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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 231264 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3270 on: November 26, 2016, 08:04:55 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3271 on: November 26, 2016, 08:14:16 pm »

B
They've been growing bolder by the generation - not long ago they were trying to create religious unrest, the last time they threatened our predessessor, and now they are actually trying to control the throne itself... It's about time those fat heads get a diet; a little regime can cure many illnesses.

After that we can consider retirement once Feodth comes of age - he's welcome to the whole mess, but first the conspirators and their entire organization come down hard!
« Last Edit: November 26, 2016, 08:19:21 pm by Maegil »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3272 on: November 26, 2016, 08:29:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3273 on: November 26, 2016, 08:40:41 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3274 on: November 26, 2016, 08:54:20 pm »

B, DEATH TO THE PRIESTS!!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3275 on: November 26, 2016, 09:03:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3276 on: November 26, 2016, 09:06:11 pm »

869 AD, Three Days Later

"Sire! The eastern Army has began to move!"

"Yes? And?"

"And it's coming this way!!" The scout's report makes all the courtiers tremble in terror and some even shout obscenities.

"Now what is this!?" Says the captain of the guard. "Is this a rebellion we have to deal with??"
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This is madness!
((That hidden text :P Shall we create an elite force of a Sacred Band of Luathbas now? :3
Because it makes sense in-lore!))

...There is nothing wrong with our character (and it doesn't seem he's immoral anyway).

But we've got both our Martial prowess, the Diplomacy Necklace, and the Sky Knife.
...There should be another way, seriously... but probably within battle? :I

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3277 on: November 26, 2016, 09:26:14 pm »

...I wonder if beheading priests with the Sky Knife while wearing the Glamour Necklace counts as diplomacy with the gods...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3278 on: November 26, 2016, 09:27:22 pm »

I don't think we have Martial Prowess anymore do we Tiruin? We're 'lucky' instead. Which is still pretty good.

A. Fuck it. I think that they aren't totally in the wrong that we've been neglecting their religion (which is presumably also the religion of our people.) It's important to note that we have a hostile and powerful religion actively trying to spread into our area with the backing of one of the most powerful nations around, I don't think we should really have a religious war now >.> The country prooooobably isn't ready for atheism, and we certainly don't want... Manism or whatever the monotheistic religion is.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3279 on: November 26, 2016, 11:59:07 pm »

I don't think we have Martial Prowess anymore do we Tiruin? We're 'lucky' instead. Which is still pretty good.

A. Fuck it. I think that they aren't totally in the wrong that we've been neglecting their religion (which is presumably also the religion of our people.) It's important to note that we have a hostile and powerful religion actively trying to spread into our area with the backing of one of the most powerful nations around, I don't think we should really have a religious war now >.> The country prooooobably isn't ready for atheism, and we certainly don't want... Manism or whatever the monotheistic religion is.
Human-only-ism :P
And I seriously have been enjoying the multicultural pantheonistic stuff going on. And right, we're Lucky instead of Martial ._.
...And right, I'm already thinking to re-vote A instead, and they DO have the Marshall.
What has this King seriously done that garnered so much hate? o_O (And why can't we just have a Queen, goodness :I Like, back when we had elves in our family line--same situation, just that the heir is a guy now. Arrgh)

Tally (Until Cript, NOT mine):
A 4
B 8 (+1 if mine)

...Really want to shift to A. >_>
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3280 on: November 27, 2016, 12:19:38 am »

We can't have a queen. No daughters/sisters. Stop asking about that until we have one of those Tir :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3281 on: November 27, 2016, 03:38:12 am »

You tell him in no uncertain terms that if they want to put the Crown on Feodh they will first have to pry it from your hands. The envoy stares at you, then turns around and leaves.

A while later, the advisors convene with you, all asking the same question: "What now?"

A) Send the loyal part of the army to crush the rebels in field battle!
B) Send assassins to get rid of the leadership and thus decapitate the whole rebel thing.
C) Hastily prepare defenses and supplies for siege of the capital.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3282 on: November 27, 2016, 03:43:38 am »

A.

Assassins send the wrong message that we are indeed disonourable, and the more time they have to proselyte the bigger the chance of our soldiers to defect so a siege is also a bad idea.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3283 on: November 27, 2016, 04:08:19 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Romuald of Luathbas!
« Reply #3284 on: November 27, 2016, 04:28:10 am »

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