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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2490 on: October 18, 2016, 02:08:51 pm »

Hou3 is completely deaf and will never hear a thing in his life again v:

Halved means the usual bonus is +2 and here it was only +1 :v



You agree that a statue in your honor should be built.

860 AD, Late Summer

Your agents bring in their findings. The assassin was hired by someone outside Luathbas but they have covered their tracks very well and few more assassins were hired to get rid of people involved in the affair. This must be some powerful or wealthy (or both) person or nation to have pulled this off!

Logic would help here but your paranoid tendencies kick in instead...

A) Clearly! Your son Tvadar allied with Kiwis to usurp your throne!! Brand Tvadar and his family as criminals and declare war on Kiwi Empire at once!!
B) At last! My dear cousin Sela have conspired with the Damdamians to get rid of me, the thorn in their asses for so long!! Send assassins to slay Sela and declare war against the Republic!
C) No no, you see, it is Parsia and Gubta who secretly plotted against me all this time, and now tried to deal a lethal blow to Luathbas to weaken it before conquering!! Begin killing off Parsian populace and break off ties with the scheming Gubtas!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2491 on: October 18, 2016, 02:14:17 pm »

Umpf, paranoia shows its paranoid face :-X

A seems like the least effective choice. Effective as in 'fulfill my paranoia!'

Considering the ties and recent history however, is it just me or does "B" seem like the 'partially best right' answer given that both assassins used crossbows or stuff like that? I'm forgetful :I

Edit: Wait, all the assassins used blades. Oops!

But seirously evidence points to only one reasonable way, and that is A. C is just ugh. Gubta are...seemingly nice, despite being bound to their EMPEROR. B just came out of nowhere as I can't find any connection to Sela or the Damdamians other than our religious fiasco earlier.

Also C is plain genocidal. :I Breaking off ties 'just like that' (as in no formal declaration) will bring more ire than it is worth.
« Last Edit: October 18, 2016, 02:17:50 pm by Tiruin »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2492 on: October 18, 2016, 02:15:30 pm »

C

We may become the Aerys Targeryan of Luathbas, except thet we are also paranoid that there are assasins everywhere, and we're deaf.
Oops.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2493 on: October 18, 2016, 02:22:14 pm »

C

Can't afford a two front war. Rip Parsia.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2494 on: October 18, 2016, 02:33:56 pm »

I don't know if I want to vote A or B. I don't like those republic dogs and the Kiwi empire makes sense but I don't want to brand Tvadar and his family as traitors. That does make the most logical sense though. So I guess A for now.
« Last Edit: October 18, 2016, 03:25:56 pm by Prophet »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2495 on: October 18, 2016, 02:44:51 pm »

C

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2496 on: October 18, 2016, 02:54:02 pm »

B!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2497 on: October 18, 2016, 02:55:12 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2498 on: October 18, 2016, 02:55:54 pm »

C, since Gutba can only attack us through Parsian and our army there.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2499 on: October 18, 2016, 03:22:45 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2500 on: October 18, 2016, 03:26:20 pm »

I like A, myself. Fuck the Kiwis.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2501 on: October 18, 2016, 03:27:05 pm »

Just add my vote to B or A. Which ever one of those two has the most votes is the one i'm voting for at the time.

Nevermind A. The Kiwis might be fighting the horse riding horde people.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2502 on: October 18, 2016, 03:31:19 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2503 on: October 18, 2016, 03:42:30 pm »

I will let you guys vote a bit longer on this important issue.

I also decided to make a map of Luathbas-centered world, well at least from what I remember because I'm not into sifting through 166 pages to grab bits of lore :P

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2504 on: October 18, 2016, 04:22:34 pm »

A
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