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Tigra
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Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Maegil

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1215 on: September 06, 2016, 05:00:52 pm »

There's no point in inviting them for negotiations if we don't intend to negotiate; instead we should just demand their surrender.
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somemildmanneredidiot

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1216 on: September 06, 2016, 05:01:05 pm »

C

It's the best compromise of talking and safety.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1217 on: September 06, 2016, 07:16:23 pm »

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« Reply #1218 on: September 06, 2016, 08:03:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1219 on: September 07, 2016, 02:02:54 am »

You tell him that if your Aunt wants to meet, she needs to come to you. The man stares you for a moment, thinking.

"That is not for me to decide. In a few hours you will have your answer to that question." Then he turns his horse and his group speds off to the castle.

Actually the answer comes in less than an hour by the way of Lady Eiri, followed by a large group of armed horsemen, sailing forth to meet with you. She does not dismount from her horse, instead opting to look at you form above.

"So, my little nephew, for once, isn't listening to the whispers of the elven witch and is willing to listen to reason instead. Charming. Pity that it had to take a war to separate the two of you! Look at you, all wounded, no wife and no heir waiting at home, easily rejecting your own family, and then warring with your Aunt. What would be next, little Houlandin? Were you preparing to invite our enemies the Lametanians and their false god into Luathbas, perhaps?" Only after this little speech does Lady Eiri dismount and, lifting the hem of her dress, moves up to you. You can see her wrinkles quite well.

Enemy or not, you show some courtesy and take her to your tent, where twenty guards - ten each - glare at each other while you two are sitting down.

"What we shall talk first? War? Or the marriage to my daughter, because I and she are still hoping."

A) "War."
B) "Family."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1220 on: September 07, 2016, 02:06:11 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1221 on: September 07, 2016, 02:19:58 am »

B

Because I kind of want to tell her to screw off and stop using her prejudices to insult our mother.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1222 on: September 07, 2016, 02:50:21 am »

A.  And she will consider herself lucky if we decide not to see her daughter beheaded as an accessory to her mother's treason.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1223 on: September 07, 2016, 03:04:43 am »

B lets discuss family, like the son who died in battle.  Still wish we had captured him.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1224 on: September 07, 2016, 03:06:50 am »

"War. Will you surrender?"

"No. If you want to win this war in way other than marrying my daughter, then you will have to do it with blood and death of many of your subjects." She brushes her hair.

"Now let's speak about family. Will you marry Sela?"

A) "I do not marry children of traitors!"
B) "Fine, I will marry her, if you promise to surrender."
C) "No, but she can marry Adagrast if strengthening family bonds is what you really want most."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1225 on: September 07, 2016, 03:09:52 am »

A.  Off with their heads, damn it!  We will not have some incest-loving traitor make demands of us!
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« Reply #1226 on: September 07, 2016, 03:11:32 am »

A.  They should never have come.
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« Reply #1227 on: September 07, 2016, 03:12:28 am »

B We were never going to accept surrender anyway, you just want this ruler killed again I guess?

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« Reply #1228 on: September 07, 2016, 03:17:20 am »

You shout that you do not marry children of traitors. Your Aunt looks at you slightly annoyed.

"Leave us." She says to her guards, who look at each other, then at your guards, before you dismiss them - for a brief moment. Lady Eiri lets out a sigh, then looks at you.

"Now that there are no witnesses, let's speak frankly - I am your Aunt after all - so you can tell me the truth, and I will understand if you, well, prefer men or something of the kind. This happens sometimes!" You stare at her for a long while.

"No, no I'm not into men. It's just that..."

A) "...I'm hoping to marry an elf like my father did."
B) "...I'm just waiting for a good political opportunity."
C) "...I'm just waiting for that elusive spark between me and some girl."
D) "...I'm not sure whom to marry yet. Not your daughter, that's for sure."
« Last Edit: September 07, 2016, 03:20:43 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1229 on: September 07, 2016, 03:18:43 am »

B

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