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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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NUKE9.13

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4290 on: January 07, 2017, 04:45:39 pm »

Nah. We got enough on our plate without having to worry about uppity peasants.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4291 on: January 07, 2017, 07:45:32 pm »

The man called Eisf is brought to the throne room. He is indeed, in his looks and outfit, a peasant.

"You have been granted an audience before King Feodh of Luathbas, peasant." The advisor explains the situation to the balding man in his middle age.

"Thank you, thank you m'lord! I am here to... to ask for supplies and money for an endeavour of mine." The courtiers murmur.

"And what would that be?" Asks the advisor, and Eisf takes off his hat.

"I live with my family in the south, near the pesky Damdamians and the horsemans, but its a harsh life, and we want to move elsewhere. But I met others who also want to leave the southwest, and there we were thinking where to go, and we decided to go to north east. There's them rocky plains and untouched forests, but if our merciful King grants us a permit, and money, and supplies and guards, we can make it into a grand settled area within decades! The plains are vast so there's plenty of space to develop." Eisf kept his stare at your feet the whole time.

"How many people you have exactly?" Eisf turned toward the advisor.

"My family, and six more families, and about fifty single men and women from what I gather."

"Mayhaps a hundred, my liege." The advisor muses loudly as the peasant stares down at the floor. After all, the tileswork is pretty nice in the throne room.

A) "Alright! You shall have the permit, the supplies and the money. May the rocky flatlands be merciful to you and your companions."
B) "You wish to waste our money for settling in an wild and poor region? Begone with you, lest I throw you into the dungeon!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4292 on: January 07, 2017, 07:48:08 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4293 on: January 07, 2017, 07:50:15 pm »

A, less lives and livelyhoods lost in the south and we potentially get the rewards of investment down the track.
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NUKE9.13

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4294 on: January 07, 2017, 08:00:17 pm »

Plz don't hate us, treasurer. But this is a good opportunity to boost our struggling population score... even though it isn't clear what population does, or why it doesn't go up after we conquer new regions... well, whatever. This is a chance to make it higher, and higher numbers are better numbers!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4295 on: January 07, 2017, 08:16:27 pm »

This peasant man has dreams. Shake his hands, slap him in the back and pound some sweet gold into his hands.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4296 on: January 07, 2017, 08:26:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4297 on: January 07, 2017, 08:26:55 pm »

You say you will give him the permit, the supplies, the money and the guards. Eisf the Peasant smooches the floor on his way out of the throne room, mumbling many thanks.

880 AD, Midsummer

Your wife gives birth to a child! It is a girl that she names 'Elga'.

Few days later you visit her in her bedroom, and while the baby suckles on her breast, she asks you to sit down.

"My dearest husband." She begins and you already know something's up. "I do not wish to have any more children. I'm growing old, and soon I will reach the age of second flowering, where conceiving a child will be both hard and painful."

A) Convince her to try and give you at least one more son.
B) Let her do as she asks and do not sleep with her anymore.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4298 on: January 07, 2017, 08:27:45 pm »

B, we've already got a son. And hey, worse case scenario we can just get married again :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4299 on: January 07, 2017, 08:41:26 pm »

B As long as we already have a son it should be fine.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4300 on: January 07, 2017, 08:44:09 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4301 on: January 07, 2017, 11:45:13 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4302 on: January 08, 2017, 12:13:40 am »

I want to say B, but sons aren't immortal; what happens if he dies? Though, it might result in a Queen, which would be interesting. Then again, there'd be a whole 'nother shitstorm around that. Succession crises are bad.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4303 on: January 08, 2017, 12:51:51 am »

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« Reply #4304 on: January 08, 2017, 12:56:56 am »

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