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Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4020 on: December 27, 2016, 02:53:57 pm »

You tell her to pack up and leave for Damdamia, and sign a document that deprives her of her titles and claims to the Luathbas throne. After a moment of thinking, your sister scoffs and signs such a document hastily.

"Goodbye, Feodh." She turns her back at you and leaves the throne room amidst murmur and booing of the courtiers.

Later you hear reports that the people of Luathbas were rather disgruntled about a royal sibling not only mingling with Damdamians but was allowed to join them. The grumbling, of course, came mostly from merchants and noblemen.

876 AD, End of the Year

It is that time of the year when the Advisor brings his Scrolls of Kingdom Status to you!

Happiness: 6
Population: 5
Economy: 8
Army: 7

"With the increased budget, our Army can fare much better. It is another year in which we have plenty of money, my liege! Shall we spend it on some grandiose or otherwise noteworthy things?"

A) Send some of the wealth to your aunt, Queen Sela, to boost the relations between your nations.
B) Hire some engineers and builders to repair and improve the House of Lech, the old but majestic fortress and main camp of the Army in southern Luathbas.
C) Naaaah. *take a swim in your sea of riches!*
D) Hire artisans to produce a large bronze statue of you in the middle of the capital city!
E) Give a coin to each peasant and vagrant in the Kingdom in a public show of generosity.
F) Procure foodstuffs and send the money to poorly developed areas so that people might prosper and find new places to live for their extended families!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4021 on: December 27, 2016, 03:01:54 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4022 on: December 27, 2016, 03:14:14 pm »

Ah, excellent. Fortifications played a key role in our conquest and subsequent retention of the western part of Parsia (which is now a core part of our realm). Building some on our southern border will not only defend us from the Damdamians, it also means that we can conduct campaigns away from home with less worry of the southern border being suddenly overrun, as even if they cannot win, a good fort should at least hold out long enough for us to hastily recall our foreign armies. Plus it would make an excellent staging ground should we ever plan on invading Damdamia.
All this is to say,

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4023 on: December 27, 2016, 04:00:58 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4024 on: December 27, 2016, 05:08:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4025 on: December 27, 2016, 08:06:56 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4026 on: December 27, 2016, 09:37:28 pm »

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It is that time of the year when the Advisor brings his Scrolls of Kingdom Status to you!

Happiness: 6
Population: 5
Economy: 8
Army: 7
See, that's already a good thing :V
Aaaaaaaand we lack an option to upgrade the Pantheon-related stuff, so that's already settled! :D

B

Although "F" looks like a next priority--we've not focused on that part of the economy and nation lately :O (The last one rolled a '2' or something that didn't give that much value)
but if we pick "B", that probably covers the south against the Republic, and sans any OTHER danger (other than Elves), we're pretty much okay. Unless Gubta or the Khanate-splinters attack us for some reason o_O (Gubta has that God-Emperor thing), but the former is still cool with us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4027 on: December 27, 2016, 11:11:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4028 on: December 28, 2016, 11:20:42 am »

You order the money to be spend on the improvement of the House of Lech, which is the main hub of the Army in the south.

877 AD, Spring

The southern governors are complaining via a group letter.

Apparently, there has been a rise of banditry at the very borderlands. While bandits are inevitable element of any wealthy community, these bandits, are, as the witnesses pledge, majorly of darker complexion and hair than a normal Luathbas person. Therefore, the governors are inclined to blame Damdamians for the acts of banditry and therefore ask you to do something about it.

A) Aha! So they begin with subterfuge! Let's send an angry letter to Wrexus Magnibus, surely the mastermind behind this, while our Army marches forth and brings down the bandit groups with swords and axes!
B) This is clearly a provocation and the bandits are Damdamian agents in disguise! Send a letter of complaints and demands to Governor of Lametanian Province, Wrexus Magnibus.
C) Even elves and dwarves could be bandits if they wanted to. Let's send Army units to deal with the bandits, but there's no need to complain to the Governor Magnibus.
D) Do nothing. One can't root out all the banditry, it's physically impossible.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2016, 12:34:10 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4029 on: December 28, 2016, 11:22:37 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4030 on: December 28, 2016, 11:46:23 am »

C

We'll get another option to poke the governor if we find proof of his involvement, I imagine.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4031 on: December 28, 2016, 12:31:43 pm »

Aww, shoot. All three of those options give the Damdamians an excuse to ramp up tensions.
A:You accuse us of banditry and now you march your army towards our borders?
B:You dare accuse us of banditry and make demands of us?
C:You killed our citizens! Sure, you called them bandits, but they were still our citizens, and therefore not yours to kill!
   All three options --> This aggression will not stand! To war!

B seems the least likely to result in an immediate declaration of war, so


B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4032 on: December 28, 2016, 12:32:40 pm »

Woops :v

EDIT: There, the 'do nothing' option added v:
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4033 on: December 28, 2016, 12:39:31 pm »

Well alright then.
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I mean, it is a terrible thing to do, and will almost certainly piss off a whole boatload of people, but we need time to finish expanding the fortifications at House Lech before entering any war with our southern neighbour.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #4034 on: December 28, 2016, 12:41:13 pm »

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