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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #390 on: August 18, 2016, 12:49:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #391 on: August 18, 2016, 12:49:14 pm »

B
nothing risky until we get dem elf babbehs

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #392 on: August 18, 2016, 12:51:57 pm »

You send an envoy, with a bodyguard detail.

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After few days you receive a report that the envoy got his head bitten off.

A) That's it! Send the Army in to deal with those murderous brutes!
B) He had none of your charisma, so let's go personally and try diplomacy again.!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #393 on: August 18, 2016, 12:52:57 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #394 on: August 18, 2016, 12:54:35 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #395 on: August 18, 2016, 12:56:07 pm »

Should've done A first. Bloody formorians.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #397 on: August 18, 2016, 01:13:36 pm »

You order the Army to go and punish the Fomorians for their crimes.

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The Army reports a victory, but the Fomorians were fearsome during the battle, especially their chainmail-covered, huge-axe-wielding Queen, not to mention several Fomorians coated in tatoos made with woad who caused the earth to open up under people to swallow them alive. The battle caused over thousand of casualties amongst the troops and a loss of two hundred mounts.

Nonetheless, the savages in the end fell before the might of your Army, which managed to slaughter each and every one of them.

821 AD, Midwinter

A seven feet tall, elderly man in white hooded robe, strange jewellery and raven-black beard demands an audience with you. People say that one of his eyes is blue and unmoving, other is green and that motes of light are swimming in that green one.

You allow the wizard into your throne room.

"I heard that this earthly domain requires of me services." His voice sounds raspy and gives you chills on your spine for some arcane reason. "Speak, you."

You explain the whole deal with dwarven tomb, their curse, and your problems with stillborns.

"You hath angered them, silly king, you should be actually praising the dwarves that a bodily curse is all that befell on you." He smirks at you, patting his beard. "Ah, but dwarven magic is black magic, and I do happen to know how to dispel black magics and curses of both gods and mortals alike. How shall you pay for me services, oh troubled liege? I shall say that I do not need your riches, because as you can see, I travel with naught but things I wear on meself."

A) You offer him a place in your court for how long he wants, and access to all the luxuries he would ask for.
B) -
C) You offer him a Ducal title and ownership of a city, and even autonomy from your rule and freedom from taxation, if he so desires.
D) You do not know what to offer him, and therefore ask him to name his price.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #398 on: August 18, 2016, 01:14:48 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #399 on: August 18, 2016, 01:15:48 pm »

D. He doesn't want anything the other choices can offer. Let's hear what he wants.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #400 on: August 18, 2016, 01:16:09 pm »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #401 on: August 18, 2016, 01:16:48 pm »

D. He doesn't want anything the other choices can offer. Let's hear what he wants.
I hate to give him the initiative, but yeah. It sounds like he lives a pretty frugal lifestyle, so A and C probably wouldn't appeal.

...We really should've bought the necklace and given it to him.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #402 on: August 18, 2016, 01:17:49 pm »

Hear out saruman this possible LARPer.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #403 on: August 18, 2016, 01:18:05 pm »

What if he asks for our Wife?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #404 on: August 18, 2016, 01:19:20 pm »

What if he asks for our Wife?
Why would he? If he did, we'd have no reason to pay the price, since the entire problem is that our wife can't bear children.

Also, he's basically a monk.
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