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Tigra
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Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Elephant Parade

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1365 on: September 08, 2016, 02:12:03 pm »

We have no dudes. C.
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Maegil

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1366 on: September 08, 2016, 02:18:13 pm »

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The treasury is going to run low with the loss of income and added military expenses but it's something that sooner or later needs to be done anyway, so we might as well join forces to do it thoroughly while also gaining some diplomatic gild with the Republic.

Also, the conquered orcish territory will come in handy to solve some of our overpopulation problems.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1367 on: September 08, 2016, 02:54:55 pm »

A, be better to conquer them ourselves so we could get orcs in our army.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1368 on: September 08, 2016, 03:05:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1369 on: September 08, 2016, 03:14:58 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1370 on: September 08, 2016, 03:18:40 pm »

You agree wholeheartedly with the anti-orcish crusade!

Your mother, your wife and the advisor look at you without approval.

"Sire, will you be joining the soldiers on their journey to the orcish homelands?" The advisor asks after a brief, awkward silence.

A) What no, where didja get that idea.
B) PER OF COURSE, AS I AM A HOULANDIN!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1371 on: September 08, 2016, 03:21:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1372 on: September 08, 2016, 03:22:48 pm »

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let's not destabilize the country with another ten-year regency, please
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1373 on: September 08, 2016, 03:26:10 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1374 on: September 08, 2016, 03:33:07 pm »

Fools!  We could have allowed our hated foes weaken themselves against the orcs and launched a war upon them as the remnants of their armies staggered home exhausted!  Now we weaken only ourselves by assisting them!

Still, A.  Let us attempt to lessen our losses by not getting ourselves killed.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1375 on: September 08, 2016, 03:36:00 pm »

ye let's not

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1376 on: September 08, 2016, 03:40:57 pm »

Still, A.  Let us attempt to lessen our losses by not getting ourselves killed.
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But only because of that; in fact I have no doubts that poor Ethelwulf is chomping at the bit to go...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1377 on: September 08, 2016, 03:53:55 pm »

They collectively breathe in relief.

845 AD, Mid-Autumn

A contingent of Luathbas spearmen and axemen, with little cavalry (as mountainous terrain is expected) have marched out, with messengers to Magnus Parapetus preceding them by two days.

Week later he replies that your men have been welcomed as brothers-in-arms for the duration of this campaign and that he sends his utmost thanks for your Kingdom's participation in this war. He promises to send reports as often as he can.

845 AD, one of the usual, cold, windy, Late Autumn mornings

As the morning comes true and the sun lazily peeks above the clouded horizon, you find yourself and your wife in the same bed. You then remember the failure of fireplace ventilation in her bedroom on the evening, your offer of your favorite blanket aaaaand two goblets of wine that were perhaps unnecessary. Your slightly embarassed wife clears all doubts about the rest of the night.

There goes the promise.

845 AD, Winter

Trade advisor announces the increase of revenues this year thanks to incomes from the gold operations, and of course Augas trade taxes.

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The mercenaries were aplenty this year, and with drafted peasants also accounted for new recruits, the Army was bolstered.

845 AD, Mid-Winter

Magnus Parapetus, Governor of Lametanian Province, sends you a report in which he praises the efficiency and strength of Luathbas men, ableit many of them died in initial skirmishes with the orcs. However, inroads were made into the mountainous homeland of the greenskins and the butchering of the inferior savages has begun in earnest!

845 AD, End of the Year

The advisor arrives with Scrolls of Status Kingdoms, which you can notice were edited with charcoal and juice quite often this year.

Happiness: 4
Population: 7
Economy: 5
Army: 3

"Our Army could still do better, my liege, may I offer the obvious?"

A) "Yeah, let's draft some more peasants."
B) "Yeah, let's hire some more wanderers."
C) "Naw bruh, we good this time."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1378 on: September 08, 2016, 03:58:35 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1379 on: September 08, 2016, 04:01:02 pm »

"Do you really need to ask?"

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