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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #285 on: August 17, 2016, 12:16:15 pm »

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"Welcome, Houlandin II, King of Luathbas, Thorn in the Foot of Parsia, slayer of Lord Amar. For once you have listened to reason." [...]
Oh my. o_o
Woo, future annexation!(?)

Yeah let's go for A. That means more attention to our relationship in the meantime--and given how our conglomerate of thoughts are, I am content with the reasoning among equals. :3
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #286 on: August 17, 2016, 12:27:03 pm »

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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #287 on: August 17, 2016, 12:55:01 pm »

You agree to the counter-proposal.

Therefore, it is written, that Augas province shall deliver its revenues to Parsia for next ten years, and then Augas shall become part of Luathbas.

You and Tata write down this and extra copy, both scrolls having the same treaty in the writing of the west and the writing of the east below it. They you sign it; you by pressing your signet into molten wax, Parsian Grand Lord by pushing a painted stone square seal against the scrolls.

You are then let to return to Abur while trumpets around you muster the Parsians to begin preparations to leave. You then return to the fortress, where the garrison and commanders explode in cheers, as the war was over. Amongst the cheers, is the new nickname of yours, bestowed upon you by the rejoicing soldiers - "The Guardian".

Now was time to prepare to return home!

817 AD, Late Autumn

As you are about to leave the Abur Fortress, another messenger arrives from Luathbas.

Apparently, things aren't that fortunate back home!

The dwarves, who came to visit the tomb, went back to the Capital to complain that the ancient protective spells were purified, and that allowed some adventurers or other grave-diggers to plunder the tomb. As the Treasury couldn't pay the dwarves the money they requested, they 'cast a curse' and left.
Also, due to lack of revenues from war-ravaged Augas, the treasury is mostly empty, and the civilian population, riled up about this - and the army drafting earlier this year - is causing lots of trouble.

You decide to return to the capital immediatelly.



Congratulations! Houlandin II completed his first military campaign.

He will return home now and the normal flow of events will be resumed.



817 AD, Winter

Queen Mother and the advisor congratulate you on your successful campaign.

Back home and you already have to deal with another issue. The governor of the northern lands is complaining about the Hurthlings; second year in a row they're attempting to pay the regular coin taxes with vegetables and livestock (he let them last year, just once). He wishes for the King to decide what to do about it (and the governor provides few options).

After brief consideration, you decide to...

A) Extort proper taxation from Hurthlings.
B) Evict the Hurthlings unless they start paying with money.
C) Force the governor to accept their 'taxes', and then sell them at the market.
D) Offer to negotiate between the Hurthling chieftain and the governor.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #288 on: August 17, 2016, 12:59:18 pm »

Charisma! :D We have a nice title to HONOR OUR FATHER'S LINEAGE! Or something. We should also thank our wife. \o/

D because the Hurthlings are pretty much agricultural elites. And we do not understand barter trade that much but prefer currency. :P ((Really, speaking from here, I'm biased because agriculture is awesome))
Also we can't force them to make currency because they excel in goods and produce. We can't efficiently force the governor because he won't understand. And we make understandings. :3
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #289 on: August 17, 2016, 01:12:57 pm »

D.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #290 on: August 17, 2016, 01:23:07 pm »

D.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #291 on: August 17, 2016, 01:27:01 pm »

You offer the governor to negotiate between him and the chieftain, and the two arrive at your court in few days.

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The negotiations didn't go well. The Hurthling chieftain tried to defend the old ways of his people, the governor pointed out that they were now part of Luathbas and not independent peoples anymore. After a while, the two left, with the governor telling the chieftain to find a way to pay proper taxes next year.

817 AD, Midwinter

A troubling report came from the south; peasants in the region, due to unhappiness and the draft, attacked the local officials and the garrisons, and calmed only after some bloody 'pacifying' that saw over two thousand people dead or imprisoned.

817 AD, End of the Year

The advisor brings you the Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

Happiness: 2
Population: 5
Economy: 2
Army: 6

He is not happy about these numbers either.

"My liege, the peasants are unruly and the economy is suffering. Per the treaty that you have signed with Parsia, we won't see extra revenues from Augas for ten years!" He sighs.

"Now that we're not at war with anyone, we can disband part of the army to relegate supplies and wages to better our economy; or we can do that and then spend the recovered money on hosting some festivals so that the peasantry doesn't pick the country apart. What is your decision, sire?"

A) Disband part of the army to heal the economy a little bit.
B) Disband part of the army to recover money, then spend that on festivals and venues for the peasants.
C) Do nothing - we will (somehow) manage without such extreme measures.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #292 on: August 17, 2016, 01:28:17 pm »

B
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #293 on: August 17, 2016, 01:32:20 pm »

A

Reducing the army should help us pacify the peasants, what with draftees going home.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #294 on: August 17, 2016, 01:32:26 pm »

B.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #295 on: August 17, 2016, 01:37:45 pm »

B because we're probably watched by our neighbors, so we should celebrate and be happy. :^
Also our people will still be there anyway, just not soldiering that much.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #296 on: August 17, 2016, 01:40:15 pm »

A

We can always reenlist them if the South does immediately attack us.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #297 on: August 17, 2016, 01:46:53 pm »

B.

The Economy will recover in time but not if people are constantly rebelling and attacking government officials.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #298 on: August 17, 2016, 01:56:06 pm »

3 B 2 A 1 C, but people are visibly split over this, so I will wait for couple more votes cast.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #299 on: August 17, 2016, 01:58:04 pm »

A
we need economy for monies
we need monies for army
we need army for economy

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