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Tigra
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Wei He
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Sindhu
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Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Haspen

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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Lauthbas!
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2016, 07:51:32 pm »

You offer to hear his case to establish if he has actual legal grounds for it.

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He therefore boldly lists his descendants, and the circumstances behind his conception, and the noble lineage of Royal Concubine of the previous King, and then he cites the numerous hereditary laws from Year 786.

Unfortunately (for him, that's it), your scholarly knowledge allows you to blast his 'legal basis' thanks to the fact that the laws were updated in 789 by Caucach himself to exclude certain 'undesirables', and you even recite them from memory to prove your point, which is: the boy has in fact no claims to your throne at all.

The youth breaks down crying while the royal guard finally does its job and hauls him to the dungeon. The advisor sheds a tear of pride while the military officials applaud your wisdom.

It is this day that you gain the nickname "Lawsmaster".

801 AD, Autumn

Your son Romuald catches a nasty swamp fever that kills 8 children out of 10 and often leaves the 9th severely crippled and weak.

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Truly he must've been blessed by the Gods as it turns out he was that 10th out of 10.

He gets better after three days.

801 AD, Winter

Foreign dignitaries from a land in the west come bearing lavish gifts of money and valuables, followed by an offer to join their military alliance against the oppressive Kingdom of Kiwi, located also in the west

You decide to:

A) Accept the offer and commence with the military campaign at once
B) Decline, but offer to send a troop or two as 'mercenary aid'
C) Refuse to get involved in foreign wars
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Lauthbas!
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2016, 07:54:01 pm »

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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Lauthbas!
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2016, 07:57:43 pm »

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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Lauthbas!
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2016, 08:13:47 pm »

You decline the offer to join the alliance but also mention that some of your men might be willing to play 'mercenaries'. After some hushed debate, the dignitaries agree to take few hundred men with them.

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Apparently your men are some sorts of army-wrecking band of heroes because the tales of their wartime exploits and the absurd string of victories reach the ears of your court and your population very soon. This raises the prestige of the Army which sees quite a lot of young hotshots willing to 'play heroes' as well.

801 AD, Midwinter

Your wife gives birth to a daughter. Her name is Gwynna.

801 AD, End of the Year

Oh look, its the advisor with those scrolls of his.

Happiness: 4
Population: 4
Economy: 5
Army: 6

Nothing better than a strong military, eh?

802 AD, Spring

Famine strikes Lauthbas! The advisor believes that it would be better to rather thin the Treasury than give the slightly discontent populace a reason to complain. The decision is up to you, though:

A) Ration available foodstuffs
B) Spend money on acquiring foodstuffs from abroad
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Lauthbas!
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2016, 08:15:04 pm »

A+B. import some food, but not enough to completely avoid rationing.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Lauthbas!
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2016, 08:16:39 pm »

Either A or B, pls v;
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Lauthbas!
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2016, 08:17:08 pm »

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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Luathbas!
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2016, 08:28:57 pm »

A AND B
B if not applicable.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Luathbas!
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2016, 08:57:45 pm »

B.
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Luathbas!
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2016, 10:01:42 pm »

A! A little bit of Famine cannot defeat our Mighty Kingdom! So long as we, the Glorious Houlandin the First, Lead, Luathbas shall be guided to untold Prosperity!
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Luathbas!
« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2016, 04:19:54 am »

After some consideration for rationing of foodstuffs, you nonetheless decide to buy them from abroad.

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Either everyone takes great joy of your kingdom's suffering or there was terrible harvest everywhere, because the price for the grain you need to procure is astronomically high and terribly drains the Royal Treasury. Not to mention that amount of food procured is rather small and the deliveries are infrequent; the people are fed, but some succumb to the starvation before that happens.

802 AD, Autumn

A young man, prospector by trade, arrives at the court and during the audience with you he offers to mine certain gold deposits in the Duaz hills for the Luathbas' Crown. He just asks for some monetary dispensation so that he can procure necessary supplies, equipment and pay for miners' wages.

A) Pay him a certain amount to provide for the supplies he needs
B) Turn him down as the Treasury cannot pay for his expenses
C) Ask him to regale you with the descriptions of the rocks and other minerals that can be found in Duaz hills
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Re: Rapid-fire Minimalistic Dynasty Game: Houlandin of Luathbas!
« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2016, 04:45:36 am »

C, purely because I wonder what benefit or consequence this could possibly have.
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