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Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 230941 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #795 on: August 23, 2016, 02:40:54 am »

You tell your Fomorians to go smash some skulls on the flank, and they happily confirm orders with loud roars.

Unfortunately for you, and them-

"More non-humans!! KILL THEM ALL!"

-this only infuriates the foreign heavy infantry of Queen Alexandra!

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This ends very badly to the Fomorians and your flank, which are beaten and broken, and many of the hair hulking giants do not stand up after being felled.

You don't have time to deploy orders cuz that small unit of horsemen moves away from the infantry and begins a charge towards your position!!

A) Roll the banner down cuz it's time to FLEEE!
B) It is Murder Time! CHAAAARRGEEEE!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #796 on: August 23, 2016, 02:47:18 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #797 on: August 23, 2016, 02:54:43 am »

B. If our lines fall here we're gonna have a lot of problems.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #798 on: August 23, 2016, 02:58:52 am »

B. It's do or die time now. Atleast we have a slight advantage over when our father counter charged these guys.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #799 on: August 23, 2016, 03:02:08 am »

Murder Time isn't as dignified as Killing Time really :(((

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #800 on: August 23, 2016, 03:20:32 am »

Our Formorians ;~;

DEATH MURDER TIME TO THE RACISTS. B!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #801 on: August 23, 2016, 03:33:17 am »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #802 on: August 23, 2016, 03:37:24 am »

B, it's a good day to die
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #803 on: August 23, 2016, 06:13:23 am »

The Formorians have a +1 vs anything due to their durability, but we should really keep them in check because they're like our 'all-around heavy infantry'. We've good ranged slingers who have the same +1 due to being able to be entrenched (ie +1 against anything at range, even charging cavalry which usually has a +1 due to its charge in itself).

Is dis actually system knowledge? Or just pure speculation inappropriately attached to numbers?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #804 on: August 23, 2016, 06:58:04 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #805 on: August 23, 2016, 07:19:58 am »

You put on your helmet, lift up your mace, and CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGEEE!!!

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You smash against the enemy horsemen with your own cavalry guard, and then wreck the Lametanian faces! Your momentum carries you and your troop through the dispersed enemy horsemen and against the flank of the heavy infantry!

Your mace brushes against their collarbones and heads and necks, and you can see heads flying off at the mere scratches inflicted. This caused the disciplined, but already tired, foreign infantry to panic and rout as well!

Bards would later sing 'a new God of War was born on that battlefield'.

The stubborness of your troops as well as your valiant charge have convinced Queen Alexandra's commanders; Lametanian retreat horns were heard soon afterwards!

Your army received heavy casaulties, however, and there is no way they can pursue to cut down the fleeing enemies. Your Fomorian Guard in particular was destroyed, with the few surviving giants all wounded and crippled. The Hurthlings, being ranged troop and all, got off easy this time.

The commanders hail their victorious King and ask you to decide something; return to House of Lech to recuperate and reinforce, or rest here and tomorrow march after the enemy to the southern border?

A) Retreat to House of Lech; we need to be in best shape if we are to fight against hordes of Queen Alexandra on equal footing.
B) Rest here, and by tomorrow we will go on the offensive; we have to make this victory truly count!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #806 on: August 23, 2016, 07:23:49 am »

A. Gotta regroup and heal and such.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #807 on: August 23, 2016, 07:31:48 am »

We can't risk being wiped out now, better go back and regroup

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #808 on: August 23, 2016, 07:33:44 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #809 on: August 23, 2016, 07:41:45 am »

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