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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #585 on: August 20, 2016, 06:27:46 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #586 on: August 20, 2016, 06:28:10 am »

B as they don't know that we know, and we at least can give them the benefit of the doubt that probably not all of them are curse-y jerks?
But we shouldn't show them any details on our wife maybe?

...And maybe we can get to learn more and THEN send them away. :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #587 on: August 20, 2016, 06:36:13 am »

You tell the guards to dismiss the dwarves as you won't be buying any artifacts from them.

Later that day the guards report that dwarves left, grumbling about 'wasted time and money'.

826 AD, Autumn

Augas' governor reports that, like every year, he have sent the revenue convoy to Parsia.

826 AD, Winter

"A minotaur, sire!"

Is the cry of a squire that have came from the west!

Apparently he was sighted by the autumn, stalking the woods, but just as the snow began to fall, he have attacked a village, slicing peasants with his axe and violating their women, but he managed to escape before the local militia could intervene.

A) Send the Army on a search and destroy operation!
B) Hire a band of high-leveled adventurers to slay this fearsome beast!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #588 on: August 20, 2016, 06:42:59 am »

A, we just invested in the military, it's still a better option than further tanking our economy
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #589 on: August 20, 2016, 06:46:35 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #590 on: August 20, 2016, 07:00:04 am »

You order the army to slay the beast.

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Alas, during one almost successful operation, the minotaur have escaped! The army scouts and horsemen then pursued the beast for days, until almost crossing into the borders of western states, which is the last time anyone saw the horned beast.

Hopefully the Minotaur won't appear in Luathbas again.

826 AD, End of the Year

It's the usual time for the usual appearance of the advisor with the same scrolls as usual.

Happiness: 4
Population: 5
Economy: 3
Army: 5

827 AD, Spring

Famine struck Luathbas!

Fortunately, the Hurthlings managed to double the output of their 'winter apples' and some roots as well, and this managed to stave off starvation. Phew!

827 AD, Summer

The advisor visits you during particularily hot day.

"My liege, in mere one season of time there will be anniversary of your victorious military campaign in Augas, and therefore a knight tournament will surely be requested by the veterans of the war as well as noblemen across the country."

"However, I should note that if we were to host such an event, our economy would suffer even more. I therefore ask you to not host such a venue at all."

A) Host the knight tournament! For glory of the ever-victorious Army!
B) We definitely need to curb our expenses. No tournaments!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #591 on: August 20, 2016, 07:02:55 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #592 on: August 20, 2016, 07:08:13 am »

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Because they deserve it. We can earn it back later on--I mean what use are our monies if they aren't going to where they deserve to be spent? It'll help our army a lot more, and probably even bop Happiness!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #593 on: August 20, 2016, 07:10:15 am »

B.  Need to hold the kingdom together.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #594 on: August 20, 2016, 07:11:55 am »

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Because they deserve it. We can earn it back later on--I mean what use are our monies if they aren't going to where they deserve to be spent? It'll help our army a lot more, and probably even bop Happiness!
This. Again, more unity and more peace means less trouble six years down the line when Killer Doe and the Horde of Ominous Mystery come down to burn down Luathbas.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #595 on: August 20, 2016, 07:57:08 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #596 on: August 20, 2016, 08:51:31 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #597 on: August 20, 2016, 11:08:45 am »

Despite the misgivings of the advisor, the knight tournament will be a thing!

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Alas, while it was a show, it wasn't as good a show as it was supposed to be, and the attendance was lacking. At least the nobles had some fun.

827 AD, Autumn

The governor of Augas happily reported that the last of the ten-year caravans have been dispatched to Parsia. From next year on, revenues from the province will finally be heading to the borders of Luathbas instead!

827 AD, Mid-Autumn

Another tribe of Fomorians appeared in the north-west!

People who had the misfortune of getting in their way tell stories that these Fomorians have raided several meadows for cattle and sheep, but they're very cautious about their crimes and sprint away to safety when found.

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The hunters and woodsmen have already found their tribe's hideout!

They also report that this tribe is led by a 'king' who wears a large purple cloak and wields a mace with the head made of black glassy stone. Like before, they seem to be comprised of whole families, down to the elderly and children.

A) This band of savages shall be dealt with like the one before! Time for our army to show it's might!
B) Send an properly bodyguarded envoy with demand that the Fomorians leave.
C) Personally appear before the Fomorian who dares to call himself 'King' inside your country!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #598 on: August 20, 2016, 11:12:24 am »

C. I feel like diplomacy might be possible this time.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #599 on: August 20, 2016, 11:31:57 am »

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