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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 231191 times)

Swordstar

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1140 on: September 03, 2016, 04:12:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1141 on: September 03, 2016, 04:16:14 pm »

B
We came out here for our mother's honor, we're going to prove we have more honor than this bastard the HARD way.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1142 on: September 03, 2016, 04:17:30 pm »

C.  We'll execute him when this is finished, of course, along with all of the other traitors.  But we can always ensure he suffers until our dear auntie surrenders.
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« Reply #1143 on: September 03, 2016, 04:17:40 pm »

C, sometimes there's more honour in leaving a foe alive.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1144 on: September 03, 2016, 04:20:28 pm »

B. We desperately need legitimacy, and we're not going to get it by behaving dishonourably.
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« Reply #1145 on: September 03, 2016, 04:22:34 pm »

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« Reply #1146 on: September 03, 2016, 04:24:36 pm »

C

Gotta get that negotiating leverage to end this with as little blood as possible. We still need to recover our lands from Lameplace and then invade them back.

@Haspen: I had absolutely no idea about that lineage set up, that's going to make this a lot simpler to back track on.
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"As to why you'd want to [throw your sword in combat] at all? The answer is pretty simple: There's someone you want to stab, but they're all the way over there, and walking is for peasants." - Starke of How To Fight Write

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1147 on: September 03, 2016, 04:30:46 pm »

You hop off the horse and your men make sure nobody disturbs you.

You charge and swing, he parries and stabs!

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How dare he!

Your stomach! It is red!

BUT TIS BE A FLESH WOUND!!

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Ha! You slice at his face again and he collapses to the ground lifeless!

The world spins and one of your guards grabs you just in time.

"Sire! You're bleeding! Get me his horse!" You do not feel well.

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When you wake up, you're in some sort of bedroom, but that's not yours. You look through the window and you can clearly see the treeline.

A maid comes in and informs you that you're at the house of Count Mozart, just few minutes away from the battlefield. The Count's family, allied with the rebels, fled once your army defeated the smaller force and then rushed here to deposit you. That was yesterday.

The very evening the commanders arrive to ask about your health. You feel alright. Then they ask what with the campaign.

A) "Continue on without me, I will rest and heal my wound here."
B) "Give me a day and we shall continue on together!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1148 on: September 03, 2016, 04:37:52 pm »

A.
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« Reply #1149 on: September 03, 2016, 04:38:14 pm »

A.
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« Reply #1150 on: September 03, 2016, 04:52:03 pm »

You decide to stay behind as the commanders shall have to carry on without you.

For next week, you do little but rest. The reports from the fields are very promising; in three more skirmishes the bulk of your army killed many rebels, and the commanders believe that, unless Lady Eiri has something up her sleeve, all the field forces of the rebels should be destroyed by now. Small detachments are besieging Achton and Shoech in the northwest; Neisyne's garrison surrendered and the city was taken yesterday.

All is well.

The maid brings you a soup. It smells wonderfully.

"What is it?" You ask.

"A special family recipe, made it just for you, my liege."

A) Eat it with gusto and compliment her cooking.
B) Reject her soup in the same, cruel way you reject her thinly-veiled advances.
C) Call the guards and accuse her of trying to poison you!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1151 on: September 03, 2016, 04:55:19 pm »

If it wasn't the gut then I'd choose the other one

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And that's irrelevant.

.....well crap. Double crap, we're in the house of an enemy.
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« Reply #1152 on: September 03, 2016, 04:57:26 pm »

B

Fuck humans metaphorically, fuck elves literally.
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« Reply #1153 on: September 03, 2016, 05:00:02 pm »

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