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[kj1225]

"And what's your brilliant idea then?"

[SOLDIER First]

"I'm going to go down there and kill the beast."

[kj1225]

Samson rolls his eyes.
"I'll be sure to grab your corpse on the way out."

[SOLDIER First]

"You don't need to believe in me. Nobody ever seems to anyway."

[kj1225]

Samson steeples his fingers as he takes a deep breath. Then he lets it go and turns to Hefa.
"That was pretty much the plan with faking divinity."

[Sl4cker]

"What sort of performance will be done in order to fool the natives into perceiving one of us as a greater deity than the target?"

[vishdafish]

Ulibossk snorts in contempt.
"Plan? Is a plan necessary? All we have to do is kill the blue imbecile."

[Sl4cker]

"Reckless behavior is inadvisable to one's well-being."

[SOLDIER First]

"We should be able to do it, if we're united."

[vishdafish]

"Reckless? Is negotiation with a being that rips out hearts as a hobby not reckless? Either way, you guys can talk to him if really want to, I know I will just kill him."

[Elephant Parade]

"If we go in with a plan to handle the natives, we can spend less time killing and more time looting." Wario grins. "Most of you losers care about one or the other, I bet."

[kj1225]

"I don't give a shit about big blue, it's his buddies that's the problem. Which is why I'm thinking we put on a little magic show for them. If we look impressive to them we get more people to help us... ooh, maybe get prisoners on our side if the others prove uncooperative."

[Sl4cker]

"If even one of us attempts to attack the target unprovoked negotiations will assuredly fail. I advise against such action until it is deemed necessary."

"I don't give a shit about big blue, it's his buddies that's the problem. Which is why I'm thinking we put on a little magic show for them. If we look impressive to them we get more people to help us... ooh, maybe get prisoners on our side if the others prove uncooperative."

"My question stands. What will impress the natives?"

[kj1225]

"Setting trees on fire apparently... We got any napalm?"

[Sl4cker]

H.E.F.A. holds up her sizable flamethrower with one hand.