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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 230888 times)

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #660 on: August 21, 2016, 02:40:30 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #661 on: August 21, 2016, 02:41:40 pm »

A. We need as many soldiers as possible, and Happiness and Population are both pretty high—Economy isn't.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #662 on: August 21, 2016, 02:52:09 pm »

A, peasents might resent us a bit for draft and might be weaker but mercenaries cost more and can easily turn on us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #664 on: August 21, 2016, 03:04:50 pm »

A. MOAR SOLDIERS
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #665 on: August 21, 2016, 03:11:53 pm »

You order that more peasants are to be drafted into the army.

828 AD, Spring

Spies from the southern borders note that activity of the Damad worshippers is low, but they also have different news: Lametania descended into civil war! Apparently there was succession crisis and the country is split into three factions at the moment. They will continue to report on the proceedings of the war.

828 AD, Mid-Spring

Governor of Augas reports that a strange black man in purple and blue clothes have arrived at his castle. He speaks a strange language, and despite having a 'translating slave' with him, the governor has hard time to communicate with him. He will try to establish some sort of understanding with the stranger, as it seems to be an emissary of some sort.

828 AD, Late Spring

"My liege, dire news from the western borderlands."

"...is it Fomorians again?"

"Well, hmm, unfortunately, yes." The advisor then reads you a report from a local noble; the Fomorians are now assaulting merchants to gather coins and valuables to 'get loot for King'. "It seems that the previous envoy didn't mention money during his previous visit, so maybe we could send anoth-"

*THUD*

"I heard that some MERCHANTS have been OPPRESSED, my liege! Mayhaps the Army could HELP!?" The Marshal stands proudly in the doorframe, his cape flowing behind him.

A) They really can't be reasoned with, can they? Kill them all!
B) Let's send another envoy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #666 on: August 21, 2016, 03:13:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #667 on: August 21, 2016, 03:14:11 pm »

B, they are just slow at the uptake.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #668 on: August 21, 2016, 03:14:54 pm »

Lametania in civil war?! Let's go in and finish the job!

Anyway, B. The next time they kill the emissary, we send in the troops.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #669 on: August 21, 2016, 03:21:32 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #670 on: August 21, 2016, 03:22:11 pm »

B.
Can't lose patience with them yet. At least they haven't killed anyone.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #671 on: August 21, 2016, 03:30:15 pm »

You send another envoy.

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The envoy returns. The Fomorian King wants loot because 'loot makes King!', and refuses to stop.

"THOUGHT SO! Naught but EXTERMINATION!! remains a viable option, my liege!" The advisor thinks for a moment, and then proposes something completely opposite to Marshal's words:

"Mayhaps we should hire him and his band as, well, warriors on our payroll?" The Marshal thumps his chest hearing Advisor's words.

"NAY, sire! None of your saner subjects would agree to the band of savages being put on equal standing with your royal and loyal soldiers! And no noble-born envoy would even propose such a thing to them!"

A) "Then there is only one option left! Rid our Kingdom of their presence, good Marshal!"
B) "Then if no one is brave enough to visit them, I shall go and offer work the Fomorians and their King myself!!"
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« Reply #672 on: August 21, 2016, 03:31:12 pm »

B!
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« Reply #673 on: August 21, 2016, 03:34:51 pm »

A!
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« Reply #674 on: August 21, 2016, 03:35:41 pm »

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