Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

...

Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


Pages: 1 ... 313 314 [315] 316 317 ... 379

Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 233794 times)

Puppyguard

  • Bay Watcher
  • An avatar? What's that?
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4710 on: January 22, 2017, 02:41:17 am »

A, A

If we grab more land, we will spread ourselves too thin and too far from our supply lines, the Adila could cut off our army from supplies and flank them.
Logged

Haspen

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cthuwu
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4711 on: January 22, 2017, 04:16:56 am »

You order the men to remain stationed in Western Luathbas, and with the order goes food, ammunition, medicine, clothes and all the soldiers need in everyday life.

884 AD, Mid-Autumn

The advisor approaches you as you read through the pile of morale reports from across the country.

"My Queen, the dwarves wish to talk with you." You blink and then move to the throne room, where the dwarves are waiting. You sit down on the throne and their leader, clad in purples and greens, steps forward, bowing slightly.

"Queen of Luathbas, we come here to offer our money to Treasury of nation of yours. We hear of many problems that haunt Luathbas and therefore, to see that our vital and most profitable trade route to East is maintained, we're willing to give you money."

"How much money?" The dwarf smiles.

"Double of what your gold mines produce coin per usual year." The courtiers gathered in throne room murmur.

"Or even four times that." He adds dramatically after a moment, causing only more murmuring.

"You want something in exchange, don't you, dwarf?" The leader of the dwarves nods.

"Indeed I do. For the double amount of money we wish for our merchants to receive a guarantee that for next fifty years not a single coin of profits will be taxed from them by your Treasury. The two-year small tax of course doesn't count, as such coppers can be easily afforded. For four times amount of money, we wish for Army of Luathbas to permamently guard and garrison our workshops and trading posts, and these we have twenty five total in Luathbas. A thousand humans would be required."

"Our Army is busy and small at the moment. Buy yourself some mercenaries instead." You quickly dismiss that one offer - in other times, it could be even called profitable.

As for the tax exempt guarantee however...

A) "I was in fact contemplating to tax you, so better go home and prepare your finances instead."
B) "So be it. An big influx of money for a tax exempt. We have a deal, dwarf."
Logged
SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Taricus

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4712 on: January 22, 2017, 04:17:59 am »

B
Logged
Quote from: evictedSaint
We sided with the holocaust for a fucking +1 roll

Harry Baldman

  • Bay Watcher
  • What do I care for your suffering?
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4713 on: January 22, 2017, 06:47:48 am »

The problem is that if we tax them we could easily exceed the total profits by an order of magnitude over the course of 50 years, and it would mean that we could afford to lower the tax burden for the rest of the populace in the process. This is at best about 4 units of economy instead. Our crisis is also more of manpower than of money, though both are significant elements.

Then again, dire straits mean that a cash infusion might be decisive in, for instance, securing mercenaries to shore up our army much like in the olden days. So while it is a terrible idea, I'd still opt for B.
Logged

Criptfeind

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4714 on: January 22, 2017, 08:40:47 am »

A
Logged

flazeo25

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nightmare Eater
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4715 on: January 22, 2017, 08:44:28 am »

A Better to have regullary income plus Gubta might be favouring the dwarfs which might be reason are merchants are complaining about high Gubta taxes..
Logged

Harry Baldman

  • Bay Watcher
  • What do I care for your suffering?
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4716 on: January 22, 2017, 08:44:58 am »

Actually yeah, let's do A instead. Ten years I could have agreed on. Fifty, no way.
Logged

Haspen

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cthuwu
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4717 on: January 22, 2017, 10:43:39 am »

The dwarves mumble with each other, then bow and leave.

The Advisor quickly walks up to you and bows.

"Are we actually going to tax the dwarves now?"

A) "Yes, inform the Treasurer to make up some taxation plan for dwarves at once!"
B) "Nah, it was just a little threat to make them think."
Logged
SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Harry Baldman

  • Bay Watcher
  • What do I care for your suffering?
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4718 on: January 22, 2017, 10:45:17 am »

A
Logged

flazeo25

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nightmare Eater
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4719 on: January 22, 2017, 10:58:23 am »

A
Logged

birdy51

  • Bay Watcher
  • Always be Beeping
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4720 on: January 22, 2017, 11:02:44 am »

A. We ought to do what we say we'll do.
Logged
BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

crazyabe

  • Bay Watcher
  • I didn't start the fire...Just added the gasoline!
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4721 on: January 22, 2017, 11:07:25 am »


Really? shooting us in the foot so the dwarves won't like us anymore?
B
Logged
Quote from: MonkeyMarkMario, 2023
“Don’t quote me.”
nothing here.

Haspen

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cthuwu
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4722 on: January 22, 2017, 11:22:49 am »

The Treasurer quickly begins drawing a tax ation plan for the dwarven merchants in Luathbas.

884 AD, Late Autumn

The tax plan has been sent to dwarves; their representatives have agreed to it, finding it rather reasonable.

884 AD, Winter

The commanders from the West send another report; besides few run-ins with Adila scouts or raiders, there has been no activity. Therefore they ask if it is time to conclude the campaigning and, after setting up garrisons and such, return to Luathbas?

A) Sure, it's been two long years and it's about time to call it done.
B) Nay! Adila are lurking behind the border, it's matter of time till they return in force!
Logged
SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

crazyabe

  • Bay Watcher
  • I didn't start the fire...Just added the gasoline!
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4723 on: January 22, 2017, 11:39:27 am »


A.
Logged
Quote from: MonkeyMarkMario, 2023
“Don’t quote me.”
nothing here.

Criptfeind

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4724 on: January 22, 2017, 11:46:28 am »

A
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 313 314 [315] 316 317 ... 379