Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

...

Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


Pages: 1 ... 17 18 [19] 20 21 ... 379

Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 235057 times)

Kashyyk

  • Bay Watcher
  • One letter short of a wookie
    • View Profile
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #270 on: August 17, 2016, 10:13:51 am »

For a people who we have been told are untrustworthy during negotiation, I'm not inclined to trust them when they say "Hey, come out of your fortress into our camp so we can talk."
Logged

Chevaleresse

  • Bay Watcher
  • A knight, returned from a journey weary and long
    • View Profile
    • Patreon
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #271 on: August 17, 2016, 10:39:02 am »

A
Logged
GM of Trespassers V2.
If you like my work, consider becoming a patron. (Since apparently people think this is a requirement: no, my game(s) are free to play and always will be.

Tiruin

  • Bay Watcher
  • Life is too short for worries
    • View Profile
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #272 on: August 17, 2016, 10:44:40 am »

For a people who we have been told are untrustworthy during negotiation, I'm not inclined to trust them when they say "Hey, come out of your fortress into our camp so we can talk."
Stereotypes won't cut it though. :P I mean we haven't even exercised our Charisma since...a long time. Give it a go here.
Logged

Haspen

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cthuwu
    • View Profile
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #273 on: August 17, 2016, 11:14:42 am »

You agree to be taken to Great Lord Tata for negotiations. You then, despite the misgivings of commanders and soldiers alike, take a small bodyguard detail and follow the lone Cataphract back to his camp.

The Parsians give you unhappy looks, some of them death glares, but no one dares raise a hand at you. You are finally taken before Grand Lord Tata, who is tall, broad in shoulders, has cold blue eyes and impressive, triangular black beard; this with his olive skin and red-black robe give him look of a demon of old lore.

"Welcome, Houlandin II, King of Luathbas, Thorn in the Foot of Parsia, slayer of Lord Amar. For once you have listened to reason." He invites you to drink something from a small metallic cup, but, wary of what you learned about the negotiations with Parsians, decline.

"Ha! Wise choice. Let's begin the talks, then." He sits himself on the carpet and you sit as well. Between you, there's a low table on top of which there's naught but vellum and charcoals.

You two debate about the possible settlement of the dispute, the needs of both countries, the legal and traditional claims to the land. It takes an hour before you two manage to reach some sort of mutual understanding. Finally, you offer the Parsian Grand Lord, and in extension, his King, an offer of...

A) Passing the ownership of Augas back to Parsia, but after five more years of it being in Luathbas' control.
B) Passing the ownership of Augas back to Parsia, but after fifteen more years of it being in Luathbas' control.
C) Sharing the ownership of Augas, and splitting the tax revenues; one year they will land in Parsian treasury, second in yours.
D) Giving Augas' revenues to Parsian treasury for five years, before the province would be incorporated into Luathbas fully.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2016, 11:52:08 am by Haspen »
Logged
SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Taricus

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #274 on: August 17, 2016, 11:15:47 am »

Hmm...

D
Logged
Quote from: evictedSaint
We sided with the holocaust for a fucking +1 roll

Swordstar

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #275 on: August 17, 2016, 11:24:28 am »

C
Logged

Kashyyk

  • Bay Watcher
  • One letter short of a wookie
    • View Profile
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #276 on: August 17, 2016, 11:32:47 am »

C.
Logged

Chevaleresse

  • Bay Watcher
  • A knight, returned from a journey weary and long
    • View Profile
    • Patreon
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #277 on: August 17, 2016, 11:42:12 am »

[D]
Logged
GM of Trespassers V2.
If you like my work, consider becoming a patron. (Since apparently people think this is a requirement: no, my game(s) are free to play and always will be.

crazyabe

  • Bay Watcher
  • I didn't start the fire...Just added the gasoline!
    • View Profile
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #278 on: August 17, 2016, 11:43:30 am »

D.
Logged
Quote from: MonkeyMarkMario, 2023
“Don’t quote me.”
nothing here.

TempAcc

  • Bay Watcher
  • [CASTE:SATAN]
    • View Profile
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #279 on: August 17, 2016, 11:57:52 am »

D
Logged
On normal internet forums, threads devolve from content into trolling. On Bay12, it's the other way around.
There is no God but TempAcc, and He is His own Prophet.

Haspen

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cthuwu
    • View Profile
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #280 on: August 17, 2016, 12:02:05 pm »

You offer to give Parsia the revenues from Augas for five years straight, but then Augas would become part of Luathbas fully.

Quote
4*

The Parsian Grand Lord strokes his beard thoughtfully, his eyes staring at the side of his tent.

"The King wishes the peace as this war strains our Army too much. But our great land has lots of expenses to cover. Five years is not enough! Make it ten, young King, if you wish to see me accept your offer!"

You...

A) Accept!
B) Decline!
« Last Edit: August 17, 2016, 12:03:39 pm by Haspen »
Logged
SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

crazyabe

  • Bay Watcher
  • I didn't start the fire...Just added the gasoline!
    • View Profile
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #281 on: August 17, 2016, 12:03:46 pm »

A.
Logged
Quote from: MonkeyMarkMario, 2023
“Don’t quote me.”
nothing here.

somemildmanneredidiot

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #282 on: August 17, 2016, 12:07:59 pm »

A. Better than I expected this to go.
Logged
"As to why you'd want to [throw your sword in combat] at all? The answer is pretty simple: There's someone you want to stab, but they're all the way over there, and walking is for peasants." - Starke of How To Fight Write

Kashyyk

  • Bay Watcher
  • One letter short of a wookie
    • View Profile
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #283 on: August 17, 2016, 12:13:33 pm »

A.

Indeed, that went surprisingly well.
Logged

Taricus

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin II of Luathbas!
« Reply #284 on: August 17, 2016, 12:14:20 pm »

A
Logged
Quote from: evictedSaint
We sided with the holocaust for a fucking +1 roll
Pages: 1 ... 17 18 [19] 20 21 ... 379