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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2205 on: October 12, 2016, 02:33:47 am »

C! Shit, let's be monotheists. Only one god to keep an eye on seems like a pretty good deal to me. Besides, if we're gonna be a mix of Henry VIII and Ivan the Terrible, let's do it in style.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2206 on: October 12, 2016, 02:38:13 am »

B.  We can blame him if he fucks up. 
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2207 on: October 12, 2016, 02:39:54 am »

Actually, yeah. Let's let him turn public opinion against himself and then become monotheists! Changing my vote to B!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2208 on: October 12, 2016, 03:00:12 am »

B, though we're sticking with the polytheism. We don't trust just one god having all that worship.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2209 on: October 12, 2016, 03:26:13 am »

856 AD, Late Autumn

The advisor visits you as you're performing a check-up on the sturdiness of all windows' lock-bolts.

"Sire, some noblemen, well, clergy mostly, believe that it's not befitting a King to go around wifeless. They're asking you to marry another woman, even just as formality."

A) Fine, get me some random noblewoman.
B) Fine, get that Igven of Dagovids, my son can find his own wife later.
C) Fine, get me one of my cousins by uncle Lech, one of them surely must be still unmarried.
D) Nah, I had enough wives already.
E) To the dungeon with them! They're clearly plotting to have a woman replace me as ruler of Luathbas!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2210 on: October 12, 2016, 03:28:37 am »

D! The clergy are against us, I tell you. But we shouldn't be too rash. They'll find themselves in hot water on their own shortly, I'm sure.

Besides, we should really find a wife who isn't just some random noblewoman from wherever, and conserve our unmarried status for a situation when it might really come in handy!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2211 on: October 12, 2016, 03:47:10 am »

A. Wanna see what happens.
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« Reply #2212 on: October 12, 2016, 03:59:42 am »

A, they don't have the legal pull to replace you with a woman Houlandin III :P
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« Reply #2213 on: October 12, 2016, 06:29:47 am »

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« Reply #2214 on: October 12, 2016, 07:28:31 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2215 on: October 12, 2016, 07:49:58 am »

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They quickly find a noble girl, Ellantha, aged 19. that is willing to be your Queen and her father does not have many objections to his daughter marrying a divorced man.

On your paranoidal prompting, the agents have the family investigated and few of its servants questioned; the family is a loyal family of Luathbasians that was made nobles in 758 for the deeds of its progenitor, Aulan. He first married a Parsian princess on the run and taught her Luathbasian way of life.
Since then this family have maintained close ties with Parsian merchants. Few daughterss of the family have married Parsians and even converted to their own mystical religion. The previous head of the family was staunch opponent of your family's dealings with Gubta, but he died recently of old age and his son, the father of the proposed new Queen, took over.

A) That's it! Parsian spawn! Reject the proposal, and threaten the girl's father for making such an absurd proposal. Then have the agents search for some more suitable girl.
B) Send for the girl, and have the envoy explain her that she will be your Queen for political reasons, so she shouldn't get her hopes up.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2216 on: October 12, 2016, 07:51:16 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #2217 on: October 12, 2016, 07:53:25 am »

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« Reply #2218 on: October 12, 2016, 08:05:25 am »

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« Reply #2219 on: October 12, 2016, 08:10:31 am »

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