeding with dwarfs is a good idea then hopefully yes.

+1 to D. I wonder what we would title ourselves if that came to pass. God-King, God-Emperor, or God and King separately?  :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2318 on: October 14, 2016, 11:34:42 pm »

Convincing? We need no convincing. It's the NPC who need to be convinced :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2319 on: October 14, 2016, 11:49:13 pm »

I'm kinda wondering if Fomorians can breed with humans? Just in case we find more of them. That also makes me wonder if human-hurthling couples have the ability to procreate.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2320 on: October 15, 2016, 02:46:44 am »

I'm kinda wondering if Fomorians can breed with humans? Just in case we find more of them. That also makes me wonder if human-hurthling couples have the ability to procreate.

The only unions that work out are human-elven with high turnout of stillbirths v;

7 a, 6 c



You decide not to go awry with organization that held power over canonical laws for last five centuries, and write a proclamation in which you forbid the Sect of One of spreading its faith in Luathbas, and its worshippers are to be kicked out of their homes and those who preach shall end in dungeons.

Later, Priests of Pantheon hold a special mass to praise the King, a devout of the Pantheon.

857 AD, End of the Year

According to the reports from governors, the festivals and extra venues were welcomed and well-received by the populace.

Then the Advisor arrives with his Scrolls of Kingdom Status, and presents them to you.

Happiness: 4
Population: 5
Economy: 4
Army: 7

Then the door opens and the Marshal enters, saluting as the feathery plume on his helmet jiggles.

"My liege! I have just received a report that the Parsia under command of their new King have launched an invasion into northern Augas and the eastern regions of Luathbas, having traversed through the northeastern hills and mountains! Shall I call for emergency mobilization of young men, sire? Also, shall you join us for the incoming campaign?"

"If we mobilize young men now, sire, there will be shortage of hands to sow the fields in the coming spring. The harvests might suffer this year."

As for your presence on the campaign... suddenly your Paranoid mind kicks in.

"No! Our enemies will PLOT to murder me when I'm not in safety of my castle! I trust in your abilities, Marshal, you lead the men! I will stay here!"

As for emergency mobilization...

A) Yea!
B) Nay!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2321 on: October 15, 2016, 02:48:49 am »

A

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2322 on: October 15, 2016, 02:50:29 am »

B, we just got done reorganizing our army so we don't have to do that.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2323 on: October 15, 2016, 02:51:32 am »

Don't be silly, king.  Your enemies will plot to murder you in your castle while your army is off fighting to prevent your other enemies from murdering you.

Also, A.  More cannon fodder is always useful, and if they die, then we won't have to feed them anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2324 on: October 15, 2016, 03:04:22 am »

B, overcommitting might bite us in the ass later on.
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