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Tigra
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Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Elephant Parade

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1545 on: September 12, 2016, 01:36:04 pm »

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« Reply #1546 on: September 12, 2016, 02:04:15 pm »

No idea, but knocking them out should earn us the gratitude of the other parsians, at least for now since we've made their civil war have one or two less contestants. And hey, our new army can get some field testing.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1547 on: September 12, 2016, 02:06:20 pm »

You order that mercenaries are to be found and hired.

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"What do you mean by that!?"

"What I have just said, my liege." The advisor bows again. "The mercenaries across the region heard of how many of their numbers die under the banner of your dynasty, despite the offers of high payments... the hired swords would prefer to survive long enough to collect said payments. Several mercenary organizations and bands refused to even negotiate with envoys from your palace."

A) "Then draft me some peasants!"
B) "Bah! Inform the Governor he is on his own."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1548 on: September 12, 2016, 02:07:14 pm »

A, damn those cheapstakes.
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« Reply #1549 on: September 12, 2016, 02:11:08 pm »

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« Reply #1550 on: September 12, 2016, 02:16:23 pm »

We have 3 Population and 3 Happiness—and 6 Economy. Drafting right now would be a very bad idea, and we can afford to lose the province. B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1551 on: September 12, 2016, 02:18:09 pm »

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All right, screw them. Rub that in the Marshal's face and tell him that from now on there'll be a professional standing army supplemented by universal conscription, tours of duty and reservist recalls.

Since we've got more money than soldiers, we could also finance their enemies and offer to pay some to that country on the other side of Parsia if they join us.
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« Reply #1552 on: September 12, 2016, 02:53:08 pm »

A, we can always make more peasants, we can't make more land though.
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« Reply #1553 on: September 12, 2016, 04:31:58 pm »

You decide to get some peasant fodder for the Augas' governor.

849 AD, Summer

The advisor arrives with several Army officials and several scrolls.

"These are the plans for the proposed re-organization of the Army. Unfortunately such big will be the cost of equipment that we ought to find second stable source of extra income, as the gold mining and taxes from Augas' routes might not be enough." Explains the trade advisor.

"It will take time to uproot the traditional orders of hierarchy within the Army, mayhaps even a decade or two, but with such martial-inclined ruler like you, my liege, we shall cooperate fully." Says the representative of the Army.

"All that we need is your signage on all these scrolls." Adds the advisor.

A) Sign the papers and begin re-organization of the Luathbas Army.
B) Reject such a costly and time-consuming proposal and ask if they can do better.
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« Reply #1554 on: September 12, 2016, 04:32:32 pm »

A. We should have plenty of money.
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« Reply #1555 on: September 12, 2016, 04:38:43 pm »

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« Reply #1556 on: September 12, 2016, 04:46:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1557 on: September 12, 2016, 04:46:59 pm »

A, let's give the Parsians and the Damedian republic an army they shall truely fear.
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« Reply #1558 on: September 12, 2016, 05:18:12 pm »

You sign the papers and give full support for the officials to start with the re-organization.

849 AD, Midsummer

You receive a letter from one Xonak of Kiwi Empire, an official of Imperial Household, and now that the plague have left the Empire, they managed to gather and compile information on the succession line.

Your son Arran is currently ninth in the line for the throne of Kiwi Empire, having two uncles, an aunt, and six cousins above him.

849 AD, Autumn

Governors of the eastern regions have sent some good news; the wealth of the region and plenty of foodstuffs they gathered this year have begun to attract migrants from the neighbouring countries! In few years the population of Luathbas will surely increase.

849 AD, Mid-Autumn

The guards report that the dwarves have arrived! They wish to present you with their services; they have heard of your martial prowess yet also of how easily the Houlandines die in combat, and therefore offer to make you an enchanted cuirass.

"Someone as important as my husband surely should possess such a marvelous artifact!" Says your enthusiastic wife.

A) Order the guards to have the dwarves sent away.
B) Invite the dwarves to your throne room.
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« Reply #1559 on: September 12, 2016, 05:20:13 pm »

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