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Tigra
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Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 234172 times)

Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5190 on: February 02, 2017, 02:34:45 pm »

A
What would they gain by assassinating us anyway?
A new ruler would take our place, It would change nothing.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5191 on: February 02, 2017, 02:35:38 pm »

A.

This had better not be about our daughters...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5192 on: February 02, 2017, 02:36:13 pm »

A! Fighting off an Assassin is just the sort of exercise we need before dinner. Besides maybe he's cute!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5193 on: February 02, 2017, 02:52:36 pm »

You take the envoy to one of the side chambers.

"Queen Elana, I am here to inform you that the Senate have been closely watching the situation on its borders in recent years. You have been attacking and seizing the lands of the Chunug without pause even after the Senate had asked Governor Califlorus to warn you."

"We have kept to our side of the deal-"

"No you haven't. The Senate allowed you take on the eastern lands of the Chunug only and in the first few years, in return for the favor of having Wrexus Magnibus die on field of battle. Not only you have squandered the time allowed and begun your conquests after that, you couldn't keep your hands off the rest of the lands of Chunug and seized all of its territory. The Senate is already facing some public discontent about letting you opress the Chunug nomads."

"And what does the Senate want?"

"The Senate demands a tribute, same amount as the one sent earlier. That's it, the Goldkeepers want gold. The Moderati and the Militari both want to send our mighty armies to step on your expansive feet, Queen Elana. This is all I have to say." He salutes you and leaves.

You speak with some of your advisors and decide to...

A) Do nothing about this.
B) Send a tribute to the Senate in hopes of last-minute pacifying of their warmongering factions.
C) Order the Army to return to Luathbas at once and prepare for possibly another conflict, possibly very soon.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2017, 02:57:23 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5194 on: February 02, 2017, 02:54:39 pm »

C Lets see how their famed armies deal with Oliphaunts :D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5195 on: February 02, 2017, 03:43:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5196 on: February 02, 2017, 03:49:36 pm »

Uh, guys, our army is exhausted after fighting a long campaign against the Chunug.
Guess I misremembered the deal. Whoops.
Anyway, all they want is the same amount again? Score! Money is worth far less than land.

B

Edit: Also, our Oliphaunts are dead, and we will need time to breed new ones (if such a thing is even possible)
« Last Edit: February 02, 2017, 03:51:32 pm by NUKE9.13 »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5197 on: February 02, 2017, 03:52:17 pm »

Giving them money is by no means guaranteed. And who knows, maybe they'll just invade anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5198 on: February 02, 2017, 03:53:29 pm »

C, TO WAR
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5199 on: February 02, 2017, 03:59:25 pm »

B

We can't afford to fight a war and it's unlikely that they'll demand money from us again. We already conquered the Chung. We can stop this mess now by just sending the money and not conquering anymore.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5200 on: February 02, 2017, 04:16:30 pm »

Cus we will not back down.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5201 on: February 02, 2017, 05:01:13 pm »

Because fighting an empire that views an expanse of land the size of Lauthbas as a mere "province" is a terrible, terrible idea.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5202 on: February 02, 2017, 05:05:56 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5203 on: February 02, 2017, 05:27:15 pm »

B
Guys let's not get crazy here.
They might take the cash and leave us alone.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2017, 05:33:46 pm by Puppyguard »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #5204 on: February 02, 2017, 05:28:26 pm »

C
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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