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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 231529 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2640 on: October 25, 2016, 12:36:45 pm »

You decide to spend some money on lovely festivals and many sacrifices for the altars of the gods related to harvests and such. Every peasant and nobleman had more than enough opportunities to get drunk, get their bellies filled, and be merry!

863 AD, Mid-Autumn

A messenger have arrived at your court, because a caravan of three wagons guarded by armed Damdamian soldiers have been stopped in the southern city of Llongwaelch by its governor. After it was determined that the caravan is carrying money (and lots of bureaucratic documents), the governor have sent it north with the messenger preceeding it.

Few days later, the three wagons, and the guards, arrive at your court. It's master, a Damdamian high-ranking officer, requested an audience immediatelly.

He is dressed in some sort of rather loose plate armor, and a helmet with several large feathers on the top.

"Greetings, King of Luathbas. I, Innocentius Honorablus the Younger, bring you the amount of coinage that Damdamian accountants have determined to be enough to compensate for the losses of your merchants suffered in our minor province of Lametania. The accountants' calculations and the shipment itself have been approved by the Council. I have but one question and that question is: do you accept the gold?"

A) Tell him to wait some days so you can consult with the merchants and have them do their own calculations.
B) Accept the gold, someone with such a name definitely has to be trustworthy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2641 on: October 25, 2016, 01:23:39 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2642 on: October 25, 2016, 01:24:48 pm »

A

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2643 on: October 25, 2016, 01:25:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2644 on: October 25, 2016, 01:31:40 pm »

You tell him to wait few days while you recall the merchants who were wronged.

They come to your castle two mornings later and when told that compensation from the Republic have arrived, they set out to count the money.

"That amounts for about the base of our losses, but there was also our reputation and our time and our trust that was wasted! We need more than the Damdamians have brought, sire!"

A) Tell them to stuff it and take it what they're being given.
B) Try to be a mediator between Innocentius Honorablus and the merchants.
C) Tell Innocentius that this is not enough and the Council has to send more.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2645 on: October 25, 2016, 01:37:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2646 on: October 25, 2016, 01:38:19 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2647 on: October 25, 2016, 01:40:08 pm »

Don't we want to go to war?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2648 on: October 25, 2016, 03:18:04 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2649 on: October 25, 2016, 03:24:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2650 on: October 25, 2016, 04:04:39 pm »

C.  War is precisely what we want.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2651 on: October 25, 2016, 04:09:29 pm »

Eh, we have the army and the means to fight the Republic I guess.

Changing vote to C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2652 on: October 25, 2016, 04:13:34 pm »

B, because we can always declare war later, and getting more money out of the bargain is always good.

And hey, if they reject it, we can go to war anyway! It's a win-win.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2653 on: October 25, 2016, 04:34:45 pm »

B, if we fail we get the war we want, if we succeed we get more gold, win win right.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Llewyn of Luathbas!
« Reply #2654 on: October 25, 2016, 04:51:34 pm »

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