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Tigra
- 5 (31.3%)
Wei He
- 9 (56.3%)
Sindhu
- 2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1095 on: August 31, 2016, 09:41:36 am »

B, we don't want incest or inbreeding.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1096 on: August 31, 2016, 10:01:39 am »

Come on you would be only sticking to family tradition :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1097 on: August 31, 2016, 10:03:06 am »

Of what exactly? I'm pretty sure the family tradition is untimely deaths due to external factors :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1098 on: August 31, 2016, 10:09:08 am »

Our first ruler married a cousin.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1099 on: August 31, 2016, 10:22:13 am »

No, family tradition is us taking very unconventional wives. :P

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1100 on: August 31, 2016, 10:28:14 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1101 on: August 31, 2016, 10:28:57 am »

B

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1102 on: August 31, 2016, 10:32:56 am »

keep in mind we want heirs as soon as possible
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1103 on: August 31, 2016, 05:20:53 pm »

Edit:
No female ruler? >:V

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At this point I'm agreeing too. D:<


841 AD, Spring

Ahab Hahalol have arrived at your castle's gates! The scary-looking Parsian, clothed in green tunic, black pants and golden shoes, stares at you.

"Houlandin III of Luathbas, be blessed! My King, Shashanshah, offer the hand of his daughter Miriam in marriage! May there be peace and cooperation between our peoples. Think of the offer wisely, because my King feels no desire to ever give you this chance again."

A) Reject!
B) Accept!
« Last Edit: Today at 02:34:45 pm by Haspen »
A

Parsians are cool.
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You know what? Let's accept. Our bloodshed with the Parsians is long past. Now, we focus on those BLOODY LAMETANIANS!

A
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Waaaah?? The choice was edited and...yet the votes afterwards are taken AS IF they match the newly edited vote? (That's following the contextual sentences alongside choosing the letter :v)
...Can we do a rollback in time? >.> Really feel uneasy at this shift, especially if it's unintentional.

BLUH C!

Late but

When I voted, I was voting for accepting the proposal. Thus why I chose B. If you look, Hasp's edit actually happened before any of the votes happened. So even if he had changed it (which as he said, he didn't) that wouldn't have been an excuse. People just derped.

Also gonna say B. No kids for us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1104 on: August 31, 2016, 05:29:40 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1105 on: September 01, 2016, 02:19:40 am »

You reply in a letter that you do not wish to mingle with your cousin.

842 AD, Summer

The historian sent with miners northwest has sent a letter in which he announces discovery of gold! The more mining-oriented people believe that the veins can run for quite some distance and be very profitable.

842 AD, Midsummer

"My liege! Disaster!!" A young courtier brings you a letter.

A coalition of nobles from north and east of the country have declared their intent to remove you, Houlandin III, from the throne of Luathbas, and install Lady Eiri as their new Queen. Reasons they cite is your unwillingness to strengthen family lines, refusal of numerous marriage proposals that could ensure prolonging of the dynasty and prosperity for Luathbas, squandering of wealth of the Treasury, and being influenced by the 'elven witch' that clouds your mind and judgement.

The courtiers present at your castle all swear loyalty to you.

"Our beloved King!" Says one. "Signal the horns, rouse the peasants, call upon honor of your knights! Lead us and we will squash the wretched rebels at once!"

"My son isn't going anywhere to war!" Queen Mother Aolineniya protests, standing up. "His grandfather got himself stupidly killed, his father did too! Do I have to lose my own son as well on the bloody fields?"

"Mother, I was made to fight! I studied field tactics, I excel at sword-fighting! Am I now to rot in the throne room?" You counter-protest and the nobles in the room murmur and nod in approval.

"Yes! Lead us to battle, my liege!"

"No! Ethelwulf, dear, stay in the capital! Your soldiers can fight your wars for you!"

A) Embark with your soldiers to deal a swift defeat to the traitors to Luathbas!!
B) Stay in the capital for protection and let armies fight on their own.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1106 on: September 01, 2016, 02:27:48 am »

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« Reply #1107 on: September 01, 2016, 02:33:56 am »

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« Reply #1108 on: September 01, 2016, 02:34:20 am »

A, they want to get murdered? THEY SHALL BE MURDERED!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Houlandin III of Luathbas!
« Reply #1109 on: September 01, 2016, 02:34:44 am »

I shall abstain because clearly it is I who incited the rebellion! >:v

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