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Tigra
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Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 230460 times)

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5655 on: February 10, 2017, 01:26:52 am »

If it helps, uisce (pronounced ishka) gaelic for water, and farraige is the word for sea (pronounced forriga).
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5656 on: February 10, 2017, 11:54:29 am »

Playing as a coastal country could be kind of cool actually. More threats from beyond the great blue!

First they offer obsidian beads.

Then they offer DEATH AND DESTRUCTION 8V
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Taricus

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« Reply #5657 on: February 10, 2017, 12:00:10 pm »

Wait they give us a trade deal before wiping us out? That's better than what happened here XD
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« Reply #5658 on: February 10, 2017, 11:01:43 pm »

Wait they give us a trade deal before wiping us out? That's better than what happened here XD
Yeah, we got a really bad diplomat and then SUDDEN ATTACK FROM NOWHERE HAHA.
And the impression we got by the wording (or probably incomplete intelligence reports) were that they were for all OUT war, which led to a reaction that went 'call up all our allies D: they mean to kill us all! D:' when they were just warring for tribute and 'boredom', which the note about the Militarii was. >.<

That and we didn't get gifts from our vassals or stuff. Where are our nice neighbors! (And the Hurthlings didn't even communicate, or did we have a chance to communicate with them other than 'Hurthling encounter spotted; approach? Y/N [/End scenario]' :<

So many questions here...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5659 on: February 11, 2017, 01:59:51 pm »

so i kinda just started to read this when it was at its end(i didn't know this) and i started a family tree of the houlandin's.
later i found haspen's tree but i thought to myself fuck it il continue.
and i am done soooo here it is, on the left is Houlandin, on the right are non-Houlandin but who did have marriage ties or childeren who no longer have the Houlandin name (because of female not passing down their own dynasty and on the bottom left a very smal legend.
this is the direct link because its a pretty big image and now you can zoom in

also here is the Photoshop file
unless people know a better file sharing website
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« Reply #5660 on: February 11, 2017, 02:24:58 pm »

Oh wow, that is pretty hella nice, melkor, cheers to you. It will be forever immortalized in the first post :D

* Haspen notices blurb about Gwynna.

Well haven't I super-derped there '<.
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« Reply #5661 on: February 11, 2017, 02:30:14 pm »

I think I know what kinda derp I did there; I was supposed to have Lady Morgan speak to Llewyn, who was his living aunt at the time (866 AD, his other aunt Elsa died in 865 AD).

Is now fixed :V!
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« Reply #5662 on: February 11, 2017, 02:32:48 pm »

Speaking of derps, did I misread or did zombie Tinwulf take his kingdom back from his son a few years after Tinwulf died?
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« Reply #5663 on: February 11, 2017, 02:34:33 pm »

Ye I remember that derp, didn't I fix it back to Anktuk tho?

* Haspen goes check.
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« Reply #5664 on: February 11, 2017, 02:36:24 pm »

* Criptfeind shrugs.

Idunno if it was fixed. (checking looks like all but one reference as scrubbed out). Probably doesn't matter that much since he's such a minor character anyway.

I like to imagine that his son was just such a prat he decided to not stay dead and came back to lead his kingdom to glory. We should play as the undead Tinwulf in then next spamkingdom.

Spamnecrocracy.
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melkor

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« Reply #5665 on: February 11, 2017, 05:02:11 pm »

also B
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« Reply #5666 on: February 11, 2017, 05:23:31 pm »

* Criptfeind shrugs.
I like to imagine that his son was just such a prat he decided to not stay dead and came back to lead his kingdom to glory. We should play as the undead Tinwulf in then next spamkingdom.

Spamnecrocracy.
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Only if his undead children get progressively stronger names. We start with Tinwolf, who fathers Bronzewolf, who fathers Silverwolf, who fathers Goldwolf.

Progressive metal puppers.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5667 on: February 11, 2017, 06:01:35 pm »

It'd never work, you'd make it for a couple generations at best before it descended into metal wolf chaos.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5668 on: February 11, 2017, 06:12:04 pm »

The succession crises would probably turn into a bunch of scientists gathering to find out which metal is stronger between the eligible ones :P
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« Reply #5669 on: February 13, 2017, 02:15:47 pm »

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