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Tigra
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Sindhu
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Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3570 on: December 08, 2016, 03:17:53 am »

You send a scouting party to search for the Hurthlings.

871 AD, Late Autumn

The scouts sent after Hurthlings found no Hurthlings at all. They did find a 'hole' in a hill that had several cooking implements scattered about and some old rags, but the hole was clearly abandoned long ago.

The same evening,  messenger arrives from your Army; it has defeated the Parsians in a major battle, sending half their infantry to dust and the other half fleeing. They've also received a whole load of siege engines, courtesy of Gubta. They're now marching toward the inner lands of Parsia.

871 AD, Winter

Bad news from the countryside; the snowfall this year has been particularily heavy, causing damage and death. Many cities and villages have members that are hungry or without a roof over their heads. Several village and city governors plead the Crown to send supplies!

A) They have to make do without our help this year.
B) Of course! We shall send money and things right away.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3571 on: December 08, 2016, 03:21:27 am »

...Hurthlings. :(

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At least we're consistent in giving aid to our people.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3572 on: December 08, 2016, 03:42:19 am »

B, because we're wise and kind. Unless it involves the priests
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3573 on: December 08, 2016, 05:20:15 am »

B - ^This.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3574 on: December 08, 2016, 06:55:28 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3575 on: December 08, 2016, 01:27:02 pm »

A the world is cruel, it is unfortunate we spent too much earlier but we are probably bankrupt by now.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3576 on: December 08, 2016, 01:36:17 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3577 on: December 08, 2016, 01:38:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3578 on: December 08, 2016, 05:07:59 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3579 on: December 08, 2016, 05:14:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3580 on: December 08, 2016, 05:52:50 pm »

You're feeling generous this winter, and thus money and foodstuffs are sent to the countryside.

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Except few really isolated settlements, everyone gets the supplies, and a crisis is averted.

871 AD, Midwinter

The Marshal himself wrote a report for you. He is proud to announce that Luathbas army, after winning several small skirmishes, is now laying siege to the Parsian capital along with your Gubta allies and even surprise reinforcements from Kashites. The ancient enemy of Luathbas, which was a threat for the last three centuries, is about to be utterly destroyed!

871 AD, Late Winter

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Summary of trades done with Gubta show that despite the higher taxes, Luathbas merchants (and by proxy, Crown itself) still obtained hefty profits.

871 AD, End of the Year

The advisor brings you the Scrolls of Kingdom Status for your perusal:

Happiness: 5
Population: 5
Economy: 4
Army: 6

Despite some worry from your courtiers, the Treasury is quite alright at the moment.

872 AD, Spring

"Another Hurthling sighting?"

"Yes, but this time it was by a hunter who travelled far to the northeastern mountains, from whence Hurthlings once came. He said that he saw some small peoples dwelling in mostly abandoned hill homes and furnished holes, but they threatened him with slings and domesticated dogs when he tried to approach. After he returned home, he talked with his village's elder, the elder sent a messenger to the governor of the region's city, and the governor sent a letter to us."

A) Send few men who had dealings with Hurthlings to the Hurthling valley in the past in hopes of re-establishing contact.
B) It's clear that the Hurthlings are not willing to come to Luathbas, and we should respect that by ignoring them.
C) Send a envoy speaking with your authority and a group of armed men to show that you're not afraid of Hurthling slings!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3581 on: December 08, 2016, 05:56:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3582 on: December 08, 2016, 05:59:25 pm »

A, we all know how the hurthlings would respond to C

Also, we're finally annihilating Parsia. I'm so proud :')
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3583 on: December 08, 2016, 06:01:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Feodh of Luathbas!
« Reply #3584 on: December 08, 2016, 07:00:35 pm »

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