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SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« on: August 13, 2016, 04:55:42 pm »

(Formerly 'Rapid-Fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game!'

You guys have to fill out this:

Name: this guy will be known as 'name the First'.
Name's trait: Martial, Charismatic, Wise, Healthy, Lucky
Kingdoom's boon: Happiness, Population, Economy, Army

And that's all. Rapid-fire updates to the status of the kingdom, Name, and Name's sooner or later coming (most probably sooner, and under very tragic circumstances) descendants: promised!



Timeline: 800s - 810s - 820s - 830s - 840s - 850s - 860s - 870s - 880s - 890s



The List of Kings and Queens of Luathbas:
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->Link to expanded Houlandine Dynasty tree, by melkor<-
« Last Edit: February 11, 2017, 02:25:57 pm by Haspen »
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2016, 04:57:57 pm »


Name: Houlandin
Name's trait:Wise
Kingdoom's boon:Economy
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2016, 05:33:22 pm »

800 AD*

You are Houlandin, you are known for your wise choices, and you just helped overthrow the evil tyrant of the Kingdom of Luathbas. You are selected by other co-conspirators as the new King!

The advisor to the throne presents you with the report on the status of the kingdom:

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Happiness: 4
Population: 4
Economy: 6*
Army: 4

You have no idea what these mean and the advisor is babbling in purple prose about them. Oh let's just carry on!

800 AD, Summer


A marriage proposal, oh boy!

The king of a small not-that-far-located kingdom offers you the hand of his fourth daughter!

You shall:

A) Accept her hand in marriage
B) Politely decline
C) Inquire if perhaps you might ask for hand of some other daughter of his
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2016, 05:52:03 pm »

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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2016, 05:59:00 pm »

You therefore inquire, via letter of course, if maybe he would be willing to send one of his other daughters as your new wife.

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In his reply he expresses his outrage at the rude writing of your letter, and your proposal in general. At the end of the letter he writes that if you're not interested in his daughter than you aren't worthy of being part of his family in the first place.

You are so heartbroken that you decide to marry your distant cousin. At least she is quite pretty.

800 AD, Winter

The winter is unusually harsh and cold this year! It even forces the mountain bandits from the north to come harass some important (especially in such harsh weather) settlements for food (and, of course, fancy loot).

Shall you:

A) Do nothing about it, even bandits have to eat after all
B) Send in your mighty army to deal with the brigands
C) Quietly send a tribute to the brigands so they stop with the raids
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2016, 06:01:21 pm »

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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2016, 06:16:34 pm »

You decide to send your mighty army in!

The advisor is inquiring if you will be:

A) Leading the troops personally
B) Staying in the capital

EDIT: Sorry for derp with lack of clear options there .'v
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2016, 06:34:22 pm »

A, for glory!
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2016, 06:48:09 pm »

You lead the troops personally! FOR GLORY!!

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Even with your clumsy leadership, the army manages to properly meet with a singular attempt by the bandits to form something of a coherent unit; your two thousand able-bodied men have no problems crushing a group of four hundred savages.

Any future raiders from the north will think twice before they dare to raid Lauthbas again!

800 AD, End of Year

The advisor brings you the enigmatic and laconic Scrolls of Kingdom Status:

Happiness: 4
Population: 4
Economy: 6
Army: 4

No changes there it seems.

801 AD, Spring

Your wife gives birth to your son and heir! She names him Romuald; if you die, he will henceforth become Houlandin II, unless he decides to start a new naming trend of his own.

801 AD, Mid-Spring

The advisor believes that it would be a good idea to host a tournmanent or a contest or some such, as it has been a while since such an entertaining venue was held by the Crown.

A) Splendid! Let's host a knightly tournament!
B) Splendid! Let's host a song contest!
C) That will cost lotsa money, right? I ain't spending my money!
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Lauthbas!
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2016, 06:59:20 pm »

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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Lauthbas!
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2016, 07:19:29 pm »

A knight tournament, yaaay!

Many knights and squires battle for glory and monetary compensation, and this is a ripe field for the army to get new recruits and loyal knight-errants.

The Treasury does suffer a bit from this lavish event, though.

801 AD, Summer

One day when you're convening with your advisor and military officials about the color of the royal army banners, a young man, brandishing a blade, bursts into the throne room!

Curse the royal guard, it never does its job properly!

"I am rightful heir of the Caucath, the previous King of Lauthbas!" The youth shouts. "I challenge you to a duel, you filthy usurper, so that I can restore my family's honor and retake the throne!"

A) Have the officials kill the fool so you can carry on with more important stuff
B) Accept the challenge and duel the youth
C) Offer to hear his case to see if it at least has any legal grounds for it
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Lauthbas!
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2016, 07:20:21 pm »

B, this should be fun.
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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2016, 07:20:49 pm »

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