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Tigra
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Wei He
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Sindhu
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Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1950 on: September 28, 2016, 05:26:13 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1951 on: September 28, 2016, 05:26:26 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1952 on: September 28, 2016, 05:47:10 am »

A Money exists to be spent, and having to much of it will lead to inflation...probably.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1953 on: September 28, 2016, 06:48:17 am »

C. The lady can go find herself another mountain of cash to extort.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1954 on: September 28, 2016, 06:53:32 am »

You agree to pay the heap of mountain that the Sorceress demands.

"Splendid! Nothing pleases me more than new riches to swim in!" She hops off her mount and raises her hands.

Suddenly you are wracked with convulsions and see darkness in front of your eyes! Other courtiers help you to maintain your seating position while the Sorceress begins her spell.

"Deuses da vida e da morte, escoite!

Escoitar a miña petición!"


You no longer see darkness but instead there are purple and pink and yellow swirls...

"I conceder ese saúde do home e longa vida,

e resistencia e forza!"


You feel like your intestines are turning into pretzels...

"E nin debe Señora da Enfermidade, nin o Deus da Morte, nin a Raíña do Destino,"

And now there's that god-awful hissing noise in your head, too...

"Pon-o de durmir antes de que sexa verdadeiramente o seu tempo!"

Suddenly all this pain and strange sights and noise disappear and you feel well again!

"Done. Where's the Treasury?" The guards lead and her grotesque entourage to the Treasury, and few hours later you learn that she left naught but some coins in few mostly empty chests.

You don't feel changed, to be honest, but maybe this spell will show its might in some other way.

854 AD, Winter

Your wife gives birth to a girl! She names her 'Eirena'.

854 AD, Midwinter

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The amount of money from your gold mines again is double of what was expected! This operation is truly a boon for the Kingdom.

854 AD, End of the Year

The advisor pops in with the Scrolls of Kingdom Status in his hands.

Happiness: 4
Population: 6
Economy: 3
Army: 4

"Thanks to the gold mines, our Treasury managed to balance the losses we suffered from the Sorceress and that failed tournament."

855 AD, Spring

A report comes from a city governor in the north-east. Apparently, packs of savage wolves are accosting the travelers and some peasants have succumbed to an explained desire to sleep.

You heard of this occuring in Luathbas once.

"I told your father but he did not listen!" Your mother laments when you tell her of this. "The Witch King would and is back to bring more torment to the people of Luathbas! Ethelwulf, you ought to send for a Wizard immediately."

A) Our father hired some adventurers and they got rid of him, right? So let's find some lvl 30+ dudes and have them do just that!
B) Start searching for a traveling Wizard.
C) Do nothing, maybe these are just coincidences...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1955 on: September 28, 2016, 06:57:45 am »

B, Im guessing it will be werewolfs.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1956 on: September 28, 2016, 07:03:41 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1957 on: September 28, 2016, 07:11:57 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1958 on: September 28, 2016, 07:13:37 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1959 on: September 28, 2016, 07:29:06 am »

B. Okay, let's see this Wizard.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1960 on: September 28, 2016, 07:35:15 am »

* Swordstar quietly starts humming we're off to see the wizard
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1961 on: September 28, 2016, 07:45:49 am »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1962 on: September 28, 2016, 08:30:31 am »

You demand that search for a Wizard begins.

855 AD, Mid-Spring

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The guards report that a man in long, flowing robes and conical hat is waiting at the gates.

You tell them to let the Wizard in.

The Wizard arrives in your throne room. He is wielding a massive wooden cane of reddish complexion. His curly beard is part-white, part-golden, and his robes are of dark blue color.

"Greetings, noble King of this country. I have heard of your trouble and decided to lend my humble services to the cause of dealing with the Witch King. First of all, I must ask, how shall you pay for my work?"

A) Offer him the Dwarven Armor of Deflection, an item of immense magicks.
B) Tell him that you're ready to give him any riches he wants.
C) Ask him if there's anything you can do to pay for his services.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1963 on: September 28, 2016, 08:34:50 am »

C

I smell a quest
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1964 on: September 28, 2016, 08:44:58 am »

C! The quest is neverending, it leads us to destiny!
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