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Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: 881 AD Late Winter Succession Crisis
« Reply #4500 on: January 14, 2017, 06:07:58 pm »

I wanna C what happens if we get a queen regnant.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: 881 AD Late Winter Succession Crisis
« Reply #4501 on: January 14, 2017, 06:30:31 pm »

I wanna C what happens if we get a queen regnant.

inb4:

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Option Z-Go to the war while still pregnant.

Or do like some athletes did in the Olympics of a year i don't remember, use the first stages of pregnancy as a strength boost
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: 881 AD Late Winter Succession Crisis
« Reply #4502 on: January 14, 2017, 06:34:05 pm »

Few hours later, the court have reached a decision.

882 AD

You are Elana of Tven, and from now on, Queen of Luathbas. Not a regent, a consort, but a full-fledged Queen. The noblemen, always so traditional and conservative, in this bout of emergency decided to shift the laws of succession in the Kingdom.

Maybe it's something you were born with, or maybe the circumstances made you so healthy, at least physically, as you borne many children and you feel you could have more children, if you wanted.

But why have children and marry again? You have lost two husbands and one child, and that makes you so depressed. You wish they never elected you and just left you alone, with your despair and your anguish.

Shortly after the coronation, the Advisor brings you those arcane scrolls, called Scrolls of Kingdom Status, for your perusal.

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Half-heartedly, you decide to take a peek.

Happiness: 6
Population: 4
Economy: 4
Army: 5

You guess they look okay.

882 AD, Spring

The next day there's first decision to make: the Hydra is still ravaging the southern countryside, even if it looks and behaves as if a little sick. It sure isn't as ferocious as before, for some reason. You decide to...

A) Send in the Army to kill the beast and avenge your husband!
B) Hire lvl50 adventurers and quest them with Hydra slaying.
C) Do nothing; what can you do against such a beast? Tis death harvest is just a part of life.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: 881 AD Late Winter Succession Crisis
« Reply #4503 on: January 14, 2017, 06:35:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: 881 AD Late Winter Succession Crisis
« Reply #4505 on: January 14, 2017, 06:38:35 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4507 on: January 14, 2017, 06:41:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4508 on: January 14, 2017, 06:41:56 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4509 on: January 14, 2017, 06:43:27 pm »

B. It ate the Knife. We'll want that back
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4510 on: January 14, 2017, 06:52:43 pm »

You decide to announce that the Crown is hiring lvl50 adventurers to team up and kill the wild beast.

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They manage to approach it during one of its bouts of pain, and after an epic fight they slay the beast! The Army then cuts up the beast and your dear husband's skeleton is recovered, along with Dwarven Necklace of Persuasion, and Sky Iron Knife, both undamaged. The adventurers are rewarded with mountains of wealth and gemstones, for doing their job properly.

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You do not allow the Advisor to give you a choice - you demand a splendorous funeral for your beloved second husband, Feodh! It will be the greatest funeral procession of the century, you will personally see to it.

Few days later, you do see to it, at expense of the Treasury's valuables.

882 AD, Summer

Your agents return from the west bringing news; the Ramo is fighting well against the Huljan, but the latter is seemingly acquiring more Elven support as the time goes, up to and including unicorn raiders and elvish foresters, experts at ambushes.

The agents also bring rumors that your vassal, King Beren of Kiwi, is planning to strike the Ramo in the back and retake lands that were originally Kiwi. Your courtiers murmur amongst each other.

As for the nomads and the elves...

A) Do nothing, but let's keep monitoring the situation.
B) Offer Khan of Ramo some help in return for Elvish prisoners and/or bodies.
C) Offer Khan of Huljan some help in return for information on Elves.

As for Beren's invasion preparations...

A) Do nothing, he did say he will try to make Kiwi great again, after all.
B) Tell him to hold up as you won't give him permission to screw up your foreign politickery.

//No split votes, as always.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2017, 06:58:58 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4511 on: January 14, 2017, 06:59:30 pm »

B,B Right now the elves are the bigger problem. Once that's done then Beren can start taking back land from the nomads.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4512 on: January 14, 2017, 07:18:27 pm »

A, A

Return to the drawing room and draw paintings of our dead husband.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4513 on: January 14, 2017, 08:09:20 pm »

B,A Time for first glorius battle.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Elana of Luathbas!
« Reply #4514 on: January 14, 2017, 08:29:56 pm »

C, A, we need to push for synergy with our vassals.
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