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Tigra
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Wei He
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Sindhu
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Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 233933 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4785 on: January 23, 2017, 01:20:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4786 on: January 23, 2017, 02:53:20 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4787 on: January 23, 2017, 03:14:57 pm »

You decide to ask the dwarves to come and-

Oh look, one day and a group of them is at your gate!

The smelly, bearded men in cloaks arrive at your throne room. Their beards are dyed blue and their cloaks are made of fur that seems black but gets a dark blue shine under light.

Their leader steps forward and smiles.

"We have heard that you have an elven runic stone nearby! We offer to take it away and remove all elven magic that might have leaked from it, and we shall even pay you few chests worth of gold!" With the last word, the rest of the group moved forward and deposited four chests in front of the leader, opening them - they're full of gold and silver coins!

A) Pawn the stone to the dwarves.
B) Refuse to sell the stone.
C) Try to get some answers first.
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Re: SPAMQUEENDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4788 on: January 23, 2017, 03:16:31 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4789 on: January 23, 2017, 03:16:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4790 on: January 23, 2017, 03:18:20 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4791 on: January 23, 2017, 03:26:37 pm »

You try to persuade them first to tell you things about the stone and what they want to do with it.

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But instead of usual tingle and melodic voice, you happen to get a coughing fit at the usual time the necklace would provide you with powers of persuasion.

The leader of the dwarves chuckles at this.

"Well, since you tried to ask nicely, thinking our own artifact could be used against us, I will tell you something: we will use the stone's magics to fuel the magics of our runemasters and artificers. You do not need to know the details, Queen Elena." After your voice returns to normal, you decide to...

A) Refuse to sell the stone to the dwarves.
B) Pawn the stone for those chests of money they've brought.
C) Ask if perhaps you could buy services of their runemasters in exchange for the elven stone.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4792 on: January 23, 2017, 03:54:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4793 on: January 23, 2017, 04:10:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4794 on: January 23, 2017, 04:28:39 pm »

Aw, snap. I'm starting to like the dwarves, with their canny business practices of installing backdoors in their products. I bet the knife would turn to butter if we tried to use it on them. Heh heh heh.

You know what, screw the elves. We need the cash.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4795 on: January 23, 2017, 04:29:45 pm »

Cha-ching!
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We can buy food with the money for the stone.
Let them have it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4796 on: January 23, 2017, 04:31:21 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4797 on: January 23, 2017, 04:41:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4798 on: January 23, 2017, 04:46:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4799 on: January 23, 2017, 04:54:41 pm »

Aw, snap. I'm starting to like the dwarves, with their canny business practices of installing backdoors in their products. I bet the knife would turn to butter if we tried to use it on them. Heh heh heh.

You know what, screw the elves. We need the cash.

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I'm detecting a hint of truth in what our Elven Queen said (without the possible bias maybe?)...

...I'm also thinking that WE NEED A COURT WIZARD or something :I

C because how many times do we get something magicky rather than cash and only cash choices? :P
(Cue cursing our Kingdom and enraging elves more :-X)
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