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Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1305 on: September 07, 2016, 05:27:21 pm »

You call for a council of the clergy representatives, during which you explain that there must be some co-existence between the two faiths.

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Unfortunately you're not a very good talker. Some do look slightly convinced, but these do not speak - those against the monotheistic cult speak loudest and more often. In the end, you feel that you didn't accomplish much.

843 AD, End of the Year

The Advisor brings you the Scrolls of Kingdom Status early in the day.

Happiness: 3
Population: 8
Economy: 5
Army: 3

"Sire, we have accumulated lots of wealth and some more. Unless anything bad happens, we could spend some of said wealth to throw some festivals to appease the peasants, or mayhaps even hire some mercenaries to replenish our army that have suffered so many losses during the civil war?"

A) Ayyy, we be rich, letsa do both!
B) Let's throw some festivals for my subjects!
C) Let's hire some mercenaries for my Army!
D) No, I need more riches! More of them!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1306 on: September 07, 2016, 05:28:54 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1307 on: September 07, 2016, 05:29:59 pm »

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« Reply #1308 on: September 07, 2016, 05:30:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1309 on: September 07, 2016, 05:39:04 pm »

A, since we have both gold and trade route money coming in.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1310 on: September 07, 2016, 05:41:55 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1311 on: September 07, 2016, 06:05:05 pm »

A. Seriously when don't we spend money? :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1312 on: September 07, 2016, 06:16:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1313 on: September 08, 2016, 03:30:35 am »

You decide to be generous this year with the Treasury's money.

844 AD, Summer

After uneventful springtime comes a decidedly bad start of Summer. People from the forested areas in the northwest report cattle and sheep deaths, caused by something with very large claws and jaws that were able to tear out whole chunks and bodyparts out! Nobody ever saw this happen in Luathbas. Some of the more paranoid peasants whisper of a demon or some other such entity trying to bring down the end of the world.

A) Order the Army to march out into those forests adn comb-search them.
B) Hire level 20+ adventurers so they find and vanquish the beast.
C) Do nothing, it mighty just be nothing more than an overgrown wolf (or a few of them).
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1314 on: September 08, 2016, 03:41:09 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1315 on: September 08, 2016, 04:09:18 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1316 on: September 08, 2016, 05:23:04 am »

You order the Army to go to the forest and comb-search it.

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The reports speak of terrible disaster; a beast was indeed met, a giant boar-wolf hybrid with silvery-blue skin, eight blaw legs and a mane; it had red eyes and powerful jaws and claws that it used to smash or rip apart the soldiers who barely managed to get few wounds on it. It also plowed through the ranks with its mighty tusks, sending men flying. After casualties began to mount rapidly, the commander in charge of this force ordered a retreat, and the beast ran back into the forest.

844 AD, Midsummer

After a brief respite, the dead livestock problem popped up. As the markings are the same, the peasants cry for help as the Beast is surely on a prowl again.

A) Send the army in again! They gotta be successful one time or another!
B) Hire some level 30+ (just in case) adventurers to deal with this beast.
C) Start searching for a wizard.
D) Do naught, maybe it will go away if it gets bored?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1317 on: September 08, 2016, 05:32:19 am »

B, let's just go with the standard royal playbook and put out a stock plot hook to get the adventurers going.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1318 on: September 08, 2016, 07:11:19 am »

B

That thing sounds like some sort of chimera, the result of a mad wizard's experiments; the traditional solution for that kind of thing is "adventurers".
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1319 on: September 08, 2016, 07:34:28 am »

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