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Tigra
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Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5280 on: February 05, 2017, 04:34:07 am »

"The Houlandines were a short lived dynasty, their line ending during a futile war against the might of the Damdamian republic"

We want the option that provides the most troops. Which is A, as that lets us use both the full 'might' of our existing army against the southern force, and some mercenaries against the west.
Also, any hopes that Beren might be a reluctant ally of the Damdamians just went out the window when his army showed up on our door. He could've made some excuse to hold them back if he cared about us in the slightest. I reiterate: what a dick.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5281 on: February 05, 2017, 04:43:52 am »

A, basically have to do this or die, it seems.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5282 on: February 05, 2017, 04:46:35 am »

Yup, seems like A is our best chance.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5283 on: February 05, 2017, 05:37:54 am »

You order Ceodwell to meet with the Damdamians that just destroyed House of Lech, and some money is sent to the western cities, with instructions to procure mercenaries with those coins.

891 AD, Five days later

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Another victory by Ceodwell! Four thousand southerners were slain, amounting to a full unit of Damdamian Army!

However, there are heavy casualties amongst Luathbas soldiers; Oliphaunts no longer exist in this country, for example, and Lady Enwynn along with majority of her soldiers won't be returning to Tven, either. Ceodwell himself has been lightly wounded in the arm, and he lost a half of his soldiers.

891 AD, And five days after that

The Gubta soldiers are here! Over one thousand five hundred javelineers, slingers and swordsmen were ordered to join Prince Ceodwell's forces to replenish his losses.

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Message of defeat is sent from the west; the allied troop of Kiwis and Damdamians routed a troop of Luathbas soldiers and mercenaries at the Battle of Mnyllenych Forest, the one that lies westwards from the capital.

According to other reports, several smaller cities have surrended to the Kiwis after the battle.

One of the guards walks into the throne room.

"Your Majesty, there's an envoy from Kingdom of Dahnia and representative of the dwarven runesmiths, awaiting an audience with you." You decide to meet first with...

A) The dwarven representative.
B) The Dahnian diplomat.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5284 on: February 05, 2017, 05:43:22 am »

A! Something tells me what the dwarves desire may be more resource-intensive. Wonder if we could persuade them to place a curse on the Damdamians.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5285 on: February 05, 2017, 05:47:59 am »

Agreed.
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« Reply #5286 on: February 05, 2017, 05:53:06 am »

"Little is known about the latter members of the Houlandine dynasty, as the Damdamians destroyed all records of the monarchic institutions"

These could both be good news. The dwarves consider the Damdamians their enemies too (or at least, the reverse is certainly true), and Dahnia may be willing to send reinforcements.
On the other hand, Dahnia could be letting us know that they are siding with our enemies whilst the dwarves are just looking to make some money.
Well, whatever.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5287 on: February 05, 2017, 09:35:04 am »

If we survive. Aife and Ceodwell will be kicking ass.

Damn, this is bloodshed is huge.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5288 on: February 05, 2017, 10:44:21 am »

You decide to talk with the dwarven representative first.

The fat dwarf clad in many cloaks clearly comes from the political/trader castes rather than the always-dirty craftsdwarves.

"Greetings, Queen Elana! We know that your Kingdom is in grave danger therefore we offer to use services of our runemasters."

"One artifact won't help, dwarf." The Advisor crosses arms.

"Indeed. But we offer to mold the earth underneath the feet of the Damdamians, so that it will consume their horses and tents and open up under their formations during battle, making their soldiers trip over and lose cohesion in battle. We believe that annullment of the tax you imposed on us, plus a ten year contribution to our purses, will be sufficient to cover our expenses." The courtiers murmur, the Advisor grumbles and the Treasurer sobs in the corner.

Ultimately, you decide to...

A) Agree to the deal as it is.
B) Attempt to negotiate a cheaper price.
C) Reject the offer of magickery.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5289 on: February 05, 2017, 10:56:44 am »

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« Reply #5290 on: February 05, 2017, 10:57:18 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5291 on: February 05, 2017, 10:57:40 am »

Poor people can't be choosers.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5292 on: February 05, 2017, 10:57:55 am »

Remove the necklace, then B. I can't see a drawback to trying.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5293 on: February 05, 2017, 11:20:43 am »

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Desperate times call for desperate measures. And have this down in writing so the fuckers can't claim it longer than ten years.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5294 on: February 05, 2017, 12:00:06 pm »

A. Poverty, over death is preferable.
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