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Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4650 on: January 19, 2017, 01:10:54 am »

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medieval sensibilities my backside
also we're a depressed wife who lost several of our relatives already
why in the hell would we be so willing to agree to this guy treating our niece like that

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4651 on: January 19, 2017, 01:24:14 am »

You reply to him that he should ask Ciri. Out of curiosity, you ask Ciri yourself and she is indifferent to this.

Up to them two, then.

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You haven't had any sadness fits recently. The last year was, if a bit bloody, a peaceful one. You believe it is time to move forward, and leave the sadness behind.



Congratulations! Queen Elana is now longer Depressed!



Few days later, something happens.

While working on the groundwork to a new storage house, the workers dug up a mass grave, covered with large flat stones from all directions. About 40 skeletons, all of them quite tall and dressed in linen tunics and dresses. Suprisingly, they are well adorned in burial goods; old copper and gold bracelets and earrings were found, along with assortment of slightly rusted weapons. Overall, there's quite a lot of valuables in there.

Some history-oriented courtiers believe this to be a Lametamian type of burial.

While the bodies were re-buried to prevent any angry ghosts from popping up, what about the jewellery?

A) Re-bury it at skeletons' new tomb, last thing we need is a visit form overly attached ghosts.
B) The workers found the riches, so let's them have them.
C) What a silly question. To the Treasury with them!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4652 on: January 19, 2017, 05:06:44 am »

A, it's probably not even very valuable and a mass grave sounds like the kind of thing that would attract some very pissed-off ghosts.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4653 on: January 19, 2017, 06:36:34 am »

Congratulations! Queen Elana is now longer Depressed!
Now let's make her best Queen :I Like many female monarchs in the past or those who had to take over because their husband died!



A, it's probably not even very valuable and a mass grave sounds like the kind of thing that would attract some very pissed-off ghosts.
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It may have been some kind of Damdamian massacre too, but there's no choice of asking those scholars so...yeah. :P

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Have you wondered if those people in the past--even millenia ago, shared the thoughts our visionaries have? It's something of near common agreement in historians; they might've thought differently and with different concepts, but the same myriad nature is present.

It's as if timeline and era dictates the span of thought one could have? :P That could be more reasonable to a society, but to an individual?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4654 on: January 19, 2017, 07:39:51 am »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4655 on: January 19, 2017, 09:41:10 am »

A

We dun fuck with ghosts, not since the last time.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4656 on: January 19, 2017, 10:14:24 am »

Our late husband indeed probably helped form our view on this one. They exist. Don't mess with them.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4657 on: January 19, 2017, 10:23:24 am »

Congratulations! Queen Elana is now longer Depressed!
Well, that was easy.

Anyway. Last time we messed with a tomb, it messed right back at us.
However, last time we messed with a tomb, it was a dwarven tomb.
This time it's just a bunch of stupid Lametamians. Their country doesn't even exist anymore! And they started the tradition of graverobbing, by stealing our necklace (or something) from that one king.
Also, the treasury has tumbleweeds blowing through it. Therefore,

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4658 on: January 19, 2017, 10:45:51 am »

Good point.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4659 on: January 19, 2017, 11:22:45 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4660 on: January 19, 2017, 11:24:08 am »

C!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4661 on: January 19, 2017, 12:08:14 pm »

A

Let's not bother upsetting some ghosts in exchange for not very much money.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4662 on: January 19, 2017, 03:00:22 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4663 on: January 19, 2017, 03:07:23 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4664 on: January 19, 2017, 03:13:35 pm »

C
We need the cash guys.
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