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Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Swordstar

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1875 on: September 25, 2016, 02:31:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1876 on: September 25, 2016, 02:38:42 pm »

I knew this was going to happen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1877 on: September 25, 2016, 02:50:26 pm »

C, lets just work with all of them to get them killed.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1878 on: September 25, 2016, 02:52:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1879 on: September 25, 2016, 03:29:20 pm »

C, We are going to kill all but one of them and before he has children kill that last one as well, then we take his land like any good imperialist would! What could possibly go wrong?
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Battleships Hurl insults from behind thick walls, Destroyers beat up small children, Carriers stay back in the kitchen, and Cruisers are a bunch of tryhards who pretend to be loners.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1880 on: September 25, 2016, 03:32:07 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1881 on: September 25, 2016, 04:03:41 pm »

You offer him to, instead of paying, help his Prince get rid of Oshfak. He squints eyes at you.

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"I cannot agree on my own. I will consult with Prince Suhar first." And then he leaves your court in haste.

853 AD, Winter

Hammus Maximus, Governor of Damdamian Province of Lametania, have written you a letter!

In the letter he offers to return your grandfather's enchanted necklace if you agree to do the Republic a little favor - namely, he wants you to raid the borders of Kiwi Empire at least once in the next two years.

A) No.
B) Agree.
C) Agree, and then don't do it (for lulz and evulz).
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1882 on: September 25, 2016, 04:04:58 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1883 on: September 25, 2016, 04:06:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1884 on: September 25, 2016, 04:08:52 pm »

B

We're combat king. Certainly a bit of raiding can go well for us.
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« Reply #1885 on: September 25, 2016, 04:13:19 pm »

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« Reply #1886 on: September 25, 2016, 04:29:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1887 on: September 25, 2016, 04:49:45 pm »

You write a letter in which you tentatively agree, and to the confused courtiers you explain that you won't be doing any such thing. One wonders out loud if pissing off the Republic is a good idea but they will follow your ruling.

853 AD, Midwinter

The emissary of Prince Suhar returns and asks for a private audience to debate about your counter-proposal.

You grant him it and take him to a small room... but you don't get to ask him about the whole affair when he suddenly pulls out a curved knife and rushes at you!!

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Unfortunately for him you're too well trained in combat to just get stabbed and die like that. You evade his strikes and manage to call for guards. Then you manage to get into wrestling situation: first you bring him to the floor, then snap his arm against his back so hard you can hear the crunch, and then after he screams in pain and releases the knife you grab it and stab at the man, just as the guards burst into the room.

You did too well however, and actually managed to hit right into his heart. Sometimes being trained to kill is a detriment, it seems.

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Then you notice the Parsian's face - that's not the guy who came to ask you for audience!

You have no real knowledge who sent him, or why...

853 AD, Late Winter

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The manager of the prosperous gold mines have sent a very large caravan of gold this year! Apparently the miners struck a vein of ore of size and depth not seen before!

The censuses of this year are also done, and all regions and cities note increase of population, aw yeah!

853 AD, End of the Year

The advisor comes to visit you in your bedroom.

"Unfortunately no suspicious Parsians were found and there were no leads after questioning the few merchants and travelers from that land that were found passing by the palace recently." He then sets down the Scrolls of Kingdom Status on your night table.

Happiness: 4
Population: 6
Economy: 8
Army: 4

"My liege! I am proud to announce that the Economy of Luathbas have reached the level of prosperity not seen since the rule of Leth the Miner! We could spend a little of our wealth and we would still be sleeping on riches, sire!"

A) Host some lavish festivals for the tired and somewhat unhappy peasants.
B) Build a large monument that will reflect your prosperous rule.
C) Publicly donate to the Grand Temple of Pantheon to show off your piety.
D) Offer large sums of money for mercenaries that join your Army.
E) Have the Palace renovated, beautified, strengthened and enlarged.
F) Announce a combat tournament where brave and strong can compete for prizes.
G) "Naaaaaah!" Run off to Treasury and take a swim in your big sea of riches.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2016, 04:51:44 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1888 on: September 25, 2016, 04:51:39 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1889 on: September 25, 2016, 04:52:40 pm »

F, happiness and may lead to army increase
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