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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 231166 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1110 on: September 01, 2016, 04:07:42 am »

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They offended our mother's honor. Clearly we must pay them back in kind.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1111 on: September 01, 2016, 04:23:32 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1112 on: September 01, 2016, 06:16:48 am »

A dis is gunna be a short wan
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1113 on: September 01, 2016, 07:20:23 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1114 on: September 01, 2016, 07:59:33 am »

"To battle! We will drive the rebels from our country and make it strong again!" The gathered noblemen 'hurrah' in unison.



Congratulations! Houlandin III has embarked onto a Civil War!

It's the same as Military Campaign, so you know the drill by now. If he losses, however, Lady Eiri becomes the Queen with full rights.



As your army, after three days' march east, camps for the night, the agents bring forth some information.

"Sire, the rebels have control over several fortified and populous cities in the east, so this will be a long and bloody conflict with lots of casualties*, I'm afraid. They have little amount of wealth, it seems*, so our economy shouldn't suffer too much. Unfortunately the governor of Augas decided to sit sight as apparently there have been some incidents with Parsians since your rejection of the marriage proposal." He sighs.

"Unfortunately, my informants have determined that the noblemen have gathered lots of support from military types and control about the same amount of forces you do*, so I advise you that you try to minimize your losses or you might suffer defeat." You thank him for the report.

Two days later, as you're crossing some hilly terrain, your scouts report an advancing army from the east! It's comprised of spearmen, archers and flanked by small units of cavalry. Standard deployment, really. It's about one-third the size of your forces.

A) Take a defensive position here and wait for the enemy!
B) March forward and smash the inferior force to dust!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1115 on: September 01, 2016, 08:00:20 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1116 on: September 01, 2016, 08:00:56 am »

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Trap? Trap.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1117 on: September 01, 2016, 08:03:08 am »

If they're the only enemy force in the area, they have to come to us, we smash em anyway.

If they're not the only enemy force in the area, we don't find ourselves encircled by two armies.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1118 on: September 01, 2016, 08:15:51 am »

They could have their forces split and are looking to encircle us.  I saw we take the initiative.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1119 on: September 01, 2016, 09:24:21 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1120 on: September 01, 2016, 10:33:52 am »

I will continue to abstain because I secretly want the Queen to topple the unlawful King :v #justrebelthings
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1121 on: September 01, 2016, 10:46:02 am »

I will continue to abstain because I secretly want the Queen to topple the unlawful King :v #justrebelthings

I mean I've been voting the thing I think will get our guys killed 95%of the time so...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1122 on: September 01, 2016, 10:47:08 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1123 on: September 01, 2016, 11:03:58 am »

But this king is literally the most lawful one possible.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1124 on: September 01, 2016, 12:17:53 pm »

Such facts are merely inconveniences to us rebels :v
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