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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2505 on: October 18, 2016, 04:40:39 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2506 on: October 18, 2016, 05:45:44 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2507 on: October 18, 2016, 07:06:08 pm »

I will let you guys vote a bit longer on this important issue.

I also decided to make a map of Luathbas-centered world, well at least from what I remember because I'm not into sifting through 166 pages to grab bits of lore :P

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Aren't we separated by a whole ocean from the Kiwi Empire with the rest (N/S/E) being connected via land? :P

Wow that's a huge darn Republic though ._.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2508 on: October 19, 2016, 02:34:28 am »

Aren't we separated by a whole ocean from the Kiwi Empire with the rest (N/S/E) being connected via land? :P

I don't remember ever mentioning any ocean, Tiruin.

* Haspen buys Tiruin some lecitin.



You finally reach the decision. It is the Kiwis, plotting with your own Tvadar, who were behind this! You write the advisor that Tvadar and his immediate family are to be branded criminals and thrown into dungeon (or allowed to commit suicide if they so wish), and that war declaration is to be sent to the Kiwis, vowing to destroy them for numerous attempts to assassinate people from Luathbas royal family in the last sixty years!

The advisor is appalled but of course fulfills your orders. A letter is sent to the Marshal informing him that part of the Army might be soon needed in western Luathbas.

A letter is also sent to your third son Llewyn, informing him that due to these circumstances he is now designated heir to Luathbas throne.

860 AD, Autumn

Tvadar, Igven and little Dagan have fled! When a unit of your guards approached their keep, there was a skirmish involved where Tvadar's loyal guards battled yours, and while your men finally began looking for your son and his family, they were nowhere to be found.

Later that same day someone apparently saw a trio of cloaked figures running away on gallopping horses southwards toward Damdamian Republic, but no one was able to catch them.

A) Send a letter to Velocis Raptius, governor of Lametamia, asking him to imprison and/or execute Tvadar, his wife and his son, if they wound up on the Republic soil.
B) -
C) Clearly this means that it was not only Tvadar and Kiwis, but also Damdamians who tried to kill you! Declare war on them as well, they won't get away that easily!!
« Last Edit: October 19, 2016, 02:38:31 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2509 on: October 19, 2016, 02:41:53 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2510 on: October 19, 2016, 02:44:49 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2511 on: October 19, 2016, 02:45:21 am »

C.

Though I'm surprised our advisors aren't just lying to us :P
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« Reply #2512 on: October 19, 2016, 04:39:26 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2513 on: October 19, 2016, 04:59:51 am »

You also send a letter to Velocis Raptius asking him to imprison the criminals-on-the-run.

860 AD, Mid-Autumn

The Marshal reports that he has stationed his forces at Khosra and have sent 1/3 of the Army back to Luathbas to prepare for the war with Kiwis, although he is greatly concerned about war on two fronts.

The very next morning, two people reach your Palace. First is a Kiwi diplomat, who wishes to have an audience with you. The other person is the Dagovid chieftain himself, who says that his need for audience is 'greater than some petty foreigner's'.

The advisor writes you an obvious query: 'which one you want to see first, my liege?'

A) The Dagovid chieftain.
B) The Kiwi diplomat.
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« Reply #2514 on: October 19, 2016, 05:04:50 am »

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« Reply #2515 on: October 19, 2016, 05:06:45 am »

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« Reply #2516 on: October 19, 2016, 05:10:11 am »

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« Reply #2517 on: October 19, 2016, 05:21:45 am »

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« Reply #2518 on: October 19, 2016, 05:58:45 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2519 on: October 19, 2016, 06:12:08 am »

The Dagovid chieftain is let into your throne room first. You do not know what he is saying, but he is waving his hands and shaking his axe about, so you guess he is rather incensed about it.

Then the advisor writes you down what the chieftain wants: his honour has been slighted by you declaring his daughter, Igven, wife of your son Tvadar, a criminal, and therefore he demands a duel to the death to clean the shame from his family.

A) You don't have time for this; order the guards to throw him into dungeon.
B) Fine! Duel it is! Get me a sword, we're doing this in manly way!!
C) Offer him rulership of some province to calm him down.
D) Cross your arms and do nothing to see what he does next.
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