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Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2460 on: October 18, 2016, 06:40:45 am »

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« Reply #2461 on: October 18, 2016, 06:41:07 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2462 on: October 18, 2016, 07:51:15 am »

You order the emergency troops to be recalled home.

860 AD, Spring

The Marshal sends a report in which he confirms that he has released the youths and older men back home. He also reports that the mighty olifants, escorted by a thousand of Gubta soldiers, have arrived, with many siege engine parts and their operators arriving as well.

An emissary from the west, from the Kiwi Empire, have arrived at your court today.

"King of Luathbas, my master desires to procure soldiers and stockpiles of metals to protect the borders from ever-increasing nuisance that are the western Horse-spawn. This would go long way to erase our memories of how your kingdom have harbored dissidents and enemies of the royal family in the past."

Unfortunately, your Army is currently preoccupied in the east, therefore you tell the emissary that you have no one and nothing to spare for the Kiwis. He bows and leaves.

860 AD, Mid-Spring

The Army reports great progress at piercing through Parsian defenses, and they won several skirmishes, ableit half of the olifants has been killed already.

Unfortunately, few days later comes a report in which the Marshal writes that he had to retreat his army, as the city of Khosra have rebelled, killing most of the garrison. Luathbas horsemen also had to return to the main body of the Army after a badly-timed raid ended with a hundred of them mauled by a newest column of Parsian Cataphracts arriving at the battlefields.

The very next evening you take a walk about the palace garden, which is mostly used to grow vegetables and medicinal herbs for your staff. As the moon shines through the clouds, you notice that one of the towers in the back seems to be unmanned...

...and then you notice a glimmer of moonlight reflecting seemingly in the darkness- an assassin jumps you! You knew that it would happen sooner or later, so you quickly pull out your sword

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Suprisingly, the assassin puts on quite a good fight, and you have to move away a step or two. Then he manages to catch you off-balance and his blade sinks into your stomach! You fall down, while the man runs for the wall and guards start to fill the gardens.

"Healer, healer!" They cry as you grumble at the pain, curse whoever did this to you, and then lose counsciousness.

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You wake up by the next day, and the healers are happy to see you awake. The wound was a rather deep one but fortunately it managed to avoid the important parts.

860 AD, Late Spring

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You amaze your healers with how fast your wound heals up, but some think the Sorceress just did her job well blessing you with good health.

After you return to your work, you receive the summary of the investigation of the assassination attempt. The advisor empties the throne room before that, though.

"Sire, the man who tried to kill you has been captured after he got tangled himself in some thornbushes in the nearby forest. He has been interrogated and tortured, and while he looked somewhat Parsian in origin, we have determined that he only tanned his skin or it was his natural coloration. This does not mean he couldn't be working for them. Furthermore, we have studied the blade and it turns out it has a design similar to the blades made by the Kiwis, according to our smiths." He clears his throat and wipes sweat from his head.

"The final finding is that one of the interrogating servants recognized the man as Ian, who has been servant of Igven, wife of your son Tvadar, for the last three years. When told this, and prompted to explain himself, the assassin did not spill the beans till he have perished." The advisor bows hastily.

"What shall we do about this, sire?"

A) Clearly the Parsians bought the man to try and throw Luathbas into disarray! Send a letter of insults to Parsian King, in which you also promise to have his sons killed and daughters humilitated.
B) The Kiwis have long history of trying to kill the King of Luathbas, and this was surely another of their attempts! Demand that Kiwis give you a compensation or there will be war!
C) Your own son definitely wanted to help you die so he could take over the throne much faster! Disown him and brand him and his family as traitors and criminals! They shall pay for this!
D) Do nothing overt; instead, have your agents collect information around the Kingdom. Maybe this is an attempt by some 4th faction to blame others for the attempt on your life!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2463 on: October 18, 2016, 07:58:23 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2464 on: October 18, 2016, 07:58:58 am »

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We can't damage our political ties with no proof.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2465 on: October 18, 2016, 08:18:53 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2466 on: October 18, 2016, 09:18:55 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2467 on: October 18, 2016, 09:29:31 am »

7 Army.
...Woah.

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We also are very paranoid that we're spreading out our paranoia quite evenly. We're not foolish. :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2468 on: October 18, 2016, 10:14:59 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #2469 on: October 18, 2016, 10:20:07 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2470 on: October 18, 2016, 10:21:15 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2471 on: October 18, 2016, 11:26:32 am »

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« Reply #2472 on: October 18, 2016, 12:02:57 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2473 on: October 18, 2016, 12:54:45 pm »

You order your agents to disperse around the Kingdom and search for clues in hopes to discover who truly sent the assassins.

860 AD, Summer

Terrible news came from the southwest! A small village has been assaulted by a giant flying horse! It has purple skin and exhales putrid air! It roars so loudly that insides of peoples ears rupture and bleed. Beware its mighty hooves!

Governors of the cities in the south plead you for asssistance to save the people from this monstrosity that have suddenly appeared out of the Celegwyn Forest.

A) Hire a group of 30+ level adventurers to deal with this beast.
B) Start searching for a wizard to deal with the monster.
C) Armed with your armor and dagger of fanciful creature slaying, you will kill it personally!!
D) Ask the Damdamians to kill it, after all their religion is about getting rid of non-humans!
E) Recall bulk of your Army from Parsia so it can slay this thing.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2474 on: October 18, 2016, 12:57:36 pm »

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