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Author Topic: Los Cazadores - La Espada Thread [Mission 2-B]  (Read 85848 times)

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Re: Los Cazadores - La Espada Thread [Mission 1]
« Reply #960 on: August 23, 2016, 05:57:48 pm »

Charlotte groans in exasperation. At some point, she muses to herself, perhaps she should invest in one of those training dummies she saw in town once, being wailed on by an angry looking youth. Perhaps it would be handy for offloading stress.

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Re: Los Cazadores - La Espada Thread [Mission 1]
« Reply #961 on: August 23, 2016, 05:58:28 pm »

"Well.... I don't know how well an illusion would fool a god, but I also... don't want to be up there when fighting. Everyone's pretty much decided against pacifism, and I'd rather not fight."
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« Reply #962 on: August 23, 2016, 05:59:32 pm »

"I wonder if I could perform my own illusion, too.  The altar seems a place of grief so much so that it throbs in my senses even from here.

And...I have a plan, that might resolve this peacefully if I can pull it off."
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Re: Los Cazadores - La Espada Thread [Mission 1]
« Reply #963 on: August 23, 2016, 06:04:23 pm »

"What's that, Anna?"
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Re: Los Cazadores - La Espada Thread [Mission 1]
« Reply #964 on: August 23, 2016, 06:05:06 pm »

"Take this advice kid: Pacifists Die unless they have some way to enforce their Pacifism on people who want to kill them. Take for example, the monks I Slaghtered in my youth, they had taken vows to never harm anything and they Couldn't talk me out of Pillaging across the country, so they LITERALY Stood in my way. Thus I burnt them all alive."
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« Reply #965 on: August 23, 2016, 06:06:39 pm »

"I'm somewhat doubtful that we can negotiate with him, if I'm honest. Remember, his sole purpose is to devour this world. Predators do not talk with their prey, as much as I hate to agree with.....him."

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« Reply #966 on: August 23, 2016, 06:12:04 pm »

"What's that, Anna?"
"Confront him with the grief he has caused.  Solangre used to be, if not a benevolent, a nonmalevolent deity.  Shocking them out of this should be possible."
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Re: Los Cazadores - La Espada Thread [Mission 1]
« Reply #967 on: August 23, 2016, 06:12:18 pm »

Ulibossk snorts in contempt.

"Pacifism? What a foolish ideal. We were tasked with killing Solangre. We either succeed, and kill him, or fail, which will have unforseen consequences. Anyways, I thought we decided on Charlottes' plan. It dosent involve anyone getting their heart torn out, and it gives us a pretty good chance of killing the blue f*cker!"
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« Reply #968 on: August 23, 2016, 06:13:12 pm »

"What's that, Anna?"
"Confront him with the grief he has caused.  Solangre used to be, if not a benevolent, a nonmalevolent deity.  Shocking them out of this should be possible."
"......ah. You have a point, actually."

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Re: Los Cazadores - La Espada Thread [Mission 1]
« Reply #969 on: August 23, 2016, 06:13:52 pm »

"But Solangre didn't actually exist before that Miasma stuff did what it does. And, no, I'm not too interested in negotiating with the evil heart-eating wannabe god."
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« Reply #970 on: August 23, 2016, 06:15:33 pm »

"No, we were tasked with removing the...Thing.  Hang on...Hang on.  Could it seriously be the monkey?  Hey analysis people, look into that, I know you're listening in.

Our briefing packet is woefully incomplete, isn't it."
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« Reply #971 on: August 23, 2016, 06:16:50 pm »

"Have you not thought about the fact that the blue Ape God ISNT their god but rather a Heart eating Beast? it quite likely Doesn't give a Fuck."
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« Reply #972 on: August 23, 2016, 06:18:23 pm »

"Okay, can we stop swearing?

And what if they aren't?  Then we've killed a relatively innocent person."
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« Reply #973 on: August 23, 2016, 06:20:16 pm »

"...Who eats the hearts of other Innocent people? seems VERY unlikely."
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Re: Los Cazadores - La Espada Thread [Mission 1]
« Reply #974 on: August 23, 2016, 06:20:27 pm »

"We literally watched it happily carve a guy's heart out on the briefing. How's that any sort of innocent? The briefing also referred to Solangre as just a myth before the anomaly thing happened."
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