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Tigra
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Wei He
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Sindhu
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Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #375 on: August 18, 2016, 10:05:55 am »

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God of Humans
My xenophobia-sense is tingling! Since our wife is an elf, we probably shouldn't risk this. B.
Yeah I was thinking this too...but the note of us being politheistic is a nice note.
Unless SOMEHOW the notice that this cult is really harsh and stoopid rigid-minded, and we didn't know it, we have full and just decision to crash on them by force.

I mean their fashion sense looks reasonable :v
Scribes put up posters asking for a wizard to appear with haste at the court for a quest of utmost importance.

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None shows up this time, though.[...]
A group of strange persons appears at your court. They wear frilly, colorful garments, and each wears a silver triangle, on a string, around their neck. [...]

"Greetings, noble sire. We come from far to the south. We are the Pilgrims of Damad, the God of Humans. Our cult wishes to introduce our beliefs to your noble, hardworking, humble peoples of the north. Therefore, we wish to ask you for a permission to do so."[...]
Must they be our wizards?! :V
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #376 on: August 18, 2016, 10:09:21 am »

I can't help but think this may have something to do with the supposedly cursed sceptre we just buried in the ground right next to our castle. :P

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #377 on: August 18, 2016, 10:15:42 am »

I can't help but think this may have something to do with the supposedly cursed sceptre we just buried in the ground right next to our castle. :P
Maybe, but probably not; the dwarves explicitly cursed us, at one point, and Aolineniya said that some kind of earth goddess would destroy the scepter if we buried it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #378 on: August 18, 2016, 11:42:02 am »

You tell them that they're not welcome to spread their religion here and they should spread their influence somewhere else.

"Ah, if you say so, noble King." They all touch their triangles, bow their heads, and then leave.

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Mayor of a small city in Augas sent a report in which he wrote that people spoke of a wizard that passed through the city, alas, he didn't manage to find him and send him your way.

821 AD, Autumn

The governor of Augas province reports that his men safely delivered the trade tax revenues to Kingdom of Parsia.

821 AD, Mid-Autumn

A letter from Kingdom of Lametania have arrived.

Suprisingly devoid of insults, the letter is an offer of exchanging your father's necklace for a certain (small) amount of money.

You reply that...

A) You won't be sending them any money.
B) You agree to the exchange.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #379 on: August 18, 2016, 11:45:50 am »

Smells like a trap, but at the same time they're not in a position to make any moves...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #380 on: August 18, 2016, 11:46:02 am »

A. our wive Won't like having it around.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #381 on: August 18, 2016, 11:48:22 am »

A. I guess we could buy it and then destroy it, but we're running pretty low on money right now.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #382 on: August 18, 2016, 12:27:10 pm »

You reply that you won't be sending them any money, even for family heirloom.

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A traveling wizard was chanced upon by one of minor nobles in the south, and he was told that the Crown is seeking help from a wizard. He will be - or at least, should be - coming your way soon.

821 AD, Winter

Urgent report fron the northwest! A tribe of savage Fomorians have came through the forests and is currently gobbling up livestock of some poor villages they've sacked!

The advisor lectures you that the Fomorians are tall, ugly humanoids that eat raw meat (sometimes not being picky about the source), travel in large families, that they like to fight and just very, very rarely, can be reasoned with. You decide to...

A) Have the Army march forth and get rid of the stinky savages.
B) Send an envoy in hopes of negotiating with them.
C) Personally venture to meet with their leaders in hopes of solving this peacefully.!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #383 on: August 18, 2016, 12:28:22 pm »

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I trust in the 6.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #384 on: August 18, 2016, 12:31:03 pm »

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Passify the savages, turn them into auxilia later.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #385 on: August 18, 2016, 12:31:38 pm »

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We have some oh-so-lovely sources of meat adjacent to the kingdom.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #386 on: August 18, 2016, 12:32:03 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #387 on: August 18, 2016, 12:39:25 pm »

B. We don't have an heir, and our army is incredibly strong.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #388 on: August 18, 2016, 12:42:30 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #389 on: August 18, 2016, 12:42:48 pm »

I'm like 80% sure we have a brother which is just as good.
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