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Tigra
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Sindhu
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Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #345 on: August 17, 2016, 05:17:49 pm »

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« Reply #346 on: August 17, 2016, 05:22:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #347 on: August 17, 2016, 05:24:04 pm »

You ask the priests of all child/birth/family related gods to host a purification ceremony in an attempt to lift the curse.

Your family - along with your siblings who settled around the kingdom - are gathered in a large hall, and the priests begin the ritual. It takes hours while your family - including you - has to stand there patiently doing nothing.

After the ritual is done, you ask the priests if it was successful.

"Well, sire, there is only one way to find out!" The priestess of love winks at you, then absconds when you grimace at her.

820 AD, Autumn

Joyful news come from the northeast! The Hurthlings, wishing to repair their relations with humans, are scheduling a harvest festival out of their own supplies. Along with bountiful harvests across the kingdom, it is a prime opportunity to make it a thanksgiving festival to the gods as well, says the governor, and apparently the Hurthlings agreed to this plan without hesistation.

Therefore, without extra expenses, Kingdom of Luathbas might enjoy some revelry nowadays and population boom in the future!

820 AD, Mid-Autumn

Governor of Augas reports that the annual revenue caravan was safely delivered to our Parsian neighbours.

820 AD, Late Autumn

Village elders in the east report that banditry is on the rise. Some few hundred people are now known outlaws, and some whisper the name of 'Dagdar', a bandit king of some sort, being a leader figure for them. They offer some suggestions as to how deal with this problem. You agree with the...

A) Suggestion to have the Army march out and meet with the bandit horde in combat.
B) Proposal to have some of the Army remade into city and road guards.
C) Plan to offer large bounties out of the Treasury reserves to apprehend Dagdar and other more 'renowned' criminals.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #348 on: August 17, 2016, 05:25:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #349 on: August 17, 2016, 05:38:14 pm »

A, FUCK THE BANDITS, THEY ARE LIKE LAMETANIANS ONLY MORE COWARDLY
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #350 on: August 17, 2016, 05:42:08 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #351 on: August 17, 2016, 05:49:23 pm »

Upon your orders, the Army marches out to assault the bandit horde's hideouts.

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The bandits are flushed out easily and attempt a counter-attack, but the Luathbas infantry, disciplined and trained, makes short work of them, leaving only a handful of survivors who fled into the woods. Dagdar, along with several other prominent criminals, are sentenced to death and executed.

820 AD, End of the Year

The advisor brings you the Scrolls of the Kingdom Status, upon which you see:

Happiness: 4
Population: 5
Economy: 2
Army: 5

Well, a slight improvement for sure.

"My liege," the advisor intrudes into your reading, "Now that the peasants are again made docile, how about we tax them a little bit harder? Unless, of course, disbanding of part of the Army is what you wish for..."

A) Aye, let's squeeze some extra coin out of the commoners now that they are a bit more content.
B) Hmm, alright, let's disband part of the Army and recover some of supplies and coinage.
C) No to both of these ideas!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #352 on: August 17, 2016, 05:50:01 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #353 on: August 17, 2016, 05:51:09 pm »

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« Reply #354 on: August 17, 2016, 05:52:09 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #355 on: August 17, 2016, 05:57:32 pm »

A.

Happiness is easier to get than money, and we can convert the money back into happiness if things get really bad.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #356 on: August 17, 2016, 06:27:24 pm »

C.

Just let things lie, for a bit. We don't really want to chunk the army or the tenuous happiness right now.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #357 on: August 17, 2016, 06:28:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #358 on: August 17, 2016, 06:32:55 pm »

C

I have a gut feeling that we'll need the happiness for recruitment soon.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #359 on: August 17, 2016, 06:47:28 pm »

A.  We will hopefully be able to recruit mercenaries with coinage if necessary.
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