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Tigra
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Sindhu
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Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Luathbas!
« Reply #75 on: August 14, 2016, 03:55:08 pm »

B) We have enough problems to deal at home, let's stay put.

What is this? America: The Game? We need to build that economy back up, and prior to how it seems to work in the USA, war is pretty costly. Ain't nobody got time for that!

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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Luathbas!
« Reply #76 on: August 14, 2016, 04:04:51 pm »

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What I'm thinking is likely to happen is someone else is going to attempt to take advantage of them, at which point we can swoop in to either be the savior or to take advantage.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Luathbas!
« Reply #77 on: August 14, 2016, 04:06:54 pm »

A.  For the glory of Luathbas!
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« Reply #78 on: August 14, 2016, 04:07:27 pm »

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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Luathbas!
« Reply #79 on: August 14, 2016, 04:09:42 pm »

When dogs fight over a corpse, it is the early ones who get the choicest cuts.  If we do not take this province there will be nothing left of the enemy kingdom in a few years!

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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Luathbas!
« Reply #80 on: August 14, 2016, 04:30:31 pm »

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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Luathbas!
« Reply #81 on: August 14, 2016, 04:32:45 pm »

By the Royal decree, the Army shall go forth and grab the province of Augas from Kingdom of Parsia! FOR GLORY AND LOOT!!

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The army does excellent job in all aspects. The offense catches the Parsians by surprise and before the Augasian governor can mount any effective resistance, your soldiers already occupy most of the strategically important areas and keeps.

The Augas province, the crossroads of trade routes of many kingdoms, is now yours!

806 AD, Autumn

Already the revenues from mercantile taxes in Augas are filling up Luathbas' coffers!

806 AD, Mid-Autumn

You can't help but notice that your wife, so fertile once, did not bear you any children in last two years, and of course you don't shrink from your marriage duties. The royal healers determine that your wife is, in fact, barren. They do not understand why she suddenly lost the ability to produce babies, but they promise to investigate and try to help her.

806 AD, Winter

One of the factions in Parsian Civil War have begun a counter-offensive to regain Augas for themselves!

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The fighting is intense and Luathbas army sees many casaulties, but you remain in control of the province!

806 AD, Mid-Winter

A prominent general arrives at your court.

"Sire! We demand more men so that we can maintain security in our glorious country as well as to man the garrisons of Augas!"

A) Spend some of Treasury's wealth on procuring mercenaries and adventurers to boost Army's ranks.
B) Draft some Luathbas peasants into the Army.
C) Do nothing as you're certain that the ever-victorious Army can do well as it is right now!
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Luathbas!
« Reply #82 on: August 14, 2016, 04:34:13 pm »

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« Reply #83 on: August 14, 2016, 04:35:22 pm »

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« Reply #84 on: August 14, 2016, 04:38:59 pm »

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« Reply #85 on: August 14, 2016, 04:43:54 pm »

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Might as well use the money the province is making us right?
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« Reply #86 on: August 14, 2016, 04:50:51 pm »

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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Luathbas!
« Reply #87 on: August 14, 2016, 04:57:41 pm »

You decide to spend some money on adventurers, mercenaries and such to bolster the Army ranks.

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The promise of easy money, not to mention being stationed to in such a rich province, attracts individuals, groups and entire cohorts of wanderers who join the Army.

806 AD, End of the Year

The advisor brings his scrolls once again. Expenses were high but the Augas province, or rather its trade routes, managed to keep the economy good enough.

Happiness: 5
Population: 4
Economy: 3
Army: 6

807 AD, Spring

The 100th anniversary of the extremely important Battle of the Anslach Hills, which defined the borders and independence of Luathbas, is happening this spring. The populace, both noblemen and peasants alike, are expecting some big festival with knight's tournament on top.

Unfortunately, the advisor says that preparing such a giant venue is beyond the Treasury's capabilities. You could host either of the two, however.

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B) Let's host a knightly tournament for the entertainment of the nobles and prestige of the Army!
C) Let's host a springtime festival, so that peasants can drink and eat and be merry!
D) Naw mang, we ain't go money for this.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Luathbas!
« Reply #88 on: August 14, 2016, 04:59:20 pm »

Happiness is high enough, we can afford to take a hit, D.
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« Reply #89 on: August 14, 2016, 05:00:10 pm »

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