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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 230887 times)

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #630 on: August 21, 2016, 02:24:05 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #631 on: August 21, 2016, 02:29:35 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #632 on: August 21, 2016, 05:16:56 am »

post to martyrdom
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #633 on: August 21, 2016, 06:38:08 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #634 on: August 21, 2016, 08:14:21 am »

You shout back that you accept the mace as payment for giving them some land. Hearing this, the Fomorians quickly delve into the forest.

You hope that you will have few years' peace from them.

827 AD, Late Autumn

"...but besides massacring the caravan, they also killed a woodcutter, accosted a pair of sherphers, ate twenty-nine sheep and three cows so far." The advisor finishes his report on the Fomorians.

"MY LIEGE!" The Marshal slams his fist against the table. "Those are fuckin' SAVAGES! Let me and our GLORIOUS army slaughter EACH ONE OF THEM!!"

"Marshal, I would like to remind you that our noble King allowed Fomorians to settle in the forest. The grave error was not explaining our laws to them. I suggest we send an envoy, mayhaps there is hope for the Fomorians yet."

A) Agree with Marshal; exterminate the dumb giants, all of them!
B) Agree with the Advisor; send an envoy who will explain them our laws.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #635 on: August 21, 2016, 08:17:19 am »

Rock and a hard place; send diplomats to the barbarians who can't be reasoned with, send the army after the giants who can fight 10 men to 1. 

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #636 on: August 21, 2016, 08:21:03 am »

B, and threaten murder if they murder the envoy again

Edit: on second thought, let's skip straight to murder, A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #637 on: August 21, 2016, 08:22:17 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #639 on: August 21, 2016, 08:47:13 am »

What was done wrong was giving them a chance!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #640 on: August 21, 2016, 08:52:07 am »

You send an envoy to them to explain things.

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You listen to report in which it is vividly described into how many pieces the envoy was torn apart.

"SAVAGEERREEEEEEEEEH!!!" Screams the Marshal.

A) Time to exterminate.
B) Let's try again.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #641 on: August 21, 2016, 08:53:56 am »

MURDER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #642 on: August 21, 2016, 08:57:40 am »

MURDER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We're still sending envoys next time though!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Or...on the other hand, we can be merciful. Look what it got with the Count and the HUMAN RESISTANCE. They ripped the count to shreds o_O
Really moving for B! (But my vote stays on A at the moment unless others join in on B.)

B!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #643 on: August 21, 2016, 09:00:52 am »

A.  Poor envoys...  B. If we send the army, we risk a major defeat.  If we send another envoy, we don't risk lowering the Army score.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #644 on: August 21, 2016, 09:12:03 am »

B are envoy wasn't up for scarcth.
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